New, First time for me

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

So today I found out my current girlfriend is into some kinky things, it prompted me to delve into making a toy or two

So I made a nefarious object out of some clear, gave it a handle and will be posting pics soon, feel free to call me gross but I think it's a bad ass device

[CripSkillz]

unless you can control it from your web browser its not that cool , heheh

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

na, I couldn't figure out the USB to amorphous solid interface

[Icarus]

unless you can control it from your web browser its not that cool , heheh

That, or view it from your web browser, and although that's been done before, it's still fun each and every time.

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

pics in like 20 minutes. kiln is finally on it's last ramp, TOOK FOREVER with my Pro. for thick glass

[Bo Diddles]

it's still fun each and every time. LOL
It's true... each and every time!
Amazing!

[eureka]

I think it's a bad ass device

Punny..

Does it have a cleeter?

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

You tell me here are the pics.

By my dad's advice the 'T' handled anal toy is aptly named the Sativa Slammer

The Chess looking piece intended for dual purpose use is named the Sly guy

[loydb]

We weren't waiting for pics of the glass...

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

LOL she's definetley not the type of girl who si going to let me put out photos of the testing and R&D sessions, but hey, you work glass I am positive you have an imagination.

[sertaiz]

not that good really, how did it go?

I know a couple such girls, have not felt i was up to explaining the internal punctures with my current knowledge of annealing cycles.

[MUPH]

Is my 1" rod going into your gf? Thats hot

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

Yes Muph tonight is the test run :) so in more ways than one thanks for the inspiring materials lol

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

Here's two more the big one is named aptly, 'The Bitch maker' The smaller is 'The G Unit"

will be posted soon, they are not uploading at the moment, my myspace and my facebook both have the new pics.

[Johan]

lol...i like the name "the G unit"

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

I got to give credit, all the names are coming from my 63 year old vietnam vet father. He sits in the garage smoking his benson hedges menthol 100s blurting out some of the most obscene shit you've ever heard.

[CripSkillz]

Lol Go Dad

[Swampy]

Sounds like it round here too, I would like to meet him, just a different kind of smoke ;-)

[harpentuan]

the second one I heard is for the butt. I'm just saying'

[CripSkillz]

Maybe Sativa will get tied up and his girl will have other ideas about the tests.... be careful man..

[faded]

"So today I found out my current girlfriend is into some kinky things, ..................." 16 feet of clear rod later. hows she doin'? find it yet? :)

[sertaiz]

they're still asleep or in the hospital, that spiral wrap would do a nice job if it got loose.
imagine not knowing and the screams just change but you doesn't know why right away?

[SteppingRazor]

when viewed down the shaft they make excellent magnifying lenses. send pics.

[jane clifton]

this is one of the funniest threads about sex toys I have ever read!!!!

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

BASHOOOOOOOW!
MmMM MMM MMMM MMM MMMMmmMM
First R&D deluxe weekend down, many more to go.

The winner of the try outs is 'The Bitch maker' the smooth side not the shaped one. Second is the G-unit, the Sly guy doesn't get remade lol and the Slammer was tons of fun (for her backdoor not mine you pervs lol)but added no pleasure without added stimulations.

'the bitch maker' did the job in 4 1/4 minutes with a second follwoing closely.

[Bo Diddles]

You are so awesome.

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

I doubt that but thanks lol.

Were you ever a DJ diddles? fricka fricka fricka ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sertaiz]

thats a nice financial break you got going for ya, DJ Doom

keep it spinning

[Bo Diddles]

nope, but I like it...

[Swampy]

You know if she borrows it to 'show' her girlfriend you are history, right.

Repped for constructive research and development.

[Bo Diddles]

Good idea.

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

not my idea I stole it from Dane cook, he does a great bit about chicks masturbating and calls them Lil miss Dj Diddles, ah scratch frickita frickita fricka scratch ahhhhhhhh

And not only is one of her friends in possession, she happens to be a lesbian and is attending a sex party next week and will be taking a case of dillies as a representative for 'Sextiva adult toys'

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

and thx for the rep gentleman

[cc_bob]

I hope you have a polariscope.

Things may get a bit "rough" and you wouldn't want any unknown stresses in there.

[MUPH]

'the bitch maker' did the job in 4 1/4 minutes with a second follwoing closely.

PROVE IT!!!

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

no proof sorry, and CC_bob polariscope or not, I include a disclaimer clearly stating to wash and inpsect for scratches or dings before use. beyond that fuck em if they are dumb enough to break em then it's there own damn fault.

I quote this line from somewhere "they are more likely to break your vaginal walls than to break in your vagina"

[ornametalsmith]

no proof sorry, and CC_bob polariscope or not, I include a disclaimer clearly stating to wash and inpsect for scratches or dings before use. beyond that fuck em if they are dumb enough to break em then it's there own damn fault.

I quote this line from somewhere "they are more likely to break your vaginal walls than to break in your vagina"

:D kinda gives a whole new meaning to quality control :evilLaugh
Fuck em...... :bouncy::o: Just toyin with ya Sativa........to each his own.

[Ben 'Spice' Crowley]

On the reall all assholeness aside, if someone is really dumb enough to break a 1-1.5 inch piece of Boro off in their pussy, then I sure as hell want to meet them, to congradulate them on their stunning acheivment which has yet to be documented as ever actually happening.