Glass Haiku! Enter by 11/21/14!

[PyroChixRock]

:bouncy:This game started during our live birthday event! (http://www.talkglass.com/forum/showthread.php?57400-TMP-s-Live-14th-Birthday-party!!!) :bouncy:


Our first game of the night is - Glass Haiku!

Write us a glass themed haiku to enter! Or if you're feeling a little mischievous, you can write your haiku about radishes. :rsnicker:

This glass game goes through 11/20/14!! You can enter this game as many times as you like, but please only one entry per post! We need the entries in their own posts so we can link to them and easily vote for the winner. :r:D Entries from last year cannot be entered! Keep it fresh. :r:D

Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. :r<3: Here is a syllable counter (http://www.poetrysoup.com/haiku_syllable_counter/) you can use to check your entry.

For example, last year's first place winner for this game was dislexei with the following entry. :rcool:


the tiny punty
how much longer must endure
sacrifice I must

The winner of this game will receive this gorgeous sunflower pendant, made and donated by Dawg House Glass. (http://www.talkglass.com/forum/member.php?15431-Dawg-House-Glass) The mili was made by Bob and Rob Davis. This is a very special pendant made to honor Bob and Carey's little girl, Athena, who will always be their little sunflower. :heart:

Today she is 1 year old as their fire in the sky. :birthday: dear sweet Athena! We love you!! :heart:

A little about Bob, who made the pendant. He has been on the torch full-time for 4 years now. He also makes killer glass tools for us! Check out some of his glass and tools at www.dawghouseglass.com or on his fb profile. (https://www.facebook.com/DawgHouseGlass?fref=ts)

Thank you for this awesome donation, Dawg House Glass! :blowkiss:


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Winner will be announced on 11/21/14. You may enter as many times as you like until that afternoon. Good luck everyone!!

[PyroChixRock]

:D



not good at poems
But I do still want to know
Fucking radishes?


Glass splinters suck balls
I wish I could see the thing
I will wait in pain


glass lime light devours darkness
bright blinding columns wave silently roaring steadily
fire flaming forever breathing oxygen


Pull a nice Stringer
Flame cut it with tension
I have a burnt nose


Radishes are bad
They smell like unhappiness
And dead soul butt funk


I burnt my damn hand
Better take like three months off
Burnt fingers again


Radishes abound
Found family here I did
I fucking LOVE glass


Must I keep spinning
Hands hurting from Production
Need money for glass

-Struggle of a Newb, Glocc Coma Glass


Glass can be a bitch.
You think you're frustrated now?
Suddenly, a 'tink'.


melting pot party
and still talk of radishes
some things never change


A six hour milli
My kiln won't fit the large build
I peed a little


i dream of my torch
i wake and examine face
it was just a dream


Haiku

What torch is the best?
Can I make dildos on it?
Do I need a kiln?


LoneDogInTokyo,
and Poison Mashed Potatoes,
I don't know..MoFo!


I suck at haikus
There's some sort of trick to them
potato


i vermiculite
fifty mil on a hothead
what is a punty?


Is he a real creeper
Or is the radish harmless
Only time will tell


You should never have opened the table to radishes. I can't even think of anything else now and radishes takes up too many syllables.


Feed a starving glass
artist for pennies a day.
Artists eat Pennies.


Purple rain and slyme
Add an opal to that bitch.
Instagram, two grand.


dab lyfe or no lyfe
i'm in it for the pussy
y'all know my name yet?


tripple stage mirage
and a square face midrange
this site is the best


something is burning
It smells like hair and bacon
That would be my arm


this looked so easy
watched the youtube video
this does not look right


Suspicious package
pseudonyms cocaine outbreak
Tornado bomb

Im going with the NSA key words lol


waiting for a torch
They keep saying "two more weeks..."
Its now been four years


making a dilly
using only a hothead
oops it broke inside


Eight hours later
The best piece I ever made
The oxygen dies


I'm RamblezMarblez,
Only Cronic..No Marlboros,
Poppen Mean Carb Holes


The flame burns so bright
The light travels to my hand
Glass is my power


Taught my kid to torch
A hot rod in my butt
She needs more guidance


i blow glass young girl
now please give me your panties
that's how this works, right?


been blowing for years
hope my Y'all know i mean glass
and cock, tons of cock


Cascading molten goo
The cracks won't come again
Arise, and shape me.

( that's my haiku and my joke )


Is funksizzle real
Or actually just RAM
Having a good laugh


picture #3 and a haiku!!

thanks a lot santa
asked for a herbert arnold
wound up with this shit


my haiku about this party

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why does my work crack
always crash anneal my kiln
it works for me bro


my dick smells like shame
but glass will always forgive
she knows i love her


i blow cuz it's fun
well that sounds rather dirty
nobody judge me


Judge Jimi the Don,
CripSkillz is fucking his mom,
Bompchickabompbom


damn prodo order
i haven't jerked off all day
i need a new job


thought i was alone
wyfe saw me stroke my cock
with a butt plug in


Now I hope
She's stro kin yo
Cock non stop non stop

sent from your mom's bed straight out my mofukn tablet


forgot these haikus
should have all been about glass
not just my sex life


i learned this art
for pussy and wide brimmed hats
dabs are the future


this was a fun thread
cept pink walls and unblurred balls
shunt have let me in

[hglasswell]

I think I might have written a decent haiku!!!

[PyroChixRock]

I think I might have written a decent haiku!!!

There's a slight problem with your haiku. It's not word count, it's syllable count. So it needs to be 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. Here's a tool to help. (http://www.poetrysoup.com/haiku_syllable_counter/) :D

[BurntHands]

While mine and jimi's are pretty awesome , I nominate gaffertape, borobot, and troyd_glass.

[BurntHands]

The first rule of glass:
The shit breaks when you drop it.
Thanks a lot, cold seal.

[BurntHands]

Thirty six thousand
Instagram followers, bitch.
Who needs glass art skills?

Did a little dab
Can't see, and drooled a little.
It's called 'medicine'.

[TacosGlass]

bathroom is calling
sweaty butt cheeks clenched tightly
one more attachment


true story

[glassdocnc]

The pretty blue kiln
holds and soaks the pretty glass
but green cracks happen

[glassdocnc]

more oxy less gas
colors should melt not bubble
first week at my torch

[glassdocnc]

my melting pot friend
so full of wit and knowledge
thank you for sharing

[tela]

Glass i melt in flame
Molten,glowing, seeking round
While i watch and spin

[tela]

Damn you glass punty
I surely know my good plan
Why do you fail me?

[Dawg House Glass]

All Blood Sweat and Tears,
Glass life conquered all my fears,
Dawg House Glass 4 life.

[Dawg House Glass]

Glass glass where art thou,
Little drops from the rainbow,
I see your colors.

[dustyg]

sharpest and smoothest
no medium outshines it
what could be so clear

[hglasswell]

redo turns out the first one wasn't a haiku

glass lime light casting
bright blind column wave silent
fire flame melting

[RamblezMarblez]

Black Sparkly Dildos,
Loaf of Bread in her Asshole,
Wish she had said "No!"

[glasskat]

A few years ago
I asked about a bass and
Bassaloupe was born!

[paulsafo]

Jump into the fire
Make all your dreams come to life
This is why we're here.

[DebH]

Punty up marble
Need fire extinguisher
Hot glass on the loose

[DebH]

Ignite the dragon
But respect power of flame
Or suffer the burn

[brianmilo]

Here is a piece of me
My soul is inside this glass
Nameless. Call it art.

[brianmilo]

Flame, known for killing
When wielded by worthy hands
Will give birth instead

[brianmilo]

Worth it are the risks
We take to make our pieces
Just to see you smile.

[Dan Kooper]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[gypsea]

Thoughts flowing freely
haikus born of glass artists
hard to choose the king

[Slow]

icy winter's breeze

tink tink tink tink tink tink tink

god fucking dammit

[oG Glocc Coma]

You can't make it small?
Make it Big! Can't make it big?
Then you make it Blue!

-Words of Wisdom from the Melting pot, Haiku Style

[oG Glocc Coma]

Abomination
Imperfectability
Curiosity

-If my first pipe could talk

[glassdocnc]

I want to thank you
for entertaining poems
the melting pot rocks

[Lisa Maria]

my minds eye on fire
hot lava flows earths gift glass art
it becomes my lifes work


I hope this was the right place to post the Haiku. I have another to post tomorrow too-

[Dan Kooper]

Borosilicate
Autodidacticism
knowledge is power

[PyroChixRock]

Tomorrow is the last day to enter. :)

Some killer haiku this year. You guys are making it hard to pick a winner. That's awesome. :D

[PyroChixRock]

Also don't forget to check your haiku syllable count to make sure it's 5,7,5. We have some that are great but don't qualify. There's a counter here you can use.

http://www.poetrysoup.com/haiku_syllable_counter/

If anyone needs to edit their original post and is past the timer just PM it to me and I'll edit it for you. ;)

[Lisa Maria]

update to my haiku...new at this...
minds eye on fire
hot lava flows earths gift glass art
becomes my lifes work

[Lisa Maria]

keeper of the glass
consumed by heat the art flows
from my burning soul

[Lisa Maria]

spring cherry blossoms
art awakens in my soul
glass blooms eternal

[tela]

I made this, you know
With sand and heat and magic
Oh the love of glass

[Simian]

Built a milli large
Knocked it off the small punty
My floor is on fire

[BiruShinobi]

Earthbending techniques
Accented colors, valleys and peaks
Take mine to the grave

[BiruShinobi]

Glass isn't just art
Nor does it just pay the bills
It brought us all here

[BiruShinobi]

Miniature tube
Possibly a six footer
Straight to the dome

[BiruShinobi]

Draws like a pencil
Smokes like your wildest dreams
Hand blown is my thing

[mattholimeau]

the firm rod softens
immaculate inception
almost religious

(that was terrible. hah.)

[mattholimeau]

haiku about glass
pretty sunflower pendant
a reason to post.

[Credo]

Spin, spin, just dont fall
Blood, sweat, tears, you'll get them all
Please dont fucking fall

My attempt at capturing the feeling of pushing yourself beyond your capabilities :crazy:

[BiruShinobi]

Sixteen hours of work
shattered on your warehouse floor
Just a lesson learned

[Yeef]

so damn cold, my feet
garage? needs insulation
me? sheepdog with booze.

[BiruShinobi]

It's hard to take up
never easy to put down
Go hit the torch, kids

[RamblezMarblez]

Spank your banana...fucking hanamontana...oops, its a panda!

[oG Glocc Coma]

Who won?!?!?!?!

[Simian]

All of us. lol

[PyroChixRock]

And the winner is!


Borosilicate
Autodidacticism
knowledge is power

Congrats!! Your haiku reigns champion of 2014. :clap:

This was not an easy one to judge! Thank you all for being patient while we figured it out. :D

Thanks again to Bob and Carey of Dawg House Glass for sponsoring this contest. :D

[Dan Kooper]

Wow, what an honor
I would like to thank you all
This was a fun one