You People

[Mac Maestro]

...Need to laugh more and attack others less. Or else this forum is in danger of becoming one of those *other* forums. (Did he really say "you people?")

[Mac Maestro]

And while we're here I'd like to take the opportunity to let you know that:
I have gotten a new job as a national distributor of a quality food/fun for the whole family product, and will be taking orders through the GLDG. I am MUCH cooler than all of you and you should feel privelaged to have a chance to buy some of my
http://www.vincentchow.net/images/fish-asshole.jpg
Quantities are unlimited: There are enough fish assholes for Everybody. I could list the beneficial properties and fun you can have with fish assholes but I'm pretty sure you already know.... They're messy, they're stretchy. Open up a big can and ENJOY!

(Distributor positions available)

[MUPH]

how much for a gross?

[menty666]

how much for a gross?

I think we just got it for free ewww.

[Big Jay]

double post, "you people", and fish assholes. Captain morgan still kicking this mornin?

[Mac Maestro]

Yurp. Cap'n Crunch can't hang with this Captain.
http://www.primefocus-iowa.com/special/captaintim.jpg

You buy fish assholes now!
O <---- Lol. This is my favorite part. Sells itself.

You thought Sushi was big. Fish assholes is the wave of the future.
I'm also selling F.A. stock on Wall Street.

[Greymatter Glass]

http://www.charviinternational.com/images/big_vaginal_douche_spray.jpg

[Abe Fleishman]

I want to be a distributor sign me up. I know lots of people that love fish assholes. LOL You guys are tight. When do I start selling?
Abe

[steven p selchow]

What kind of fish assholes are they anyway? Grouper, snapper, or just the plain Naples ones. Id stick to glass Jeff.

[Greymatter Glass]

I have a line on some Patagonia Toothfish eyelashes and earlobes.... those worth anything?

[Groundjoints.com]

My Russian friend has a bag of Fish Dicks in his freezer.

[Abe Fleishman]

Maybe we could do a strir fry with Fish Dicks And Fish Assholes.LOL Maybe we could all start selling Fish Stix I mean Fish Dicks and Fish Assholes at the local Seafood shop.
Abe

[Greymatter Glass]

My Russian friend has a bag of Fish Dicks in his freezer.

You see Adam, the problem here is that while we're all just goofing around and joking - you're not.

I know about the other fish related business UST is in, but Fish Penis?

Dude.... you're a fish penis salesman. I'm really not too sure I want product samples, but if anyone asks, I'll send 'em your way.



Seriously man, stick to glass.


-Doug

[Mac Maestro]

I just aquired 51% of the Fish Asshole stock: Through sneaky buying from multiple companies, (Thanks Abe) you know the drill.

It's GAME TIME. My first order of business as the majority stockholder was to appoint myself CEO of the fish asshole empire. You all laughed and mocked, but my success will long be spoken of as the Fish Asshole Kingpin. That's right, The FAK.

[Mac Maestro]

Nice "big vaginal douche spray" image, Dooj. Well said.

Meanwhile, UST just cornered the market in fish dicks.