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Pogo
08-12-2012, 03:20 AM
Utilizing special high tech anagram prediction calculators (http://www.anagramgenius.com/server.html) I have discovered some very interesting glass prophecies.
Feel free to play along!

the melting pot = tempting hotel
borosilicate = sociable riot
glass forum = glamor fuss
blowhose = oh, bowels!
flameworker = flowermaker

glass bong = slob gangs
anneal your work = an unwary looker
are dabbers for babies = fear-based sober rabbi
encalmo linework = on like clean worm
pogo kills? = ok go spill!

Glass shop = Gosh! *SLAPS*
frit tray = I try fart
Double Amber purple = popular bum bleeder
Mystery adventurine = everyday instrument
heavy blue lep = yell up "BEHAVE!"

Wig wags are dead = Weird as ga-ga wed.
your shit checked in the kiln = Chicken thinly shrieked out
asian tubing = a biting anus
i inhale huge globs = His agile bunghole
safety break = freaky beast

blast shield = bless the lid
tubing cutter = cutting brute
glass melting monkeygripper = groggily implement spankers
Women dig my glass = smoggy damsel win
Degenerate Art = Teenage Retard

Truly a sign of the horrors to come!

Aussie
08-12-2012, 03:46 AM
asian tubing = a biting anus

Truly a sign of the horrors to come!

^this, hahaha, I'll never sleep again!

sasch74
08-12-2012, 04:21 AM
My pendulum doesn't speak to me that way... Any hints?

Rep most definetly!

KT-Old School Glass
08-12-2012, 05:27 AM
Coffee was coming out of my nose on this one!!!


glass forum = glamor fuss

Icarus
08-12-2012, 07:25 AM
Double Amber purple = popular bum bleeder


I think this is my favorite one.

TlkQ
08-12-2012, 08:04 AM
Smoggy damsel win haha

kage
08-12-2012, 08:31 AM
Best torch for making inlines= lesbian's thinking comforter

Want to make headies= Is not weak meathead

HOSS
08-12-2012, 11:04 AM
Another noob lampworker = Look, abhorent manpower!
Pogo eats brains = A boasting poser
Austin glass scene = Gainless nutcases
Let's meet God = Get molested
The birds and the bees = Best shared in the bed
Mitt Romney ejaculates on pigs = Statesmanly gumption, rejoice!

Trevor
08-12-2012, 11:11 AM
^thank you so much for that hoss^

Pogo
08-12-2012, 01:28 PM
dish dabber dome set = death's bomb desired
i cant fume = came unfit
cupcake baller socks = Able slacker cocks up
i broke your bowl push = rub boorishly woke up
reformulated nile = More idle flaunter
ball grabbers got too hot = Blob harlot's toot beggar
water annealing = An inelegant war

HeartBurnGlass
08-12-2012, 02:11 PM
this was awesome, time to go flowermake a sociable riot maybe i'll try a popular bum bleeder on like clean worm!

Pogo
08-12-2012, 04:13 PM
Pogo eats brains = A boasting poser
Austin glass scene = Gainless nutcases
Let's meet God = Get molested
THESE FUCKING ROCK!!!!!






Also:

eleven plus two = twelve plus one

Everything is falling apart now.

Torch-Bug
08-12-2012, 04:35 PM
Wow Pogo way to go pulling on that loose thread in the sweater of the universe....

HOSS
08-13-2012, 11:21 AM
Hey thanks for the entertaining distraction, this game is fun! :D
Here's a few more tasty nuggets:

Melting pot illuminati = Pummeling titillation
Melting pot forever = Fervent piglet room
Glass Illuminati = I'm ill-using a Salt
The end is near = Heated sinner
Glass art = Star slag
Pogo Anagram = On a Ga-Ga romp
Pogo is killing it = Oi! to pig killings
Pogo the glassblower = Beggar, pest so hollow
Hoss Style = Yes, sloths!
Yes sir, I like it = I is risky elite
Tastes just like raisins = Artist's saintlike Jesus
Every day more perfect = Overfed, creepy, arty me.
Aymie Mckesson = Sneaky commies
Craig Lewis = Wise garlic
System of a Down = Now softy dames

kage
08-13-2012, 03:47 PM
reversal tutorial = Alas! Evil torturer
how do you honeycomb? = Yo-ho-ho! Buy cow demon
invented the curve = The uneven verdict
trans gender = Stern danger
trans gender torcher = Grr! Red hot entrances

Trevor
08-13-2012, 04:16 PM
flame anneal = Female annal
sophietta blow tube = Wit boobs up athlete
sectional bong = To angelic snob
glass torch technology = Oh Hell! Soggy contracts
glowing gather = Niggle wart hog
triple passion = Sloppier saint
graphite marver = Thrive rampager
illuminati rule the world = It well-trained ill humour

thanks for the laughs pogo