Stay in my trailer instead of someplace else

[themoch]

So for those of you where were there last year, I got a trailer that was right next the barry building.

I will be having the same trailer this year and need 2 bunk mates.

cost is $225 and it gets you a close to the action, air conditioned place to sleep for the entire week!

i'm taking applications now so please post your resume and 3 good reasons why you'd be an awesome bunk mate

let the games begin!!!

[Mecha]

That's a pretty sweet deal.

The trailer you had last year was pimp. Nice and comfy.

I would apply myself but ridiculously loud snoring and the fact that I get up a bunch of times at night (especially when I am not at home) would probably ensure suffocation by pillow within the first two days.

Good luck to the potential bunk mates!

[glassdocnc]

LOL, I'm anticipating a flurry of "applicants" with reasons (legitimate or otherwise) why you should pay them for shared accommodations.

[Bruce Dille]

Im down with camping and $225 of raw glass stock in the Truck,But that is a really nice camper and cool offer for someone
BTW can you smoke in there?Just jaggin yinz(or LoL)

And I can only dream of staying in the bus during AGI
It would be like getting your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone

[JBob]

The Pop top is key...returning to ur tent at 4am only to find it infested with wolf spiders is no joke hahahaha

[BK]

those fuckers suck. the females carry all of their young on their backs. Out of nowhere a terrifying spider turns into a terrifying spider and an attach hoarde of tons of little black whisps

[JBob]

ya, they jump too...not easy to squash after a day of party/glass/insanity/beer

[slave]

http://youtu.be/txttC0wKBLs

[Julian]

Sounds fun! The cabin cabin. We do get Deb this year, right??

I would, but I think I'm getting a trailer with Coal and crew! Or an RV. Or a boat... or whatever.

[JBob]

As long as its not a vinyl teepee julian is down

[Samson]

I would apply but that's what my truck tent costs 8) See ya there!

[Coal]

Sounds fun! The cabin cabin. We do get Deb this year, right??

I would, but I think I'm getting a trailer with Coal and crew! Or an RV. Or a boat... or whatever.

Julian, I think we should rent a truck for towing and a big sail boat, like a 35 footer that sleeps 6, then we can party on tha boat!

[themoch]

Please take all discussion of your fancy party barge to another thread!

this is a VERY serious thread about a FANCY trailer in which i'm looking for bunk mates.

i'm sad to say that i have yet to receive any applications... where are they!?!?!?!

[Pogo]

Update.... WE only need one more bunkmate....

Now that I'm involved I should have to approve as well. :D

So I'm pretty sure the prob is you guys don't know how sweet of a deal this is. I'd tell you all, but then there would be too many applicants....

[Julian]

Now, you boys keep out down after 2 am...

I'd be in for sure if I didn't have previous schemes in place. Just being there for a few swigs of Mochshine would be worth it!


Julian, I think we should rent a truck for towing and a big sail boat, like a 35 footer that sleeps 6, then we can party on tha boat!

Hell yeah, not only would partying on and sleeping in the boat be true class... but in the August heat, cruising Allegheny Reservoir surely would be a treat*.




*would it? not like I've ever been there

[HOSS]

Sounds cool to me, don't have anything else planned. Haven't met you yet Moch but have been looking forward to the opportunity, and I think Pogo and I may have met in passing once or twice. He seems all right I can probably tolerate him for a week.

Three reasons it would be awesome huh? Weeelllllllll....

1) My farts smell like cinnamon rolls.

2) I'm a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

3 ) I'll have a liter bottle of something very special to share, and you WILL want some.

[STROKER]

oh fuck, a mochpogohoss threesome...

the "--bbin cabin" is gonna get groovy this year.

the GWS looks forward to hangin

[Plum Tuckered]

So now that you found each other and the love juices are bubbling this thread is no longer serious or needed.

So now what you need to think about is how your gonna keep the heathen campers from fucking with you...just sayin...(*holds out hand*)

See you guys there, at least i'll know were to look for some TMP peeps!

[Julian]

See you guys there, at least i'll know were to look for some TMP peeps!

"What's up! I'm at AGI, where do I find some people who are on the Melting Pot??"

[themoch]

Sounds like Jay wants in on the cabbin

[Bo Diddles]

I would apply but I am also a snorer. In fact I remember last year looking forward to going to bed so I could sleep straight out on my back, which is not how I usually sleep for my wife's sake.

[Bo Diddles]

It would sure beat a tent though...

[Pogo]

Oh it's gonna beat a tent... :D

We got applications coming in still, and I think this is gonna be a fun little spot....

Me and Moch have been talking and decided to keep this open for while so everyone can see it an so we get the perfect bunkmate.... financially the price is set, but bribes can be nice... Hoss made a nice opening play, I know what the bottle is. :D Why should we pick YOU?

PLEASE APPLY PUBLICALLY! Those who already applied privately will be considered, but this could be fun.

Remember visitation to our cabin(yours too, lucky person) is an honor not a privilege.

Let me drop some more amenities to entice those who applied and those who are still thinking on it.

This thing is RIGHT in the action... you could be first to breakfast, last to bed (although gotta fight me for this one daily), etc. gotta take this to the tent, it's right there. everyone else may have a walk to take.

There is a private bathroom in this thing that will be OFF LIMITS TO ALL VISTORS. That means one lucky person will not be using the port-o-johns that are on the campsite, or the communal showers.

Airconditions. at night, honestly not a problem AT ALL, pennsylvania summer nights are BEAUTIFUL. (and chilly if you live in a hot climate) During the day, it get's a little warm if you make big stuff. Airconditions.

Awesome company. Me and moch. BOOM!

Wanna bunk? APPLY TODAY!

[Pogo]

"What's up! I'm at AGI, where do I find some people who are on the Melting Pot??"

"There's one! There's another! And another! Holy cow they are EVERYWHERE!!!!"

[Julian]

yo
PLEASE APPLY PUBICALLY! Those who already applied privately will be considered, but this could be fun.

[HOSS]

Come on now, how could you even consider missing out on cinnamon roll farts!

You're going to think someones opened a Cinnabon stand in the bathroom, but no, THAT'S MY ASS!

[SOCK]

Number won: I don't own a tent because i spend all my cash on awesome shit like glass pipes, and vintage skateboard

Number too: It would be nice to get the family back together! PoGo and Julian have been very very acquainted with my couches...

Number thrice: Folks from Texas are reaaal nice. You should ask mr pogo what a ninja/sideswipe/dome rape is hahaha

[Bruce Dille]

Pogo what is a ninja/sideswipe/dome rape anyhow?

[SOCK]

Yeah Pogo what is it?

[Slow]

Best application ever is pending...

Just gotta pay off the rest of my ticket first. Patience, boys...

[Julian]

PoGo and Julian have been very very acquainted with my couches...

Damn, did you find all that kleenax? Your couches... so hospitable...

[Pogo]

Best application ever is pending...

Just gotta pay off the rest of my ticket first. Patience, boys...

#1 better be a pic of a micro dichro., lol j/k worm....

And dome rape is a good hurt. Like your first time. You'll have to experience it though, don't take my word. :D

[STROKER]

sounds like some twisted texasdoublereacharound thing...

sickos

[SOCK]

Reach around haahaaa

[Slow]

I actually did try some smaller sections with the GG dichro tubing, but the dichro didn't hold up after being pulled so thin. I need to order another sheet and try some mini roll-ups.

[Aymie]

I don't snore but I have terrible night sweats and am very gassy. And I.sleep naked so if we cuddle its kind of like a hot tub...warm wet and bubbly. can I apply?

[themoch]

always!

[Matt P]

Aymie! I had no idea we had so much in common!

[BK]

i wish i could add tags to this thread.

[themoch]

I'm leaving today and will be pretty much out of contact untill Monday of next week. Enjoy yourselves and I hope to see a bunch more submitsions when I return

[JANKYglass]

I will rent a bunk.but be warned i snore and i will rape you,Michigan style.

[MUPH]

Pick me:

I'm hilarious, and if you don't find my jokes funny its because you have a shitty sense of humor

[jr23]

Sounds like quite the sausage fest. Its broke back mountain At AGI

[STROKER]

^^^ hmmm. it does doesnt it...:twitch:

[Julian]

Weird, the pipe making scene is known for being so gender diverse!

[jr23]

It is that's why they have not picked yet. They are waiting on a Tranny to apply. Forever to be dubbed the Tranny Trailer.

[Julian]

Cool, actually I talked to my prospective trailer rental companions today and it seems we might not rent one.

I'll take the space. Everyone else, GTFO because I'm willing to be a crossdre. Okay, never mind, not with Moch and Pogo in the same RV. Fuck this, I'm sleeping in a tent again. It's less shame when you vomit on yourself that way, anyway.

Just kidding! I won't be drinking this year, brain cell replacements are backordered and times are tough. I meant to say, it will be less shame when you cry yourself to sleep because yinzer didn't come this ye-.

No, let's see.,... uh, sleeping in a tent is better because you're more likely to see Big Don at least a couple of times. Also, this is the fucking outdoors. You damned city slickers.

[Samson]

I'm with you Julian, plan on truck camping 8)

[themoch]

yeah so we're still looking for one more...

i know what's going to happen, and i'm calling it out now. We're all going to get there, you'll see just how sweet the cabin is and then you're going to want to stay there.

At that point i think Pogo and I will have to hold a death match to see who wins the last spot...

you can avoid all this by just submitting a resume though :-P

[Mr. Whale dick]

ill give you 50 bucks

[Julian]

If anyone needs some leverage, I have Pogo blackmail material for rent - $50-$750.

[themoch]

Alex, your $50 might get you an afternoon of hanging out in my A/C

:D

[Mr. Whale dick]

thats it??????? YOU should see what puff danny gives me for 50 bucks

[themoch]

I have and I'm NOT interested!!!

[JANKYglass]

I only do it cuz he pays in food stamps

[Mr. Wonka]

The Puff Danny promise: 15 minutes of fun... Then 15 weeks of antibiotics.

I've heard pros and cons about it, but I choose to pass.

Tom

[Pogo]

I won't be drinking this year...

"I don't drink" - remember me telling like 90 ppl that?

I drink now.

[Julian]

Yeah, I know about how we sabotaged your life. Welcome to glassblowing... next stop is nitrous alley.

[Pogo]

Before you know it I'll have hair in funny places and think girls are oddly interesting.

[UmaJulz]

oh god I love you guys. I'd bite, well I do bite, but if I manage to make it to AGI, I'll be driving the Chameleon beast with a queen sz bed x2. hehehe... now, just need to see if there's a rat's chance in hell that I can make it.

[themoch]

Julz, not sure about rats in hell, but I know for sure there are mushrooms.

[UmaJulz]

hmmm, mushrooms you say? yummmy!