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chayes
08-05-2005, 03:11 AM
It wasnt very large
There was just enough room to cram a bench
In the corner over by the dodge
It was a eighty four
With a mashed up door
And a cheesy little kiln
With a sign on the front said eveheat
And a second hand cc
It was a premix with a marver on top

We could blow in joe’s garage
His mama was screamin
His dad was mad
We was blowing the same old thing
In the afternoon n sometimes we would
blow all night long

It was all we knew, n easy too
So we wouldnt get it wrong
All we did was spin the glass like all day long
Hey!
Down in joes garage
We didnt have no dope or lsd
But a coupla quartsa beer
Would fix it so the cc
Would not offend yer ear
And the same wig wags over and over
Became a symphony
We would blow em again n again
caue it looked good to me

One more time!

We could blow in joes garage
His mama was screamin,

"turn that cc down

We was blowing the same old thing
In the afternoon n sometimes we would
blow all night long
It was all we knew, and easy too
So we wouldnt get it wrong

Even if you worked it major minor

We thought we was pretty good
We talked about keepin the studio together
n we figured that we should
cause about this time we was gettin the eye
From the girls in the neighborhood
Theyd all come over n dance around
So we picked out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks
and we was on our way to fame

People seemed to like our glass
They came by and bought it
An it wasnt fore very long

A distributor from a company we can’t name
Said we oughta take his pen
n sign on the line for a real good time
But he didnt tell us when
These "good times" would be somethin
That was really happenin
So the studio broke up
An it looks like

We will never blow again
Guess you only get one chance in life

To make a piece that goes wig wig wig
reversal

(speculating on the future)

Well the years was rollin by, yeah

imported crap

Had caught the public eye, yeah

Snotty importers with lipstick on

Was really flyin high, yeah

n then they got that inside out thing

n new glass came along

n all of a sudden I thought the time

Had come for that same old stuff

We used to make in joe’s garage

JHog
08-05-2005, 08:25 AM
Sweet, big Zappa fan before I ever started blowing..love it :lol

CSGinc
08-05-2005, 01:02 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :cheerlead :cheerlead :cheerlead :cheerlead :cheerlead :cheerlead :cheerlead

jeffbuchs
08-05-2005, 08:28 PM
"It looks just like a Telefunkin U-47"

chayes
01-03-2009, 05:36 PM
Bump - original post 8-5-05.

p.j.
01-03-2009, 05:54 PM
is that a tiny robot with glass marital aids stuck all over it???

mer
01-03-2009, 06:02 PM
if you can build us an XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual roto-plooker i'll try to have the infraction system re-programmed.

Swampy
01-03-2009, 07:25 PM
Chris, with just the mere mention of this thread title, in my estimation you've excelled yourself a zillion percent.

suzee
01-03-2009, 10:09 PM
:D:D

Most excellent!! How did I miss this the first time around??

My husband broke out in a chorus of "no more credit at the liquor store....." at his family's house at Christmas.....I was the only one without a blank stare.....At least he didn't sing my personal favorite...."why does it hurt when I pee???":D

Thanx,
Suz

Udai Hussien
01-03-2009, 10:37 PM
:D:D

Most excellent!! How did I miss this the first time around??

My husband broke out in a chorus of "no more credit at the liquor store....." at his family's house at Christmas.....I was the only one without a blank stare.....At least he didn't sing my personal favorite...."why does it hurt when I pee???":D

Thanx,
Suzyou got it from the toilet seat...

Meta Glass
01-04-2009, 02:20 AM
"Thought he was a man but he was a cupcake"

gldg/zappa humor the best way to look like a fuckin weirdo

djsugarpapasmooth
01-04-2009, 05:02 AM
When I dj I always get requests for the muffin man, movin to montana, and don't eat the yellow snow

chayes
01-04-2009, 02:05 PM
gldg/zappa humor the best way to look like a fuckin weirdo

Just remember for all you so called normal people out there. There are a lot more of us weirdo's..............:metalhead:star98:

mer
01-04-2009, 03:05 PM
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

~Hunter S. Thompson

Master Yoda
01-04-2009, 05:33 PM
My balls feel like maracas

Cold Seal
01-06-2009, 03:02 PM
a third party check a third party check tryin to by some pussy with a third party check

chayes
01-07-2009, 05:05 PM
I think the point has gotten lost on this one.

Hunter
01-08-2009, 08:36 PM
:)