my perfect date.....

[pacosaki]

My perfect date starts out with a nice candle lit dinner with some appropriate music playing in the background......

Of course the candles are the ones on my phantom!

To roast hot dogs on the phantom I find you need to work well back in the flame and use an oxidizing flame. Go slow. A reducing flame leaves too much soot on the hot dog and it doesn't really burn off, no matter how hot or oxidizing your flame is later, so it's best not get the soot in the first place.

So, after a nice dinner of roasted hot dogs, chips and a coke, She gets up and goes back in the house and leaves me alone to melt glass!!

Oh, and I get to change the music back to the stuff I like!

Yep.....it doesn't get any better then that!

Pretty romantic huh?

I know....I'm a catch!

[vetropod]

:rollin Oooh, I'm first in line for a date with you! :D

[Meerkat]

When I took electronics class, they showed us how you could skewer a hot dog and hook it up to high voltage and cook it from the inside out. You could also skewer a pickle and turn off the lights and the salt water in it would really conduct and cause it to glow bright green !

[mer]

unless the whole "hot dog" thing is a metaphor i think you may be missing the point of dating.

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

Isn't the point of dating to spread ur seed and grow your progeny?

[EarthTones]

Do you think I could cook hot dogs with a nortel major? Or is the flame base too uneven? Well,sh*t I don't eat hotdogs anyways,but a turkeyburger sounds yummy right about now,maybe I'l' try a wig-wag shishkabob & fume it with some teryaki sauce. Are teryaki fumes dangerous? Oh F it ,can't be as bad as silver. Oh and dude if you're on a date you should try to at least get some torch head,you know while you're blowing she is too,I'll shut-up now,sorry ladies,that was inappropriate,it's just that cali w**d talking,ya know!:chilling:

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

Nortel Majors Make The Best S'mores Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NUBBLET]

I make the best smores ever !

Take your chocolate and grate it, then your marshmallow a beautiful golden brown , NOW carefully grab the "skin" and pull it off ( you may have to blow on skewer end to keep from collapsing) the trick is to leave an unmelted core , then roll the core in the chocolate shavings , stuff back in the "skin" and carefully mash between 2 halves of a graham cracker , if you place it wel it will smash down pretty square as to completely cover the cracker at about a 1/4 inch layer total height around 1/2 inch .

ENJOY!

[JANKYglass]

my perfect date is a fat sack and a pocket pussy

[EarthTones]

SMORE'S mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....why didn't I think of that? I knew the major was good for something,gotta go get some grahams,marshmallows & chocolate pronto!

[Conchis]

sounds like some of them double blown smores