Dwaine

[kbinkster]

Dwaine is in the hospital right now for severe stomache pain. I talked to him on the phone this afternoon and he said that he is going to check himself out if he doesn't get any answers by midnight. He said that he could be in pain at home, but still be a lot more comfortable than in there!

He cannot read the GLDG forum while he's over there, so if you would like to wish him well or chat, you can call him. PM me for the number - it's a direct room number and I would hate to post it and three months from now someone call up an unsuspecting patient in that room because they wanted to wish Dwaine well and did not notice the date of this post.

If you would like to post something here, I'm sure he'd like to read it when he is able to log on.

[ACE]

DWAINE!!! i was wondering why i haven't seen you around....feel better soon buddy!!

and stock up on toilet paper, cause your the shit.

[onion]

shit bro, get better.
i wanna see you trolling again by next week.

[ShttrdSpctrm]

sorry to hear , get better fast Dwaine , and get the hell outa the hospital :D

[mer]

sorry to hear, dwaine. i'm sure you'll kick the sick in the ass. hope you're givin the nurses hell.

[vetropod]

hope you're givin the nurses hell.

Is that a question at all?!? I'm sure those nurses are praying to whatever god they believe in right now :evilLaugh

Dwaine, get well soon!!!

[Mr. Whale dick]

damn hope your all good....

[JHog]

Hope its not serious and yer out soon....

[Greymatter Glass]

I knew all the percocets and draino would get to him eventually.

kim, pm me his number pls, I'm too lazy to PM you.

[nasty]

get well soon

[CripSkillz]

Ya Dawaine get you asss betta bro Kick that doctor in teh ballz if he dont get ya some answers GL man:oh:

[Greymatter Glass]

he said, and I quote:

"fuck all y'all fucking fuckers"

and I was gonna include a nasty old person porn image, but I figured I'm gonna get in trouble enough as it is.

So they think he's astricted... or something....

that or he might have teh gay.

he said the GLDG is blocked by Websense, and he's trying to get access - good luck.

-Doug

[onion]

can anyone say "severe bowel blockage"

[schmoinkel]

Dam Dwaine you gotta quit stick'n those vibrating game controlers up there

Seriously tho, I hope its just a big fart:flamethro

[J B]

get well fast man --

[β]

so that's where the extra wiimote is.....dwaine, i hope you're doing better, or you at least get around the websense.

[Meerkat]

A frined of mine who was totally healthy acting and looking went into the hospital for stomach pains, we figured it was no big deal and he was dead a week later from stomach cancer, he was only like 22.

[ACE]

thats fucked up yo.^^^

[PyroChixRock]

way fucked up. sorry dondi.

[Swampy]

Meerkat how did you manage to get both feet in your mouth at once you happy bastard lol

If I was Dwaine I'd make it my mission to find you and shit all over you when I got out!

just kidding okay, trying to lighten it up a bit (and give Dwaine something to consider when he gets out heh heh)

Dwaine; tell them your arms are paralysed and they have to bed bath you -you lucky, lucky bastard.

Fucking get well soon okay mate, we fucking miss you.

[canaan]

Dwaine has no GLDG from teh hospital ?

what a dam crying shame that is.


Im pretty sure this will work, although it's super cheesy, but since its all done server side, it may work for him.

knowing Dwaines love for portals (cough) im sure the window will drive him completely effing nuts.

better than nothing, if it works for him.


http://canaanglass.com/dwaine/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=8


XXX .... hope you guys dont mind glomming all your content, lol.

[steven p selchow]

Dwaine is no nimwit, hes sucking up to the hospital staff. Im sure he told the Dr. he has gold and silver poisioning, frit inhailation, powder residue under his fingernails, shards of glass in his asshole, and an alergic reation to anything but oxycodone...so milk em all for whats its worth...is the nurse nice looking?

[Greymatter Glass]

he said the nurses are all fat and ugly.

[Swampy]

he said the nurses are all fat and ugly.


They're the best ones -they don't get any at home so ride the hell out of the patients heh heh

[UmaJulz]

has anyone talked to him yet today? I know it's early, but Dwaine never sleeps, does he?

hope he's doing better, and at least has some answers for his immediate pain. Now his sickness, of course, is another matter. :D

[Pilgrim]

dude get better sooner then later, this place needs more real people.....

[Fire on the mountain]

just pour some 'tussin on it and you'll be fine. seriously though i hope everything gets resolved quick

[blackstoneglass]

feel better man

[Danjeezy]

Get better soon man and try and get some liquid morphine while you're in there.

[jokersdesign]

yo your the shit man. I hope it nothing serious

[gypsea]

good luck with everything in there dwaine....my suggestion would be to be nice to the nurses, don't listen to that monkey advice, you'll get a lot faster responses if you don't torture them with magic markers this time....

[FredLight]

We're all wishing Dwaine well over here! Get well soon!

[jiminyrootkit]

get better, you fat bastard!
before a new troll moves in under your bridge....
seriously tho man, i told you NOT to eat those chili dogs from quikstop...
....or was it the taint-ed walmart peanut butter? :P
get well soon, and enjoy the liquid morphine
-f

[SteppingRazor]

They're the best ones -they don't get any at home so ride the hell out of the patients heh heh


As an RN, I take offense to that.
~joe

[mer]

really?

[Pilgrim]

Monkey stuff?? whats that?

[gypsea]

hope you're givin the nurses hell.


that monkey advice........

bad monkey. tsk tsk. nurses have a hard enough job without encouraging renegade glassblowers to torture them....

[smutboy420]

So did they find out whats wrong yet?

[ShttrdSpctrm]

just pour some 'tussin on it and you'll be fine. seriously though i hope everything gets resolved quick

lmao 'tussin


So did they find out whats wrong yet?

ya wtf?

[seadal]

Too much tussin? j/k

[HumanLathe]

that monkey advice........

bad monkey. tsk tsk. nurses have a hard enough job without encouraging renegade glassblowers to torture them....

Nurses don't have it bad at all whats all the complaining about from the nurses:D . In Portland the starting wage for a nurse is like 40 G's with bennies not much left to complain about after that. My mom is disabled now but was making about 55,000 a year and she loved her job. Seems like the nurses that want to be a nurse enjoy taking care of poeple, in fact it seems they need that in their daily life.

[kbinkster]

So did they find out whats wrong yet?

He said yesterday that it's his liver.

[HumanLathe]

well hope fully its not past its regenerative stage. unless he needs a trans plant he should be fine. The liver bounces back pretty good if its isn't abused.

[Pilgrim]

I herd you can buy a liver or kidney in mexico very cheeply these days.... maybe we could all pich in on one or two organs for him .....lol, haha,hee.hee hoo hoo...

[Greymatter Glass]

I got $10 on that fowl monkey

Anyways.... a good friend of mine is a flight nurse, they make crazy cash, I have no idea how much, but I'm guessing at least 80k a year, plus crazy benefits. Plus, she can get on any airline free any time, as long as she says she had to get bumped from her plane for a passenger. I'd bet they all kinda use that more than work requires :)

and yeah, wtf dwaine... he hasn't posted here, so is he still in the hospital?

[yinzer]

best wishes 2 dwaine, sorry bout ur luck man.
i mean, can you understand that? or should i say sorry bout your fuckin luck you fuckin oxygen theif! maybe that would register better in the dwaine-brain. truly though, i hope all goes well dude. oc's and hot nurses.......are you even suffering? oh yea, fat nurses....well, give em the experience of their life!! besides, alot of fat nurses have hot daughters, get in good with em.

and you still owe me some playstation shit or whatever the hell i called you for


anybody know anything of the situation yet??

[Udai Hussien]

he said the nurses are all fat and ugly.

no, I said they all were doing impressions of Neil Carter, and Shirley Hempell...
Lovly ladies, and the next one had a fuller mustache than the last...

I'm home for now, I have liver damage, and a possible Striction, and they did a Hep B panel, I am waiting the results on

[Udai Hussien]

get better, you fat bastard!
before a new troll moves in under your bridge....
seriously tho man, i told you NOT to eat those chili dogs from quikstop...
....or was it the taint-ed walmart peanut butter? :P
get well soon, and enjoy the liquid morphine
-f

OHHH the grande gut grenade, how I curse thee!!!

[susheke]

Glad you are home Dwaine. I hope you mend quickly.

[ShttrdSpctrm]

ya dwaine, mend quickly. maybe you should look for a liver on the "market" quicker tho, hope u feel better soon. :chilling:

[Swampy]

Glad to hear you was well looked after but even gladder see you back in the seat.

Oh, and I saw these two pics and thought of you;


http://www.digzo.com/images/xbox_mini.jpg


http://www.digzo.com/images/eric_lol_mini.jpg

Get well soon mate.

PS -I sent you something hard and round to suck in the mail direct to the hospital but now you're not there probly some fat hairy male nurse will make good use of it.

Funny how things turn out eh.

lol

[UmaJulz]

man i am glad that you're home, but oooh, baby, the liver, huh? make sure they are thorough on those panels- A, B, and C. the quicker they catch anything like that, the better.

and in the mean time, Milk Thistle is great for detoxing the liver. also SAMe, but it's pricier. I take them every day- makes a big difference for me.

[Pilgrim]

i was at the market this evening and in the meat case they had liver and tripe , some brain all sorts of stuff, so dwain WHAT YOU NEED MAN we can hook you up....
get well you sick freek<<<<<<<<<was ment in the NICEST possibl e way Mrs .Moderator :)

[UmaJulz]

Of course, eating liver must be good for your liver, right?

[SteppingRazor]

Dwaine, i'm glad your out of the hopsital. take care of yourself.

~joe



Nurses don't have it bad at all whats all the complaining about from the nurses:D . In Portland the starting wage for a nurse is like 40 G's with bennies not much left to complain about after that. My mom is disabled now but was making about 55,000 a year and she loved her job. Seems like the nurses that want to be a nurse enjoy taking care of poeple, in fact it seems they need that in their daily life.

Hopsital nursing is hardwork, almost as hard as ripping out prodo for 8 hours. I work 12.5 hour shifts overnights in an ICU. I acutally just started, i've been and orderly for years and had a BS in biology. Nursing seemed the next step.
most nurses that complain about their jobs are of 'the glass is half empty' type. I see nurses take ALOT of abuse from patients. people often have a very consumer oriented mindset and see nurses almost as servents/waiters. It's a test of character to remain polite to people who get nasty because you did'nt get their pain med right when they wanted it. while the reason you were a little late was because you were busy making descisions about another patient who was going critical.
despite all that, it's really a great job. You can do anything with it, travel anywhere. It pays very well. It's both hands on and mentally challegning. You get to meet some very interesting people who are truely greatful for what you are doing.
also as a man in nursing school, you'll never be dateless.
~joe

[Mac Maestro]

It pays very well. It's both hands on and mentally challegning

Maybe Dwaine should be a nurse. He has two hands _and_ is mentally challenged....

Mmmm, Liver. Hope you are doing well, D.

[misled youth]

cherries, are very good for healing and rebuilding liver damage.
i dont know you, but i hope you the best!!!

[Udai Hussien]

Maybe Dwaine should be a nurse. He has two hands _and_ is mentally challenged....

Mmmm, Liver. Hope you are doing well, D.

you make a valid point, plus all the narcotics you can steal.

[Udai Hussien]

good luck with everything in there dwaine....my suggestion would be to be nice to the nurses, don't listen to that monkey advice, you'll get a lot faster responses if you don't torture them with magic markers this time....

yeah "Peek-a-boo" only worked twice this time :-/

[onion]

Of course, eating liver must be good for your liver, right?

only human baby

[Shadow]

Hey Dwaine!! hope you are feeling better man...

Big hugs!!