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whatsupman
10-30-2007, 10:21 PM
Apparently he is looking for someone to pay him $15k to be an apprentice for a year, but he doesn't show any of his work.

YouTube Link (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9UyvgIAPQKQ)

MySpace Profile with no glass photos :( (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=216383534)

just wondering if anyone knows him...
Emmett's Glass
10-30-2007, 10:45 PM
So this girl I know is complaing about having small boobs. I tell her to rub toilet paper between them every day. She say do you really think that will work? I say sure it will. She says how do you know if it will work? I say well look at your ass, you rub toliet paper down your crack and look how big your ass has gotten.
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skip
10-30-2007, 11:11 PM
"Yo I heard your old lady is getting all crisco on you."

"Did you say Crisco?"


" Yeah you know Crisco. Like fat in the can."
NUBBLET
10-31-2007, 01:27 AM
So this girl I know is complaing about having small boobs. I tell her to rub toilet paper between them every day. She say do you really think that will work? I say sure it will. She says how do you know if it will work? I say well look at your ass, you rub toliet paper down your crack and look how big your ass has gotten.
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DAMN hilarity
ech
10-31-2007, 06:04 AM
It looks shady to me. No work shown no link to a site where you can see work. $15K??? Whoa.

I'm looking for a someone to come and work with me and I'm totally willing to teach a total newbie from the ground up. Once they can do the minimal amount of work I can pay them.

Plus the dude is wearing shades in a video advertisement it just looks sketchy...
Chris Juedemann
10-31-2007, 07:46 AM
That is so creepy.

It puts the lotion in the basket! Or else it gets the hose again!
mistahead
10-31-2007, 08:48 AM
sounds like a steal man!!!
i charge people 25 g's just to learn how to pull stringers...and if i really like you i'll even throw in a lesson of twisty canes!!
3 rip min
10-31-2007, 09:31 AM
what?? it sounds like a good deal, you buy a guy a sweet shop and them he will teach you what he knows...

what a fucking joke!!!
Mac Maestro
10-31-2007, 01:46 PM
"Putting a ring on a woman's finger is like popping the seal on a can of biscuits. Boof!"
ShttrdSpctrm
10-31-2007, 06:39 PM
So this girl I know is complaing about having small boobs. I tell her to rub toilet paper between them every day. She say do you really think that will work? I say sure it will. She says how do you know if it will work? I say well look at your ass, you rub toliet paper down your crack and look how big your ass has gotten.
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god damn thats funny
mistahead
10-31-2007, 08:03 PM
so im getting overwhelmed with everybody sending me pm's for my 25 grand apprenticeship so i have to go with the times and start basing this with the supply and demand and theres only one of me so i have to up the price to 35 grand now..sorry guys...but its a hard out here for a pimp...
ech
10-31-2007, 08:49 PM
Ok so I left a comment on his Utube about how sketchy he sounds and this was his reply:

"Ok, ultimately I just want to get back into lampworking. I started out as "The Glass Scorpion" back in 2004. at the end of last year I ran into a contract issue with my studio lease and they ended up auctioning out all of my equipment. The money is going to be used to start up the business again and the reason it is so high is so that things will continue uninterupted for the full year of the apprenticeship. What kind of business are you into?"

I'm blown away at the shadiness of this guy. It absolutely astounds me.
ACE
10-31-2007, 11:33 PM
LOL thats funny, i left him a comment too, but all it said was "scam!" he erased it and sent me a mega long message about how cool he was and how thats how much his knowledge was worth. i tried to message him back with something along the lines of "i watch out for people in my community" but he blocked me.

this guy is a trip.
ShttrdSpctrm
11-01-2007, 02:08 AM
PIMPIN AIN'T EASY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


well maybe it is if your me
yinzer
11-01-2007, 07:46 AM
lol. shadifari removed his video. dudes looks like one of the lost boys
β
11-01-2007, 03:49 PM
here's what i got from him:

"Alright, my experience extends from May2004-Dec2007, but due to all of the negative inquiries that I have received I have chosen to revise the video and post it later. Some people just don't seem to understand that the video was just an initiation so that its viewers would be more interrogative towards it not critical about it. My question to you is, are you a lampworker? I only ask because it seems that only experienced lampworkers are contacting me about the offer. But nevertheless I will repost it later. Thank you, Astan Starfire"

He's so advanced that he is already blowing into Dec 2007....funnny shit.
Chris Juedemann
11-01-2007, 03:54 PM
Astan is an anagram for Satan.

Just saying.
ech
11-01-2007, 04:14 PM
Astan is an anagram for Satan.

Just saying.

whoa, dude your right... this guy gets creepier by the minute...
Kool
11-01-2007, 07:37 PM
Astan is an anagram for Satan.

Just saying.

And an anagram for "Astan Starfire" is "Sire Satan Fart".