Happy Birthday ALIEN!

[glassdocnc]

:party:

Happy Birthday!


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[Aaron Ellis]

Happy B-Day !!!

[Icarus]

Happy birthday brother! Hope it's a great one. Starting off nice and cool.

[Loki Glass]

Happy Birthday Alien! Hope it's a great one! :D

[LooseSeal Baller]

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[PyroChixRock]

Happy birthday!!

[ALIEN!]

thanks everyone

[Jimi The Don]

You Have Larger Than Average Reproductive Appendages!

[ALIEN!]

^Yeah, its all fun and games till the thermometer hits 95 degrees with 85% humidity and you can't wear shorts in public because one more public indecency charge will be habitual offender time. I can always tie a sock on it, but then I look like an idiot. So those hot days when I have no choice but to run out and swap K tanks in a pair of jeans really suck. Swimming at the public pool is out of the question. Makes a bigger target for hot beads of flying glass. Got pock marks all over the fucker from my welding spatter days, shit looks like a big stretched out flesh colored moon with red craters thanks to lots of flux core and stick welding. Its also a real pain in the ass when Im at the mall and every time I walk past Victoria's Secret I pass out from a lack of blood to my brain. Or when a hot chick comes into the bar and I pass out, or fall off my stool, then to put the topping on the embarrassment cake, the bartender cuts me off cuz he thinks Im wasted. So thanks for reminding me of my social handicap Jimmi. Appreciate it buddy.

[ALIEN!]

.....and don't even get me started on swimming at the nude beach. All im gonna say is, I hate game fish. Pike and Muskies with their big ass snaggleteeth in particular.

[IsthmusColor]

Oh shit I missed this happy belated birthday brah!