Live raffle for the weekend of lessons!

[PyroChixRock]

The win a weekend of lessons raffle give away thread!



Starting in about 15 minutes. we're almost ready! Hang out, grab a drink, tell me how your day is going so far, and refresh the page often. :D

[menty666]

Had a lovely day, mostly hung out with my wife and 2 yr old and got some fresh air

[yinzer]

my parents got me drunk...
and then made me eat cake.
my husband didnt think i was drunk enough so he made me drink more.
now im sitting on the computer and hes on the torch....
my dad told me herpes bathday
all in all it was a good day....thanx for asking

[PyroChixRock]

sounds like you had a great birthday babe. :D maybe it'll get even better soon! I'll tell calista it's your birthday, she does all the picking...but she can't see the names on the tickets anyway so she can't play favorites. :lol

Good luck once again to everyone who entered! :clap:

So...what should we give away first? :D

[yinzer]

a pony!!!!

[PyroChixRock]

Bwahahaha!! You're going to have to get that from Nomad babe. :D

[menty666]

where is everyone?

[PyroChixRock]

How about some glass? No picture for this prize, but I bet you can imagine it.

1 pound black sparkle. It doesn't have a name, we call it black rainbow. Abe made it, it's pretty stuff. :D

[PyroChixRock]

where is everyone?

You're here. :D

I bet people will trickle in and out.

We have more prizes this year...and sold less tickets hehe. So you all have great chances at winning something.

I'm still waiting for my ticket girl to come pick a winner for the black sparkle!! *yells louder for her*

[jjglass]

Going good, how are you Misha?

[mer]

Got the fingers crossed. Kinda makes it hard to cook......

[yinzer]

sometimes it helps if you yell with a cookie in your hand

[PyroChixRock]

I'm good Jason. :D thanks for asking! We had a BLAST at the decompression party last night. I wish some of you portland kids could have come!

[PyroChixRock]

sometimes it helps if you yell with a cookie in your hand

I have a beer...don't think that'll work hehe.

OK here she is!!

[Greymatter Glass]

ok I'm here.

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the black sparkle (boro btw) is Jodie, aka Ruskin Designs!

[Greymatter Glass]

why not do this in chat? not enough room?

[PyroChixRock]

ok I'm here.

Now the party can start! :kickflip::skate:

[jjglass]

Gratz Jodie!

[PyroChixRock]

why not do this in chat? not enough room?

people like to read it later on if they can't make it. ;)

[The Lorax]

mixed live media anyone?
this is what i did today:
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/342/dscf8375iu9.jpg

[menty666]

threading leaves a trail :)

[Greymatter Glass]

Ah, ok....

[PyroChixRock]

Oooh that's awesome! :D

[PyroChixRock]

Are we ready for another prize? :D

[yinzer]

yay jodie!!

...will you guys please quit breathing...its getting stuffy in here

[menty666]

I'm fogging up the window so I can leave a butt print

[PyroChixRock]

Next up we have a boro saki cup. :D

[Conchis]

Congrats jodie!!!

[yinzer]

..nice lorax
dont let menty around it...he got a thing for butt prints on glass

[PyroChixRock]

..nice lorax
dont let menty around it...he got a thing for butt prints on glass

Bahahahahaha!! :rollin

[The Lorax]

haha i can tell

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the boro saki cup is.....






Jesse DeMoss! :D

Congrats, Jesse! :blowkiss:

[Chase Designs]

ohh pretty cup!

[yinzer]

way 2 go jesse!!

[PyroChixRock]

Matt says thanks, Deanna.

Glad to see you! Did you have a good day, too? :D

[Conchis]

Really nice cup....congrats Jesse

[thirteenmoons]

I just stumbled in here accidentally... what awesome timing! :D Yay for Jodie! Glad you had fun last night Misha!

[The Lorax]

the blue in the middle looks awesome, i bet jesse will be happy

[PyroChixRock]

I just stumbled in here accidentally... what awesome timing! :D Yay for Jodie! Glad you had fun last night Misha!

thanks babe. I have some pics of us all freaked out to show you later hehe. :D

[Chase Designs]

Matt says thanks, Deanna.

Glad to see you! Did you have a good day, too? :D

Ya, pretty good. I am suppose to be making a dragon right now, but I got side tracked here. lol

[Greymatter Glass]

grats to all so far (still eating0

[PyroChixRock]

What should we pick next...*looking at pics*

[yinzer]

mmmmmmmmm eeeeaaaattttiiinnnngggg

[joolzbylisa]

Misha, I forgot there were prizes besides the lessons... :(
should have gotten tix when you were here last week I guess...

But I've got a killer bloody mary and you don't!!!!

[PyroChixRock]

Misha, I forgot there were prizes besides the lessons... :(
should have gotten tix when you were here last week I guess...

But I've got a killer bloody mary and you don't!!!!

hehe. I forgot matt doesn't really like tomato juice, so I was a dork bringing him those back. :lol

[The Lorax]

do a marble next

[vetropod]

Hey I'm not in on the raffle, but I finally made it into one of these "live" threads before everything was distant history :D

[joolzbylisa]

hehe. I forgot matt doesn't really like tomato juice, so I was a dork bringing him those back. :lol

More for you! Too bad Joe likes them so I have to share.

[PyroChixRock]

Let's do the pigs! I love the pigs hehe.

Next up for grabs we have humping pigs, made by Steven Selchow.

Thank you Steve, for donating a prize to this party. You're the best! *kisses him on the cheek*

Check out more of Steve's work here (http://www.glassartists.org/Gal118_flamethrower_s_Gallery.asp). He's one bad ass glass ninja! :chucks:

[PyroChixRock]

do a marble next

ok...after the pigs. :D

[vetropod]

So whatcha raffling off next? I wanna watch :D Then I have to go cook dinner....

[Conchis]

porking porcines so to speak

[Chase Designs]

hehe...humping pigs. :lol

[thirteenmoons]

thanks babe. I have some pics of us all freaked out to show you later hehe. :D
Can't wait to see hon! :D


Misha, I forgot there were prizes besides the lessons... :(
should have gotten tix when you were here last week I guess...

But I've got a killer bloody mary and you don't!!!!
I want a Bloody Mary! I only have apples and cheese! We went to the apple and cheese festival today. Lol!

[PyroChixRock]

Glad you made it, wes. :D

[Greymatter Glass]

man that wendys #6 is delicious.


anyways....

[vetropod]

Now THERE's a random sculpture! Fun!!!

[The Lorax]

loll

[Greymatter Glass]

so what scientifically sound method of selection are you using for this drawing tonight Misha?

[PyroChixRock]

so what scientifically sound method of selection are you using for this drawing tonight Misha?

tickets with names on them, in a lucky glass vase. winners are picked by calista. :D

She just picked the pig winner...stay tuned!

[jjglass]

I believe that it is conforming to the random child drawing standards, US Title 1

[vetropod]

so what scientifically sound method of selection are you using

Scientifically profound!

[PyroChixRock]

And the winner of the wonderful humping pigs is...



Deanna and Greg Chase!


Congrats, Deanna and Greg :clap:

I've got your address already, so no need to PM me. :blowkiss:

[Conchis]

(grins).....Congrats!!!.....those are great

[Chase Designs]

And the winner of the wonderful humping pigs is...



Deanna and Greg Chase!


Congrats, Deanna and Greg :clap:

I've got your address already, so no need to PM me. :blowkiss:

:rollin...OMG, how perfect for our glass case, with the humping bunnies.

[yinzer]

congrats on the humping pigs!

[vetropod]

Woo hoo!!! Enjoy those humping pigs! What a great coffee table item :D

[Greymatter Glass]

Hey congrats guys!


__________________________________________________ _________

Lemon recipes for cakes and more! http://www.lemonparty.org/

[thirteenmoons]

Yay De and Greg!!!

[PyroChixRock]

:rollin...OMG, how perfect for our glass case, with the humping bunnies.

Bahaha you have humping bunnies! :rollin

The pigs are going to a great home. :D

[jjglass]

Gratz on the porkers :)

[The Lorax]

lol congrats, a pig for each of you

[menty666]

those would get a display spot on my desk in the office!

[PyroChixRock]

So next up for grabs we have a marble...that is represented by horrible pics. :o: Sorry, it's just not a photogenic marble, but it's gorgeous in person. :D

The flower inside is gorgeous. :D

[yinzer]

probably right next to the framed photocopies of your butt

[Conchis]

wow!.....if those are bad pics....the thing must be amazing...looks good from here

[jjglass]

ooooooo montage, very nice

[menty666]

nah, I like them without frames. Gives it that refrigerator art look.

[vetropod]

Have fun everyone! I've gotta go cook some din-din....... :devilish:

[PyroChixRock]

wow!.....if those are bad pics....the thing must be amazing...looks good from here

thanks...that makes me feel better. :D

[thirteenmoons]

Ooohhhh!!!! If those are bad picks it must be mind blowing in person! :D

[The Lorax]

1st picture looks like a monster eating a flower, cool stuff

[Chase Designs]

Bahaha you have humping bunnies! :rollin

The pigs are going to a great home. :D

Yes! Now I am thinking on my desk might be better, as someone else just said. lol! I guess I need to clean it off first.

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the multiple blowin flower marble is...


Kraig! :clap:

Congrats, Kraig! :D Give us a ring, lets have a beer. :D

[Greymatter Glass]

for the love of god, don't click on http://stagparty.us/

[yinzer]

rock out with your socks out kraig!

[Conchis]

Congrats Kraig!!!

[Greymatter Glass]

woot WTG Kraig.

Nice mib!

[thirteenmoons]

for the love of god, don't click on http://stagparty.us/

OMG! That was horrifying!!!!! I had to click! Ugh!

[yinzer]

for the love of god, don't click on http://stagparty.us/

omg u fuker. i clicked it, of course

[The Lorax]

haha i didn't click it.

[PyroChixRock]

Next up we have a killer glass bowl. It's the last bowl matt made before his surgery, and he doesn't do work like this anymore so it is a special piece.

The marbles don't come in it! ;)

[Chase Designs]

Congrats Kraig.

[Greymatter Glass]

I SAID DONT CLICK IT


If you wanna play round two then DO NOT CLICK THIS: http://thewillpower.org/

[yinzer]

haha i didn't click it.

yeah, not yet. but you know you will sometime.

[PyroChixRock]

I'm not clicking it. :twitch:

[yinzer]

......not clicking

*smacks hand away from mouse*

[Chase Designs]

I'm not clicking it. :twitch:

Me neither

[Greymatter Glass]

I mean... it's not like I said "here's a cool marble site" and gave that link... I said don't click it.

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the bowl is Chris Webb! :D


Congrats! :D

If you see this, Pm me your address. I'm not sure what your user name is on here? But of course I have your email.

[The Lorax]

don't see many boro bowls out there.. ya know bowl bowls, haha. really sweet prize

[thirteenmoons]

Oh come on Calista! I want Daddy's bowl! Lol!!! :D

[Greymatter Glass]

I mean, seriously... if I said:

here's a picture of a 3 way of 80 year old men: http://www.lemonparty.org

you can clikc it or you can't.... but it's what I said it is.

I don't like about these things. who won the bowl?

[thirteenmoons]

Wow I'm slow! Lol! Congrats Chris!

After the first one there's no way I'm clicking again. Yikes!

[PyroChixRock]

Doug(e)! Stop it!!

[Greymatter Glass]

Woot grats to Chriss Webb, whoever that is on here (???)

[Conchis]

Congrats Chris....nice bowl....great prize

[LaPlayaGlass]

DOUG....I don't think I wanna know how you find this stuff.....LOL
Al

[Greymatter Glass]

MISHA... I have a live captive audience....and beer...

I'll behave.... but I have to be me.!!!!!!

[yinzer]

congrats 2 chris webb....

[PyroChixRock]

Ok I looked it up, and Chris Webb is chrisann on here. Congrats babe! :D

[JDeMoss]

Sweet, I won something....They love me! They really Love me!

[PyroChixRock]

thanks Doug(e) :blowkiss:

[Greymatter Glass]

Al, I clicked on a link Dwaine gave me once, and found the root site for all these shock your friends websites

Some of them are really nasty, like this one: http://macory.com/
(seriously, don't clikc that link)

[PyroChixRock]

Sweet, I won something....They love me! They really Love me!

:lol

Congrats on the saki cup, Jesse! :D Would you PM me your address?

[LaPlayaGlass]

Congrats to all
AL

[Greymatter Glass]

there are worse ones.

hey jesse, now you can get Yuuki to send you some good saki and drink a topast to him! :P

[PyroChixRock]

Next up we have a pair of earrings Calista made with some beads Marte sent her. :D

[The Lorax]

Al, I clicked on a link Dwaine gave me once, and found the root site for all these shock your friends websites

Some of them are really nasty, like this one: http://macory.com/
(seriously, don't clikc that link)

blahahah i clicked that one

[yinzer]

i knew you got it from dwaine.....i was just gonna say that

[Greymatter Glass]

what happened to Yuuki, anyways? Did hasselnuts ever send him that beer yard?

[PyroChixRock]

You guys are brave. You really shouldn't click anymore links from him! :lol

[Chase Designs]

I need to go back to work. whooo hoo for pigs! Happy party everyone.

[menty666]

that was...umm.....pretty horrible.

[Greymatter Glass]

Lorax - that's the worst one I'll post here... but there are worse.

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the earrings is LaPlayaGlass!

Congrats al and donna! :blowkiss:

Please pm me your address. :D

[Greymatter Glass]

www.poobutton.com is a fun one to leave on random computers at work or school..... you can clikc the lonk - just don't press the button more than once.

[Greymatter Glass]

dude, grats Al - those earings are gonna look great on you!

[thirteenmoons]

Pretty earrings Calista, good job sweetie!

[yinzer]

(insert random congrats phrase i havent said yet here....woot?)

[PyroChixRock]

Dood!

[Greymatter Glass]

actually I think you can click it twice..... the third time you'll make a mess.....

[yinzer]

blahahah i clicked that one

told you youd click one!!

[Greymatter Glass]

so why can't I see these pics? are they being posted?

[PyroChixRock]

The next prize is...

A little perfume/oil bottle. :D

[The Lorax]

douge, don't click on this:
http://images.google.com/images?q=veronica+moser&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

[PyroChixRock]

so why can't I see these pics? are they being posted?

Hmm...they are attachments. Do you have them blocked in your options?

[JDeMoss]

there are worse ones.

hey jesse, now you can get Yuuki to send you some good saki and drink a topast to him! :P

I've got a bottle of Saki that he brought over for us. But I doubt he would send anymore unless I send him a big tub of icecream and cookies.

[Greymatter Glass]

oh now I see them...?...odd... nice bottle.

[LaPlayaGlass]

Cool one each Thanks to the artist.
AL...Donna is away

[Greymatter Glass]

lol.... did you ever inrtoduce him to cookie dough icecream?

[PyroChixRock]

oh now I see them...?...odd... nice bottle.

Ahh ok...yeah sometimes you have to refresh to see attachments. Glad you found them.

[The Lorax]

i like the frit combo

[Greymatter Glass]

the frit combo likes you

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the perfume bottle is Janie, aka BiaggiaBeads. (http://www.thegldg.com/forum/member.php?u=1629)

congrats, Janie!! :blowkiss:

I think I have your addresss, but pm me just in case. :D

[yinzer]

dont eat the frit combo...unless your real tough i guess

[jjglass]

Gratz Janie!

[Conchis]

Congrats Janie

[yinzer]

congrats

[PyroChixRock]

It's amazon bronze powder and exotic blue frit. No fuming. ;)

[Greymatter Glass]

So lets start a rumor about someone.

[thirteenmoons]

Contrats Janie! Wohoo!!!

[yinzer]

i heart amazon bronze. never tried it in frit or powder though

[yinzer]

So lets start a rumor about someone.

i got with nomad last night

[PyroChixRock]

i heart amazon bronze. never tried it in frit or powder though

it's poured in, and then poured right back out, only leaving the residue which is enough to give the fume like effect.

[thirteenmoons]

Oh, Amazon bronze frit rocks! Yum!

[PyroChixRock]

i got with nomad last night

you lucky girl! :crazy:

[The Lorax]

i was there, but nomad's prodo kept me in awe for hours and i mist out on the action

[PyroChixRock]

Oh, Amazon bronze frit rocks! Yum!

the frit is exotic blue. ;)

[Conchis]

Nice effect...

[PyroChixRock]

i was there, but nomad's prodo kept me in awe for hours and i mist out on the action

:rollin

[Greymatter Glass]

Personally, i heard nomad is really Luccio's American alter ego

[yinzer]

you lucky girl! :crazy:

yeah, you know...hes gonna get me a pony

[PyroChixRock]

Only a few more prizes before the main prize. :D

[Greymatter Glass]

if misha wants to raffle it off, I'll donate a glass turd to the auction.

[PyroChixRock]

Next up is a boro vase. The stem is faceted, it's around 13 inches tall. It will hold a nice bunch of flowers. :D

[Greymatter Glass]

pendant or desk sculpture

[vetropod]

Personally, i heard nomad is really Luccio's American alter ego

:ROFL:

[PyroChixRock]

if misha wants to raffle it off, I'll donate a glass turd to the auction.

bahahaha. got a pic of that? I'll add it to the prizes if you'll mail it to the winner. :D

[Greymatter Glass]

no pic, but I'll make it.... lol....

and mail it out.... week max.

[yinzer]

dont lie lorax.....i heard you make him say your name when i went for a smoke break!!!

[PyroChixRock]

no pic, but I'll make it.... lol....

:lol

Ok. I'll pick a winner for that next.

[Greymatter Glass]

see... I have this frit and powder sample, and all I have left are ugly ass turd colors..... so next time I'm on my torch it's the first thing I'll make.


setting up shop takes mosrt of my time right now, but I'll do it wednesday or so.

make it the booby price for last place :P

[PyroChixRock]

The winner for the glass vase is....



Conchis! :D

I see you're here, so come on down! :D Congrats! :blowkiss:

(pm me your addy ;))

[thirteenmoons]

It's amazon bronze powder and exotic blue frit. No fuming. ;)


i heart amazon bronze. never tried it in frit or powder though

Misha, I was just saying I like the AB frit since she hasn't tried it. The bottle's hot either way babe ;)

[Greymatter Glass]

like pick out ALL the tickets and the last one picked wins it.

[The Lorax]

well who can resist nomad's charm? tell me WHO!?!?!

[Conchis]

Cool!!!!!

[PyroChixRock]

see... I have this frit and powder sample, and all I have left are ugly ass turd colors..... so next time I'm on my torch it's the first thing I'll make.


setting up shop takes mosrt of my time right now, but I'll do it wednesday or so.

make it the booby price for last place :P

ok, last prize then. :)

[Greymatter Glass]

grats conchis, that's a nice big piece of glass

[The Lorax]

yea the facet is snazzy gratzzzzzzz

[yinzer]

gratulations conchis

[Conchis]

It really is...thanks...and the only way my wife is likely to get a boro vase (given my skills).....

[PyroChixRock]

Next up we have a wine bottle stopper made by our very own, Gypsea. Thanks for donating a special prize to the party, babe! :blowkiss: Love ya, girly.

No pic of this yet, but I am sure the winner will be very happy. Her work is gorgeous! Check some of it out here. (http://www.glassartists.org/Gal331_Gypsea_s_Gallery.asp)

[vetropod]

Congrats!!! :bouncy:

[yinzer]

i see someones done cooking.

[Greymatter Glass]

in lieu of a turd I could also send a marble (premade ready to ship) or an undersized unsellable dildo, also premade and ready to ship.

[LaPlayaGlass]

The other day I was driving down the road, looking at a gorgeous scantily clad babe, when suddenly -- BAM -- I ran into the back of another car that had slowed to turn.

As I sat there gathering myself I saw the car door open and a dwarf with full beard steps out. He marches over to my car. Standing on his toes so he can see over the door, he puts his hands on his hips, shakes his head and says "You know -- I'm not happy."

"Which one are you?" I replied

Ever been beaten by a dwarf?
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[Greymatter Glass]

ooooo a gypsea thingy.

[PyroChixRock]

that's sweet doug(e). I bet someone would be stoked to get either.

[vetropod]

i see someones done cooking.

Mmmmm. Macaroni and cheese with elk burger mixed in. :D

[PyroChixRock]

The other day I was driving down the road, looking at a gorgeous scantily clad babe, when suddenly -- BAM -- I ran into the back of another car that had slowed to turn.

As I sat there gathering myself I saw the car door open and a dwarf with full beard steps out. He marches over to my car. Standing on his toes so he can see over the door, he puts his hands on his hips, shakes his head and says "You know -- I'm not happy."

"Which one are you?" I replied

Ever been beaten by a dwarf?
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ROFL!! :rollin

[Greymatter Glass]

lol al

[thirteenmoons]

:lol

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the wine bottle stopper is rebecca kramer. (http://www.thegldg.com/forum/member.php?do=getinfo&u=728) Congrats, girly! :D

Please pm me your address if you see this.

Thanks again, Gypsea! :blowkiss:

[LaPlayaGlass]

Two teenagers were makeing love on the rail road tracks and the train was coming.The enginear piles the brakes on and stops just before they got run over.He jumped down off the train and starts yelling at the two of them when the young fellow speaks up and says now hold on there for a minute.You see it was like this.You were coming she was cuming and I was cuming and you were the only one that had brakes.
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[Greymatter Glass]

grats rebecca - gypsea makes sweet stuff....

[yinzer]

yay rebecca!!!

[Conchis]

Congrats Rebecca

[Greymatter Glass]

so whens the prize for all expense paid trip to Amsterdam?

[yinzer]

Mmmmm. Macaroni and cheese with elk burger mixed in. :D

:tongue2::tongue2: im eatin cake....

[PyroChixRock]

*kicks the server*

[yinzer]

dood

[yinzer]

who

[yinzer]

farted???

[vetropod]

:tongue2::tongue2: im eatin cake....

Well LUCKY YOU! And happy birthday BTW :blowkiss:

[PyroChixRock]

so whens the prize for all expense paid trip to Amsterdam?

I wish. Have you got one of those to give away? :D

[The Lorax]

*kicks the server*


same

[Greymatter Glass]

um.... who broke the server?

[vetropod]

*kicks the server*

So that wasn't just my connection???

[Greymatter Glass]

anyways looks like we're all back.....


so about that trip give away.... I heard you had it.....

whats up?

[PyroChixRock]

Next up we have another, smaller boro vase. I think it's around 6 inches tall.

[LaPlayaGlass]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks,in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

[yinzer]

Well LUCKY YOU! And happy birthday BTW :blowkiss:

thanks!


mish.... thanks for kicking the server. i was yellin and yellin but it just couldnt here me!!

[Greymatter Glass]

musta been 25 people going "OMG WHATS GOING ON?!@?!?!?!" and kicking their computers

funny qwhen things break

[PyroChixRock]

thanks!


mish.... thanks for kicking the server. i was yellin and yellin but it just couldnt here me!!

I guess it got mad at us for a second. Still, better than our last two servers. :devilish:

[Greymatter Glass]

damn, does it come with a cork Misha?

[The Lorax]

whats that green? looks like copper

[yinzer]

lol. that was a good one too

[PyroChixRock]

damn, does it come with a cork Misha?

Hehe...I bet I have one somewhere, but it's prettier with flowers in it. :D

[PyroChixRock]

whats that green? looks like copper

GA turquoise next to momka's silver beach. :)

[Greymatter Glass]

kidding :P

...like I could even fill that thing.... heh

[LaPlayaGlass]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:




Always keep your condoms in the car!

[thirteenmoons]

That's a sweet looking piece Misha!

[The Lorax]

GA turquoise next to momka's silver beach. :)

looks awesome, this is my favorite so far.. aside from the lessons hehe.

[PyroChixRock]

The winner of the green vase is....




Yinzer! :D

Oooh girl, you are lucky on your birthday! :D

Pm me your addy, and congrats! :blowkiss:

[vetropod]

Always keep your condoms in the car!

OMFG :D:D:D

[vetropod]

Congrats Yinzer!!! Awesome bday present, if you ask me!

[yinzer]

fuckin a right!!!
that thing is just friggin lovely!!

happy bday to me.

[Greymatter Glass]

nice one yiner!!!! grats all around

[PyroChixRock]

Bahahaha. Al, you're cracking me up!

[The Lorax]

awesome birthday gift, congrats yinz

[Conchis]

Congrats Yinzer.....pretty piece.....

[yinzer]

oh n dood... you gotta quit with the jokes. i been drinkning and well, i think i mighta peed a little

[thirteenmoons]

Congrats and Happy Birthday Yinzer!

[LaPlayaGlass]

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'

The man says: 'I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.'
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[Mr. Wonka]

Is it too late to add another prize? I’ll kick in a nice batch (several pounds) of
assorted boro color to the raffle… I’ll even toss in a stick of 6mm U-glass with the package :)

[yinzer]

look @ tom...always spreadin the love

[Greymatter Glass]

yinzer... do NOT click this link: http://yellaface.com/

[PyroChixRock]

Is it too late to add another prize? I’ll kick in a nice batch (several pounds) of
assorted boro color to the raffle… I’ll even toss in a stick of 6mm U-glass with the package :)

awe...thanks, Tom! :D It's not too late, I'll raffle it off and let you know the address to mail it to. *kisses tom on the cheek*

[vetropod]

OOooh. Tom's upping the stakes!

[PyroChixRock]

this community rocks! :D

[Greymatter Glass]

TOM! hey welcome to the party! dude add a lure to the package!

[yinzer]

dood i couldnt watch. your just wrong dude, wrong

[thirteenmoons]

Wow Tom! That's so very cool of you! ;)

[PyroChixRock]

Next up we have a special care package of boro goodies from tom, including a 6mm rod of u-glass. :D

Thanks for kicking in on the party, Tom!! You rock baby!! :blowkiss:

[PyroChixRock]

dood i couldnt watch. your just wrong dude, wrong

haven't you learned not to click his links yet? :dieslaugh

[yinzer]

i just had to on that one. its the only other one i clicked besides the first. of course im gonna click the one with my name on it! i wonder how many of you guys are busy watching that right now...

[The Lorax]

good man, tom