chayes
08-12-2005, 02:02 AM
Eugene rebelion
From pyrex dongs to starwood
To the dichro on a strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
Of blowers that come to be real hip
And get a wholesale contract
From a distributor some day
Theyll sell their ass, their cocks and balls
Theyll take the check n walk away
If theyre lucky theyll get work
For a year or two perhaps
Theyll grow some ugly dreads to wear
And hope the business dont collapse
Before some stupid headshop
Decides theyre really good
Theyre a eugene town rebellion blowers
They used to make all kinds of stuff
And some of it was nice
Some of it was beautiful
But then they took some distributor’s advice
To get a wholesale deal, he said,
They would have to be more prodo
Forget their techs and blow real dumb
Or else they would be sunk
So off they go to e.g.s. to learn some stupid tricks
And practice all their poses
In between their prodo trips
pull a point, blow it up
And when they think they’ve got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a fuck if what they make
Is somewhat insincere
eugene rebellion
Did you know that in eugene the people down there
Think that substance is a bore
And if your new wave peice looks good
Theyll hurry on back for more
Of wrap & rake and all fume spoons
And shit that look real queer
I’ll blow for ya, boo boo boo ya
The tinsel town aficionados
Come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works
As perfect as a dream
It works for all of those import company/distributor pricks
Who come to skim the cream dunna dunt dunt dunt dah dah
From pyrex dongs to starwood
To the dichro on a strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
Of blowers that come to be real hip
And get a wholesale contract
From a distributor some day
Theyll sell their ass, their cocks and balls
Theyll take the check n walk away
If theyre lucky theyll get work
For a year or two perhaps
Theyll grow some ugly dreads to wear
And hope the business dont collapse
Before some stupid headshop
Decides theyre really good
Theyre a eugene town rebellion blowers
They used to make all kinds of stuff
And some of it was nice
Some of it was beautiful
But then they took some distributor’s advice
To get a wholesale deal, he said,
They would have to be more prodo
Forget their techs and blow real dumb
Or else they would be sunk
So off they go to e.g.s. to learn some stupid tricks
And practice all their poses
In between their prodo trips
pull a point, blow it up
And when they think they’ve got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a fuck if what they make
Is somewhat insincere
eugene rebellion
Did you know that in eugene the people down there
Think that substance is a bore
And if your new wave peice looks good
Theyll hurry on back for more
Of wrap & rake and all fume spoons
And shit that look real queer
I’ll blow for ya, boo boo boo ya
The tinsel town aficionados
Come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works
As perfect as a dream
It works for all of those import company/distributor pricks
Who come to skim the cream dunna dunt dunt dunt dah dah