Michigan vs. Texas

[Mr. Wonka]

Well, for the past 2 years Texas has outnumbered Michigan in attendance and asked why they don’t have a building named after them. We’re running out of structures and the Michigan Building will eventually be replaced or refurbished, and named after a glass worker so we can stay with tradition.

Until then, we’re going to have some fun with this. In ’09, we have people that will definitely be here from both states. So…. Whoever has the largest turnout next year will get (or keep) their state’s name on the building.

Furthermore, the losing state will have to spend 1 hour being the winning state’s shop bitches by pulling their points and stringers, and cleaning their work benches : )

This should be fun next year!

Tom

BTW- The winning state will have a concrete floor, and brand new / lower benches.

[Joe Blow]

Tom, that is fucking awesome! I'm laughing my ass off right now! hahahahha. This is gonna get interesting:) Great Post!

[Mr. Wonka]

Tom, that is fucking awesome! I'm laughing my ass off right now! hahahahha. This is gonna get interesting:) Great Post!

It might be funny now, but what if you end up being Puff Dannys biotch? I shudder at the thought!

[$$$$$$$]

First of all.... Fuck Texas... fucking crybaby ass wimps.. I wouldn't even want them to be our shop bitches.. what are we gonna do with a bunch of crooked points and thin stringers? I guess we could use a little cleaning for our benches... let's make this a shit talking thread..

[newmexicomagma]

im with u on texas c cup. this might get interesting but hasnt the michigan building been named that for awhile? and fuck that! the new mexico crew is working on blowing it up next year. we dont need a fucking building named after us. If we do get one it better be made out of adobe so we feel at home. no offense craigles but i vote to keep it michigan. If its named texas no ones gonna go in there......

[HAGSTROM]

What about the Ideeho building or even portajohn?

[yinzer]

hahaha an idaho port o john.

so are we placin bets on this texas/michigan match?

[jcherrellglass]

How about a port-a-texas? (I count as a Michigander, btw...) :)

[budman8778]

Maybe ill have to make it out next year... ill piggy back on puff danny all the way there... yea i hear shit in texas is lame... MI WHAT!?

[UmaJulz]

Wait a minute! So the Michigan Crew, who has been keeping it real in that bldg for how long? has to suddenly put up with an influx of bighat Texans, just cuz they actually finally made it to AGI? And in competition? No way, not fair.

NC has also been well-represented- are they bitchin' for a bldg to call their own too?

On another note, since the softies lost the Moretti building to Parramore, how about the BEADY LADIES get their own schpeshhal little place to play too? Hmmmm?

JK about the Bead Bldg, I support the MI crew, of course.

[yinzer]

nc can claim the hot seat....

[UmaJulz]

hehe, cuz texas liked it so much this year? :D

[Mike Glass]

Problem solved!
I'll be bring a few more New Yorker with me next year.
The new building name will be the "Ba DA Bing Building" and if anyone don't like it we can fix it so you'll be sleeping with the fishes in Big Don's pond.

[newmexicomagma]

i still think it should stay michigan. at least the main buildings name comes from new mexico. BAM!!! when is texas gonna finally succeed? (right word?) always trying to move in on peoples space. as far as i know the mich crew keeps the party going, they deserve it.

[jane clifton]

oh yeah, this will get crazy!!

[krisdaka]

I vote for MI just because....Maybe a total of how many Mi'ers and Texans have attended since AGI started...Mi would win hands down!!!

[Mr. Whale dick]

yeah texas sucks....

[loydb]

My grandpa used to say "Son, never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you. If he isn't, no sense embarrassing him..."

[Micah Evans]

fuckin cry babies, how do those tears taste up there in Michigan??? Texas is going to double its #s next year bitches.

quit cryin and go drink your free water.

[Mr. Whale dick]

so who was all there from texas....

we were still deep...

me, pd, pd's homie mike, julz, ubatuba, jc, cody, (julie riggs, jamie lang, bennie- honorary mi) and mike dennis...but he didn't bring a torch

we pretty much had 10-11 michigan crew....

what was texas?

[gypsea]

everytime i read your new name i think of thanksgiving.

[Mr. Whale dick]

sweet...



thanksgiving kicks ass too

[HAGSTROM]

nice high top fade mullet

[UmaJulz]

yeah it was all covered up by the do rag at AGI. Alex keeps his fade sharp at home, don'tcha know?

[$$$$$$$]

whatever Micah you makeshift texan chump.. your mail probably still goes to FLA, that's how new you are to that bumfuck, boring, hot, big hat wearing, pace picante eating, cowboy loving, shitty ass warren moon embracing state.. what?? what??

[Mr. Whale dick]

he probably works on a redmax as well

[CitizenNot]

Hey princess Hazel...only queef's in purple do rags stumble outta michigan....http://www.thegldg.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21219

does that V. stand for vagina power?

"Came out the womb in the yellow rose strapped with sawed off shotguns and cheap beer!"

[Mr. Whale dick]

that is clearly a faded brown doo rag....

[Greymatter Glass]

I've heard kids from MI wear poop rags on their heads.

So what are you gonna do when I pull up with a truck load of mexicans? I can probably fit like 12 of them in my truck. maybe 16.

Next Year, NM is gonna rock AGI harder than ever. We got at least...ready for this... THREEE new people on their way out.


Personally, i think the only way to settle this is to have a flame off. And by flame off i mean we should all put these little whiney pussies in one place and let them bitch slap each other till the last one is standing. Then declare him (or her) the big flamer.

Oh and congrats on post 666 Alex Dickhairs.

[Donovan]

If I would have been paying better attention to the event page there would have been one more Texan there this year..I can't wait to see the new Texas room and see alot of talented glass artists next year..

By the way when do the tickets go on sale..

[Joe Blow]

Fuck Michigan, ya'll might as well be fuckin Canadians. Ehhh! Texas kicks ass and Michigan sucks ass. Michigan- "The gayest fuckin state in the universe." And BTW Micah is an "honorary" Texan.

And that's right bitches, Texas is taking over, prepare to be my under the bench bitch. That's right Mrs. Hazel-nutz Vagina. We can get some super absorbent for that excessive bleeding you got goin on. Maybe you and cupcake can give each other the reach-around while pdanny rubs shit on hiimself. You sick fucks.

[yinzer]

whoa....look who put away the nice guy act....

[UmaJulz]

Sounds like craig has been drinkin' again. He likes the hot seat so he's getting it all warmed up for next year-yeah, bring it on craig. :D hahaha

[J B]

one / two more from nc next year. got $$ ready now.

[PyroChixRock]

Did i tell you guys that I'm moving to Michigan right before AGI next year. :naughty:

[UmaJulz]

You know that you are an honorary Michigander all the time anyway, don't you Misha? You can use it in your favor anytime you would like.

[Joe Blow]

Hey, Ya'll siad you wanted some shit talking. I didn't know I had to put sugar on it. And hell yeah, I've been drinkin beer, I'm from Texas, not Michigan where yall are probably sippin on Apple Martinis or some shit like that..

And Misha, Another one....to Michigan.... where is the Texas crew, oh yeah hardly any of them get on the dam computer. O well, I think Lloyd, Micah, Boxfan and myself can talk enough shit to keep this going......oh, and we can't forget about the shit talkin butterblybobs(Aymie). She's definately got something to say.

We're gonna have to come rollin in deep next year. Balls deep.

I'll be sure to pit a cherry on top to make it a little sweeter.

[themoch]

Balls deep?

in each other? that seems pretty ghey...

[Aymie]

Michigan is for pussies that can't handle the heat. Real ballers blow glass in 105 degree weather. My sister was born in MI and I was born in TX...hands down I am the better sister. Balls deep means something to us down south...it only means two inches for a Michigander. I figure we can settle this with a simple beer drinking contest. Shall I get you yankee fucks a puke bucket?

[Aymie]

Next year we have to bring the whole crew. If Micah, Luken, and Kevin don't bring it, they don't get to be from TX anymore...we'll bump them to Arkansas. You hear that Micah? You wanna be from Arkansas?

And Craig's so right...I always have something to say.

[Micah Evans]

....i was born in Arkansas......

but thats a helluva lot better than being from Michigan! Luken and I have already talked about AGI next year and its ON bitches.

hopefully the Wings win the cup again next year and burn Michigan to the effin ground, be the first improvement in Michigan since Cupcakes mom got her tubes tied.

[Mr. Whale dick]

wtf is cool about texas?



mexicans?



well we have mexicans, and lakes

[Aymie]

we have the fattest city in the world...and the highest rate of DUIs in the country...what's not cool about that?

[cody]

Highest rate of DUI's, I knew you were are all a bunch of ignorant drunk lushes that can't hold their alcohol. And you got no right to talk trash about michigan, when every body that lives in texas was banished there because no one in their state wanted them messing up the gene pool for everyone there. I mean, who else would live in a giant waste land. Your probably just all pissy because your thirsty, since you don't have any water without salt in it, but you can't have any of ours because you'll make it dirty, you filthy texans.


Peace.

[Micah Evans]

ooooooooooh.... he called us filthy.

[UmaJulz]

Good one Cody! *high five*

Yep we got water bitches, more water than any other place in the world... fresh, clean, free-flowing water.

But, I thought MI was the fattest state, and my county the fattest in the fattest state. Like total fatdom...

OMG, we've dropped to 10th... http://calorielab.com/news/2008/07/02/fattest-states-2008/
Kind of looks like southern living and cooking could get the best of you. And here I thought it was meat and potatoes, and 'um, could I have a little more Graaaavy plz,' that set us up for the high ranking.

Apparently TN wins with two cities out of 20 in the the fattest city category, Detroit takes 5th, and Austin 18th. They say it has to do with poverty and access to fruits and vegetables, and I still say it's all about the gravy, man.

[boxfan willy]

Us Texans don't have to talk shit. We just need to show pics of the MI boys drinkin out of a cock. We can have a special Michigan Gay Olympics with gold, silver and bronze limited edition Puff Danny cock pets. Of course, we will have to get some male dancers at the Body Shop for all the finalists in the 1st Annual MGO.

boxfan

[UmaJulz]

Let's just face it. The Body Shop needs some real male dancers...

[boxfan willy]

Julz,

Forget the male dancers, I'm all about the gravy.
(Best Homer voice)Hmmmmmmmmm, gravy!!!

Biscuts and gravy=junk in tha trunk!!!

[Joe Blow]

Nicely stated Will.

Let's just get a look at one of those MI cock stranglers. Every one take note, This is how the MI crew likes to take it...

[themoch]

wow,

that would totally work if it weren't for the fact that i'm NOT from MI.

and that i'm originally from Jersey, and now live in VIRGINIA


-1 Craig

[yinzer]

blahaha....first thing mochafari said when i saw him "i hope they dont mind that im set up in the michigan building"

hey craig, you better watch it!!! you keep talking shit like that and you're gonna have to claim michigan!!! you dont wanna leave your crew stranded like that...you're the good little texas boy....

[Aymie]

Austin was ranked by Forbes as the hardest drinking city in America. I think we handle our alcohol just fine down here.

And we have ocean, rivers, and lakes so your water doesn't impress me. We have beautiful clear limestone bottom lakes and crystal granite bottom rivers...you have Lake Lansing and quarries...oooh...I'm so jealous.

Texas created great history such as Buddy Holly, Carol Burnett, Janis Joplin, Steve Martin...so the occasional Robert Van Winkle or Vickie Lynn Marshall slip out...but what have y'all created? Eminem?

[Mr. Whale dick]

but what have y'all created? Eminem?





ever hear of somthing called mowtown?

[Aymie]

Motown left you for LA years ago...sounds like you aren't quite over it. And one record company? That's all you've got?

[Micah Evans]

no he said moWtown. its the biggest lawn mower dealership in the USA, you got us on that one.

you've got mowtown..... way to go.:ha:

[JANKYglass]

mi will be in the house and all of you bitches from tx will represent mi on your face.everytime one of you cowbitches run your mouth puffdanny is gonna open hand slap the shit out of you ,leaving a state of michigan imprint across your face.

[UmaJulz]

Wahhh, never heard of "The Great Lakes"?

BTW, we don't need no stinking Hurricanes to come tear up the place, nor parched and dry plains, searing heat, or oh yeah, rabid cowhonkeys y'all call glassblowers. :D

[boxfan willy]

Yeahhh, but we got gravy. Lots and lots of gravy.

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=texas+gravy&btnG=Google+Search

[boxfan willy]

We got so much gravy, it takes a damn hurricane to stir it up. We got biscuits the size of islands.

Eminem flys down here for biscuits and gravy. Quincy Jones almost sold his contract with Will Smith for some Texaas biscuits and gravy.

Hoopty hoop, what

[UmaJulz]

Mmmm, biscuits. happy biscuits with 'herbed' butter. oh yum.

so Wil, you buyin'?

[Mac Maestro]

MIchigan has a LONG and profound history of SWAGGER represented in the form of degenerate trash talk for many years. Tom is callin you suckas out saying you might Not be so fresh anymore... That's gotta hurt.

TEXAS is up and coming but Can they live up to the reputation of HANDLING BUSINESS that michigan has established. That building is for manglers and real trash talkin gangsters. MI holds the title, I score it 3:1 champions and urge the contender to come harder than this:

Hoopty hoop, what

Looks to be decent fight tho. (In the ghey sort of Michael Jackson dance off kind of way.)

[Aymie]

Any of you Michiganders ever had the privilege of picking your own switch? It truly is a southern joy...be expecting a lesson.

[cody]

The only time I had to cut my own switch was when it snowed 1/25th of an inch last time I was in texas. Long story short everyone from the state shit their pants, went in the ditch, and thought that Jesus had returned. After that I picked up one of your moms on the road and as favor she "serviced me", but shit got freaky and she made me go cut a switch to work her over with, and for some reason she wanted me to get gravy while I was out too. I guess you guys are in to that sort of thing or something.

[UmaJulz]

You crack me up Cody. :D

[Aymie]

It was prolly my mom. Last time it snowed here she went out for gravy and came back with all these bloody lash marks. She said it was stigmata...we made a killin'...three house payments, Billy Joe's fee for comin' over an' takin' off the wheels and puttin' up a nice lattice skirt, and still had enough left over to build a new shed fer hidin' the truck (we ain't made a payment on that in over a year)

[mer]

The only time I had to cut my own switch was when it snowed 1/25th of an inch last time I was in texas. Long story short everyone from the state shit their pants, went in the ditch, and thought that Jesus had returned. After that I picked up one of your moms on the road and as favor she "serviced me", but shit got freaky and she made me go cut a switch to work her over with, and for some reason she wanted me to get gravy while I was out too. I guess you guys are in to that sort of thing or something.

if dwaine sees this post he will be instantly smitten.

[newmexicomagma]

"everybody knows theres no real cowboys from texas, were from new mexico!" woody harrelson in the cowboy way.

[$$$$$$$]

This is all we have to say

[$$$$$$$]

Exactly.... Mods, you might as well lock this thread because I don't think those texans have anything else to say after seeing that bumper sticker..

[loydb]

Bah. Your mayor was a petty crook. Our governor started World War III.

Top that, bitches.

[Micah Evans]

BURN.......

you just cracked me up Loyd, i was waitin for them to run George Bush smack and you just turned the tables...love it.