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the-thought-police
01-02-2015, 12:37 PM
1st, welcome back to my computer screen guys. Holy crap was that a busy season for me. I'm still a little in shock. Late nights, early mornings. Had a wonderful giftmas with the kids though. And for me all bills were payed early, so HAZZAH! Anyways...

Intro: The old guy

Back when I was your age, we didn't have any of this fancy glass stuff you guys have, we had METAL!, and we liked it! You could take it apart, and customize it. If you wanted to smoke through water, it was acrylic. I think graphix was the big name in that industry. Where I lived, Phoenix, there were these late night commercials that had lots of girls in bikini's, and they would shout "TRAILS"!, and it would echo, and this was the biggest head shop chain in Phoenix in the late '80's and early '90's. There was one close'ish to where I lived, so I frequented it. Going in there, there was never a glass piece to be seen. Just cases upon cases of metal and acrylic pipes and water pipes. There were signs everywhere, and attitudes to go with, that made you feel like if you said the word "bong", the secret service would come crashing through the windows on ropes and immediately shut the place down.

My friend, Ryan, had gotten a glass piece at a rainbow gathering he'd gone to however, and it was a wonderful piece, and had a great story of how he got it directly from the blower, but it seemed that nobody else I knew had a glass pipe. One by one, slowly, as other friends started getting them, each one kind of had a story to go with it, aside from, "I bought it at a head shop". Back then, glass pipes were rather rare accoutrements people bought at festivals, or gatherings, or Grateful Dead or Phish concerts. They had not quite become the massive industry they are today. As a result of this, the idea of a glass piece became attached to the idea of it having a story, to me, I do so love stories. As time went by, more and more glass did start showing up in head shops, but the idea of getting one as kind of a keepsake of one of my many adventures stuck with me, and I did not want to just go into a retail location and buy one, I wanted a story to tell.

This will be my story of how I got my first glass piece. It is long. I may have to finish it in more than one sitting.

The Situation

My friend Ryan, my brother Joel, and I, were kind of road dogs. We loved going on long adventures elsewhere. It didn't usually matter, but having a destination was always nice. Thinking back, it may have been mostly me, partly Ryan, and my brother coming in last in regards to the desire to go on adventures. Either way, we had an idea.

Ryan was the Phish fan, and Joel and I kind of followed his lead on that one. We were both avid musicians who played multiple instruments, so concerts were always fun, and Phish concerts particularly more so due to the sub culture that followed them around. So, when we found out that Phish was going to be having a huge festival for the 1999/2000 new years eve/new years day, in the middle of the Florida Everglades on Seminole (hope I spelled that right) land, that lasted for 3 days, we all agreed, we needed to get there. This was going to be a problem since none of us had a car. Never stopped us before though, if we put our heads together, we'd be able to come up with something, and we had many months to do so, because we bought our tickets very early.



The Plan

OK, so maybe we weren't that smart, because the plan we came up with when we put our heads together was, I kid you not, to train hop our way there.

I'm gonna give you a moment to let that sink in.

We were gonna be hobo's, so we could go to a fish concert. I'm gonna slowly slink back a bit here and say, this one was mostly Ryan's idea, but Joel and I had nothing, so we went with it. Joel sounded hesitant, but I being such the adventurist actually really wanted to. Ryan knew a dude who had done this, I had met him once or twice, his name was Sid. Sid looked like an '80's punk, and spoke in a raspy batman like voice. Sure, seemed legit. We gave Ryan the go ahead to set it up, and we all made plans together.

We went to the army surplus store and got ourselves cheap backpacks and MRE's, and canteens, and simple stuff like that. Sleeping bags, small tents. Enough to carry on our backs. Ryan got to know the train lines and schedules, and planned a meeting with Sid. Sid told us to pick him up at his apartment, where we met his girlfriend. His one legged girlfriend, who'd lost her leg in a train hopping accident. He said he'd already been on, but she fell under, so he jumped back off, and there she was, with half her leg cut off. Then he said, "OK, let's go to the tracks".

We did, we went to the tracks, and trains were going by slowly enough. I don't remember what Sid called them, but the train yard security, he said to watch out for them. He said to try to get an open box car but if it's not too cold other car types will work too. He pointed them out but I forgot all the names now. Which ones to stay away from, etc... We even hopped on a few and road them for a few dozen yards or so to practice hopping on and off.

This was the plan. It was not a very good plan, and we all knew it, but it was the only plan we had.



The Change of Plans

This part is rather fuzzy in my memory I must say, but I'm just gonna sum it up by saying, yeah we totally all chickened out. I guess nobody wanted to get their legs cut off for a Phish concert.

What we ended up doing was a bit different. Ryan some how borrowed a car from his mother, had to drive it to California to borrow another car from his brother and replace it with the one he borrowed from his mother, then swinging back through Phoenix on their way to Florida picked up a mutual friend named Grady, and him, Joel, and Ryan took that car to the Phish concert. I didn't want to do that. For some reason, I felt like going at it alone. It could have been the falling out I had with Ryan, from which we never did recover. Or it could have been that all three of them had done heavier drugs than I really wanted to be around. It could have been a lot of things. Whatever it was, I took a Greyhound bus to Naples, Florida and decided to hitch hike the rest of the way down Alligator Alley to the concert, alone. So that's what I did, so beginning my journey.



The Trip There

The trip there was fairly uneventful. I met a guy with dreads who did these fascinating paintings, with rich bright colors in kind of an ancient Egyptian theme but also modern looking at the same time. Like brightly colored Egyptian steam punk, so to speak.

Crossing into and out of Texas sucked, what with the drug sniffing dogs and all. They found one dudes stash, and merely took it, let him get back on the bus. It was funny too, because the entire bus knew what was going on, and the entire bus cheered for him when they saw him get back on. Guy said they said, "it wasn't enough to bust him for", and let him go. Whew.

I met a ton of hippies on their way to the concert as well, but most interestingly, I met a 16 year old kid whose parents had just died in a car accident. I got the sense this was very fresh for him. I stayed with him until his stop. He was going to New Orleans to seek out work on a fishing boat. I don't remember where he got on, but our entire relationship wasn't even a day. We got off at several stops, and hung out together, and I sat near him the whole time. At one point in time, he'd spent his last $20 on lottery tickets, which had I seen I'd surely have advised against, but he doubled his money. He got them out of a machine, but asked me to cash them in for him since he wasn't 18, which I happily obliged. With some of that, he bought one of those cheap microwavable soups that come in a styrofoam cup with a peal off lid. Upon finishing it he began fidgeting and ripped apart the styrofoam cup into tiny little pieces, and discovered that they stick to the fuzzy wall of the bus next to him, and kind of made mosaic like patterns with the ripped up pieces of it, then fell asleep. He got off a few stops later, others got on, the trip continued.

A super skinny goth dude got on, who oddly enough did push ups at every stop. I don't remember where he got off.

By the time we got to Naples, tons of hippies were getting off the bus, so hitch hiking was going to be competitive, or so I thought. As it turns out, Alligator Alley connects Naples on the West side of Florida, the one facing the gulf, to Fort Lauderdale just off the Atlantic. Well tons of hippies were driving through from each direction as well, so getting rides was easier than I figured.

A group of us crossed to the other side of the road and started walking down towards the toll booth to Alligator Alley. We stopped I'd say about a half a mile away from the toll booth to start sticking our thumbs out. It was then that the first officer of the law I'd encounter on my trip pulled up in a squad car. He said to us in a real authoritative voice, "you guys'll have better luck if you move closer to the toll booths where people have to slow down anyways", and he drove away. Not that his advice mattered, several other cars saw us being harassed by the police and swooped in to offer us rides right then and there. I ended up in a grey minivan, with about 4 other people from my group. Perspective can be funny. The cop rescued us just by being there to make people think we were in danger because of him.

It didn't take long before traffic came to a dead stop, and I mean a dead stop. I feel sorry for anybody who had to use Alligator Alley to commute to work that day for whatever reason. It seemed like it would normally be such a quick drive, so straight, so flat. Not this day though, people were driving up the shoulder to try to get ahead, up until other people started purposefully driving slow on the shoulder to keep it fair. A new make shift traffic lane, created to be misused and then almost instantaneously policed, both by the phish fans themselves. Traffic in both lanes slowed so much that those of us who didn't have cars again gained an advantage. People started walking. I kicked it in the minivan with the others. I was tired of walking already, with all my gear. From the bus stop to the toll booth was enough for me.

We got to the gates later in the day, were assigned our slots to set up camp (it was cool, they had it all partitioned off with makeshift street names, and slots for people to set up camps like little neighborhoods). Though the four of us from the van and the driver would be camping right next to each other, we'd not see each other for the rest of the time. It was so vast, so many things to do, we did not run into each other after setting up our camps and going our separate ways to find whatever we went there to find. Me, I was looking for a glass pipe....



The Festival

It lasted three days, and I got there while the sun was up but later in the afternoon on the first day. I had a map, and the grounds were huge. I tried to keep this map, but have lost it in my many travels since. I occupied one tiny little section on this map, which in real life was huge. I walked around for three days, and only touched about a fourth of the grounds. I would need this map to find my way home, each and every time.

First and foremost, I was hungry, so I ventured to the food court area. There were tons of venders, but this was also a Phish concert, so there were tons of people set up right in front of their camp sites selling food too. This is what I ate first, I saved my MRE's for when I was out of money. There was also a Phish concert that night, so I attended that, but not being much of a Phish fan I left early, and wandered the grounds more.

I did rather enjoy the first part of the concert though. They had the Seminole chief come and play the first two songs, along with Phish. He apparently played acoustic guitar and sang. They were both simple folksy songs, saying welcome and asking simply that we respect the land and their customs and be safe and stuff.

After I left the concert grounds, as I wandered, one thing became very apparent on that first night. Everybody assumed everybody else would bring weed to sell, so nobody brought any weed. Word traveled quickly of this market shortage, this dryness. I gave up my search early, and decided to start anew the next day.

The second day was slightly more successful, slightly. I wondered about, here and there. People selling tie died shirts, different foods from eggs to ganja goo balls, there was a plate of free mushrooms labeled free mushrooms. Alas, I am allergic, so I did not take any. I went to the main area that surrounded the food court, and bought a Phish T-shirt. Wandered further on to the foresty area where there was a drum circle going on, and listened for a bit.

The beating of the drums started to sound almost like white noise, white noise with a heart beat, up until one drummer did a fill very loudly, which another drummer on the other side of the circle responded to in kind. They passed the fill back and forth like this, almost like they were having a conversation, and both shined loud and clear through the steady heart like beat of the rest of the drummers. I moved on.

As I walked the random street like areas they had set up, a guy passed me and flashed me a glass piece that was for sale, so I stopped him. It was an inside out, with reversals, mushroom marbles, and a color carb, all in an abstract corn cob like shape. It was wonderful, it came loaded with kind, and it was $80. That was a lot of money for me, I didn't have much, but seeing as how I've always been very good at being bad with money, I used this special power of irresponsibility of mine to purchase that pipe, and immediately took it home to my tent and smoked it up. Mmmmmmmmm

I ate an MRE right away to quell my munchies. My last one. They're not the most delicious things in the world, but it helped and gave me lots and lots of energy. So, knowing my brother, Ryan, and Grady were all there, I strapped my guitar on and started randomly walking around the makeshift streets playing songs I knew they'd recognize as me playing, hoping to catch them in ear shot. I did this for the rest of the night, and wandered far and near in search of them, but did not find them.

The third day I don't remember much. The sound and site of slow moving pot heads having been neglected of their pot for three days while wandering around aimlessly desperately calling "who's got my nugs, who's got my nugs", gave the impression of a zompiepocalyptic world, but instead of brains they just wanted to smoke a bowl. I stayed mostly inside my tent, and survived this desiccation long enough to make it to the midnight new years eve/new years day changeover concert, which I admit, I mostly missed.

I had bought some acid that turned out to be bunk, which was an extra bummer because I was right underneath the fireworks display and that would have been truly spectacular. I remember, Phish road out on a giant river boat from behind the crowd, that opened up into a giant hot dog, which they then road to the stage. It was ridiculous. When they started playing, I think they opened up with Eric Claptons "After Midnight", fireworks filled the sky right above my head, and they were very loud and bright. Seeing as how I wasn't tripping though, I got angry at the random hippie that scammed me, then tired, and ended up calling it a night early again.

So that is it, that is how I got my first glass piece, and I still have it. It was only a few months later that I met a house full of glassblowers, who I showed it to and they all drooled over it. The fanciest one of them, Chad, stared at it for the longest, wanting to be able to do that. After starting a relationship with another member of that household and her starting to teach me how to blow glass, it became my target piece, the one I decided if I could do, I'd be good. Despite the fact that nobody I knew, knew how to do that, I have long since succeeded in replicating it to my liking, and I did feel accomplished when I did it.

That is it in regards to how I obtained my first glass piece, but the rest of the story of getting back home is rather entertaining, so I'm gonna add that part as well, later. Still much work to do, and I've gotta get back to it.

Hope you all have been well.

Swampy
01-02-2015, 01:14 PM
I read your fascinating story and you never even put up a picture of this fantastic piece?!!!

the-thought-police
01-02-2015, 01:19 PM
I will. I am still so busy though, and picture taking requires setting stuff up, and breaking it back down, and it's all kinds of messy here after X-mas and New Years with three kids. Still moving super slow here.

BORO
01-02-2015, 01:25 PM
I was in Florida , for the BEST phish show ever.... even the band says so.

I also went cross country on trains, ah la hobo style.. was 17 years old....... actually did central n.y. , to Chicago , to Portland..... in 98? We had no box cars , just the big metal shipping containers.... you find one with a bigger box on top , smaller on the bottom , and sit under the overhang........ Hands down, coldest I have ever been in my life. (I work outside at ski resorts too. fwiw)

weed was uber rare.... I was lucky in that respect I will admit.....

I have a spare o.g. cypress paper map/ overview if you really wanted one back.

Pipe pics please....... I did almost every show in the mid to late 90's .... I knew/know all the tour regulars.......

Cypress was a different beast. Lot of people who would otherwise not be in that crowd .... after all , it was the end of the world and all that.

yinzer
01-02-2015, 02:09 PM
I was at that show, 17 years old, and hippie flipped to all hell. I was a bit of a mess of a horrid lot rat at that time. When they did the countdown, and it hit midnight, the girl in front of me flipped on her boyfriend that we were all dead and we just didn't know it, and I spent the next hour trying to figure out if I was dead.

fUmEsNiFfEr
01-02-2015, 05:04 PM
Nice man!

I still have my first. I was carving wood pipes then and my step-dad traded me one for his glass pipe.

Liquidsand
01-02-2015, 06:05 PM
I still have one piece of a broken chillum that Bobby Snodgrass Jr made specifically for me in 1990, a trade for a custom beaded pouch on Dead tour.

Unfortunately, my custom '90 Hugh Salkind tree-shaped chillum (traded for a reversible corduroy hoodie) was taken or lost in the intervening years.

Some day, I keep thinking, I will soften the edges of the remaining shard and attach a loop to it, or incorporate it in a functional "keeper piece" somehow. But I am still not ready to do it, it sits on my windowsill next to where I work.

the-thought-police
01-03-2015, 07:51 AM
BoRo, vinzer, nice, I just knew someone from here had to have been at that concert as well. It was freaking huge. And I'm gonna one up you BoRo, that was the BEST concert of my generation. I mean it was their best show too, but it was thee best show since Woodstock, IMO. It was my generations actual Woodstock, the Woodstock 2 they tried to pull was stupid.

You know, I totally would have done the trains, but I didn't want to go at trains alone. I figured if I was going alone, the Greyhound buses were my safest bet. I would freaking love one of those little maps again, how much are you asking for it? Aside from the pipe, it was my favorite keepsake from the journey. I seriously have no idea what happened to it. I have moved to two different states, gotten married and had a divorce, and had three kids since then, sooooo...., a lot of places to lose it.

Vinzer your story is hilarious. It reminds me of what I've often liked to say in jest, "the apocalypse is over, we are the meek that inherited the earth". I do remember it being the end times that year. Churches everywhere were hanging signs "jesus is coming, soon". Everybody was stocking up on food and supplies for the big Y2K computer freak out and the birth of Skynet. It was like the whole world hadn't expected us to have even made it that far, so they figured we'd just explode or something. It was almost disappointing when nothing happened.

I'll get on posting pics, but my girlfriend works today and worked yesterday, and she's the camera pro, so I kind of need her help. In the mean time, I do have pictures of this one already. This is my version of what I bought, the copy if you will, but it's not at all an exact replica. I have never replicated it exactly, only a loose formulaic representation of what I bought. My style is more symmetric than whoever made the original, theirs was more abstract.

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the-thought-police
01-03-2015, 07:59 AM
I was kind of hoping people might post pics of their first glass pieces here too, aside from me, so fumesniffer, liquidsand, share share. Anybody else for that matter, do share. Your first piece, or maybe your inspiration piece, that first piece you really wanted to be able to do. For me that ended up being the only glass piece I ever bought. After that, I started just making my own.

BlairArtGlass
01-03-2015, 08:07 AM
My first piece and many since died on a concrete floor. It was a 3.5 inch space spoon, super fumie and pretty. I was working in a auto shop at the time, and it fell out of my pocket if I remember correctly.

the-thought-police
01-03-2015, 08:10 AM
LOL! Mine broke when I was cleaning it out with a coat hanger. I made the bowl hole much bigger, by breaking it. Then I gave it to my then girlfriend to fix, and she tried applying some glass directly to the hole down in the bowl, so now it has like a sloppy marble going down in the bowl, stress lines, and too big of a bowl hole. I think I may fix it myself one day, it would be easy for me now.

Jed
01-03-2015, 10:02 AM
Great story man.dont have my first one as it was prob not annealed and just broke one day,but I do have several tucked away somewhere with memories of shows attached to them.in the mid to late 90's I would buy a $20 spoon at any show/festival I went to. it was a way to memorialize the event for me and let me meet some cool people.hell, the reason I got into glass was because I was at a hornings hide out show and the cheapest glass there were $50 side cars that the eugene guys had for sale. only having $30 in my pocket and not wanting to insult them, I didnt even make an offer (they were clear with 4 cobalt lines). I told myself that day "if they can make it so can I". it took a few years but eventually karma threw me a bone and I met a couple cool people that would lead me down this wonderful road.

BORO
01-03-2015, 01:28 PM
The Great picture.

That piece.... Not what I was thinking at all......

It is spot on for that era of ISO...

Sorry all my old , old glass is ancient history.

I have a slightly different view of glass. First piece I ever saw was from Alfred college , looked like a human bone , like the top half of a femior . Wonky , silver and gold.

Second piece was in the very early 90's .... 91? 92? A g.d. tour kid started in his garage. Proved it was not magic. I saw some amazing glass from him. His name was Sunny .... He and a few friends supplied local shops. Saw a lot of early headies, it led to lots of blowers in this small area. Manifestation glass "MGW" still rents and produces in Sunny's old glass shop. It 's on the second floor of a older three floor brick factory.... We still have a handful of older operating glass shops in the area. (All boro )

I don't want anything for the map. Just a adress to ship to. ( I still have to dig out the stash of "extras")

The little fold up air boat that came with it.... Sorry , they are a little more rare. I don't have a extra of that ..... P.m. Me.
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Biggest shakedown was on 3rd ave. (shakedown was everywhere , like Bonnaroo #1 ) The big drum circle/lights in the woods , were lookers right of 3rd ave., in that blob of woods mid canal. I recall big warnings everywhere about how the water would make you sick if you fell in. Oh, and the alagators.....

the-thought-police
01-03-2015, 11:41 PM
Yeah, it was heady for it's time. It's gotten so much more elaborate since then though, glassblowing has.

OK, the rest of the story. I'll try to post pics of his piece later tomorrow.



Early Bird Gets the Worm

I woke up with the sun the day after the final concert, the day to leave. I had been warned of all the wildlife; panthers, snakes, scorpions, tarantulas and large spiders, alligators, disease carrying mosquitoes, but I didn't see any of that the whole time, with the exception of the alligators, which were all over the other side of the fence on Alligator Alley. What I did see though, upon waking up, was birds. Lots and lots of birds. They must have been wanting at the peoples trash or something, see what little treats we left for them, because I've never seen so many birds in my life.

There was a constant canopy of low flying smaller and medium sized birds, going all over the place, and above that, there were so many large soaring birds they mapped out the thermal columns, or convection currents, in the sky. You could see the upper air patterns, because so many soaring birds were using them like traffic lanes. It was quite a site.

People were packing up and leaving left and right, so I began doing the same. I had no ride, the guy with the minivan had already left, and I had no money, and I had no food. I packed up, and made a crude sign out of trash cardboard I'd found, saying "To Naples", and I sat and waited. A girl took my picture, and gave it to me. I do still have that one, somewhere. I had some Valium a friend had given me, don't ask me why I've never popped pills, as evidenced by the fact that I still had it, and I sold it to a passer by for $5 who had still been looking for weed. This would buy me some food later on in the day.

I got a ride rather quickly from a dude who lived in Naples, no more than a few blocks away from the bus station, lucky break. He was cool, very bright. I forgot what we talked about, but I do remember really enjoying that conversation, and he must have too, because he insisted I let him give me a book to read. He said it would be right up my alley. So, we went to his house, and before I headed out to the bus station he gave me a paperback copy of 'Godel, Escher, and Bach, an Eternal Golden Braid'. Something to read on the bus trip home. It was about a 3 day bus trip after all.

I thanked him for the ride and the book, strapped my gear on, grabbed my guitar, and started hoofing it to the bus station.



The Bus Station oh The Bus Station

I have no idea what time I made it to the bus station. I did not bring a time piece with me, I had no cell phone, and if I did ask the time, I forgot now. All I remember was, it was a fiasco. We were all dwindling in for the concert, getting off the bus one bus load at a time and leaving, but we flooded out of the concert, all waiting for our buses at the same time. A circus of hippies coming and going from every direction, you could almost hear 'Entry of the Gladiators' playing faintly over the noise of bus traffic, none of us any wiser to the simple fact that, this was Dogs territory. We would learn. I would learn.

As I strolled up, and saw all of the hippies, there was a homeless man just harassing the holy crap out of each and every last one of them. I mean he was having himself a drunken hootin' hollerin' hell of a good time, but he was scaring, offending, or generally making uncomfortable, all of the hippies at the bus stop. I don't even remember what he was saying anymore, but man this guy was just all up in everybody's business. So, when he approached me I said something along the lines of, "why you gotta be all drunk man"? You know, all tough and stuff, thinking I ain't gonna take his shit. Well he said something that rather floored me. He said, "because my wife is dead, man".

Boy he made me feel about this big. *I'm doing that little pinchy thing with my fingers right now* He also set his sites firmly on me for the rest of the night. This was OK though. It didn't take long before I took a liking to the dude, and him I. He was my first bus stop buddy, and his name was Dog. He said to me, he insisted even, he had $10,000. What a character.

As the day turned to night, many hippies came and went, but Dog and I kicked it quite a bit. By the time night fell however, our group had grown. Somehow, I managed to keep Dog pretty calm, and his attention focused on me, he turned out to be a really sweet guy, very entertaining, he just wanted someone to hang out with, celebrate with, after all, he had $10,000, or so he said. In doing this, hanging out with him, we must have seemed like we were having a good time, because we managed to accumulate 2 hippies from Tuscon and a Carnie. It must have been obvious, that we were the ones who had nowhere else to go, because one by one as the buses stopped flowing, and the hippies stopped coming and going, it was just us 5 sitting by the side of the bus station. It was around that time, that I traded that Phish T-shirt I bought, with the blond hippie from Tuscon, for a hit of good acid, which I took, and he and the other hippie from Tuscon also took some with me.

So there we sat, beginning our night, the hippies from Tuscon provided the weed, Dog provided good humor and many laughs, the Carnie was the voice of reason (poor babysitter), and I provided the music.



It was just....I don't......what the?

Blond Hippie left right away to the gas station a couple of blocks up the road to get some food. He wanted to get there and back before his acid kicked in. He didn't quite make it.

When he did returned he was visibly shaken. The gas station he'd gone to had just been robbed moments before he got there, and the cops pulled him over right as he was leaving to question him for a while. It was obviously not him, the attendant cleared him, but he had told them he'd seen a car speeding away just as he was getting there, which he described to them. From that moment on, he developed this fantasy that thugs somehow knew he'd "ratted out" one of their gang, and they wanted revenge on him. Nobody could talk him out of this fantasy.

To help him chill out, we went to Dogs place, a clearing amongst some palm trees with a small opening, a mattress, some clothes, and other stuff strewn about, to smoke a bowl. An opportunity to show off my new piece, and it was out of site, so we stayed there for a while. Eventually though, we headed back to the bus station, a stones throw away, and sat back down by the wall for more laughs and music. Things calmed down until around midnight or so, when strange things began to happen. There was a girl.

So this nice car, shiny, kind of pimp, which didn't help Blond Hippie with his thug fantasy, pulled up, parked, and out of it stepped this girl. What a site. She was dressed nice, hair all done up, fancy jewelery, very pretty, and she walked right up to the lot of us who haven't bathed in a combined total of months at least, and asks us if we wanted to smoke a bowl. "Uuuuuuhhhhh, mmmmmm, OK?" And so she did, she smoked a bowl with us.

After that, she set her sites right on Blond Hippie and asked him if he wanted to go to the beach with her for the night, to which he promptly replied without even skipping a beat, firm in his conviction but fearful in his tone, "no". She stood her hot ass back up, got back in her car, and drove away, almost as though to say, "oh well, I tried".

I didn't quite get it, so I asked Blond Hippie why? He said she was just the bait, and there were going to be thugs there to beat him up if he went. Perhaps he was on to something, after all, what was a gem like that doing propositioning homeless folk on the side of a bus station in apparently a very dangerous neighborhood with robberies and stuff? Perhaps it was a bit suspicious. The whole event did seem a bit off. Anyways, more music, more laughing, more hanging out, then all the sudden oh shit, two Cadillac looking cars just pulled up right in front of us lightning fast, driver window to driver window, and they're talking to each other, and every once in a while they leer over at the lot of us for a second, look us over, then continue talking.

One of them is younger, bald, with dangling ear rings, dressed kind of trendy, like he just got back from a rave. The other older, seems very experienced to me, dressed like he's got money. This is of course not good for any of our psyche's at the moment, especially Blond Hippie who is sure they're there to kill him. "Oh shit oh shit they're here for me I just know it jeez oh I should run, if I run will you watch my stuff dude, will you watch my stuff if I run"?

It was Carnie who saved the day this time. He was like, "psst, guys, they're cops man, they're cops, they're undercover cops". Thank you voice of reason. I guess we weren't being all that quiet in our paranoia. After that I noticed a computer in one of their cars and agreed, they're cops. I'm not sure if that was better or worse though, I guess we'd just have to see. It was crunch time, the older one gestured to the younger one like, "check this out", and was getting out, and the younger one pulled up closer to us and was looking at us out the window, with his arm rested on his door, window open, car running.

We got silent. The older police man, only wearing a badge on his belt but otherwise dressed in nice black attire, almost like Johnny Cash or something, the second officer of the law I encountered on my trip, walked around his car, and leaned up against the other side of his car, and looked at us and said,

"You guys coming from that concert"?

"Yes sir, yes we are".

Then he looked right at me and asked, "that your guitar"?

"Yes sir, yes it is".

"You play any blues", he asks.

I say, "no sir, I'm blues impaired". Seriously, of all of the things, I remember saying that to him. Like I have an actual handicap that prevents me from playing the blues, I am blues impaired.

He spoke no more. Instead, he reached in his pocket, and pulled out.......wait for iiiiit.......because, remember, I was tripping balls around this time, and I'd heard the stories of Florida cops and their taser guns, the term trigger happy comes to mind, so this moment seemed to take forever, the anticipation of it and all, but a taser is not what he was reaching for, he was reaching for.........a harmonica, and he started playing blues licks like I had never heard before and have never heard since. He was amazing. He played tasty blues licks on that thing for a solid minute or two before stopping.

We were all mouth agape, kind of in shock at not only the weirdness of that, but of just how damned good of a player he really was. All 5 of us applauded loud and clear for that performance, gave him our compliments. He started in on a second song but only got a few seconds in when a call came in from the radio that was apparently urgent enough to send him running back to his car and both of them screaming out of there just as quickly as they'd arrived.

After that we decided to move our stuff to the back of the bus station, not visible from the road, where we figured we'd be less bothered, and we were. There we kicked it for the rest of the night. I got cold and traded my camel pack (of water not cigarettes) to Carnie for a blanket. As the night wore down, and people were starting to get pooped out, I played an original song of mine in the growing silence, a 15 minute solo piece I wrote when I was younger, and it got many compliments. The hippies said they liked it better than the concert. Dog told me I needed to get my ass to Nashville, Tennessee. I did some requests, and Carnie and Dog passed out.



Coming Down

The hippies and I didn't sleep that night, though it was only about an hour or two after Dog and Carnie fell asleep that the first buses started to arrive, just before the sun. There were no more hippies though, we were the only ones left.

After enough people started showing up, we moved back to the side of the bus station, where Blond Hippie immediately became paranoid again. There were these two guys, across the street, leaning up against their muscle car, who he perceived to be staring us down. Thugs again. He decided he'd feel safer inside the bus station, so he went in and tried to get some sleep in there, and his friend followed. Carnie left for his work, wherever it may have been. Leaving once again just Dog and me.

Dog pulled me aside, behind the bus station again, and pulled out of his pocket something he'd been talking about all night. He kept saying, "I've got $10,000 dollars". It just kept on coming up, and we kept all being like, "whatever, shut up dude, if you had $10,000 you'd not be living here". I mean we were friendly about it, but we kind of took him to just be his strange but very entertaining self, but no, he showed me a winning lottery ticket for $10,000. He was just waiting for the lottery place to open because it was new years day before, it hadn't been open. He told me he had been planning to go as soon as it opens and cash that bad boy in. I never saw that one coming. The dude had $10,000 in his pocket the entire time.

He then jumped on a greyhound bus without buying a ticket, just to see how far he could get. It was about a half hour or so after that he came strolling back up to the bus station saying the driver caught him. Laugh out loud. What a character. He kicked it with me until my bus came, and I gave that dude a hug before leaving. He told me one more time, insisted even, I go and I play on Bourbon street in Nashville.

My bus came, the hippies and I got on, and we left.


Going Home

I managed to get the very back seat all to myself, the only one on the bus that had a row of 3 seats instead of 2, so I could lay down fairly comfortably. This was a welcome treat after staying up all night after...everything else. It was the very next stop though that I was awoken by a very angry man going into the bus's bathroom right next to me saying loudly, "well fine, I'll just go in here, in the bathroom, where nobody will have to be bothered by me", and the bus driver was saying, "I don't mean to offend or anything, you can ride, but I can't have you doing....that stuff right behind my seat, I've got to concentrate, and you're making it difficult". The man sits on the toilet and continues his angry speech. "I have a condition, this is discrimination against the handicapped", on and on and on, all the while rocking back and forth anxiously, and the bus driver asks me if I can please give him my seat.

I didn't want any trouble, so I took the seat right in front of the very back seat, leaned back, and tried again to get some sleep, and the man took the very back seat, still visibly upset.

Well I wasn't getting any sleep, because as time would reveal, he had tourette's syndrome. He could not control himself. I swear, every time I would start to doze off, my seat would start shaking and this guy would start making loud noises. He apologized for this, over and over, and I said it was cool, over and over, but on this went until about New Orleans. I slept when he slept.

Other than that I mostly just read my new book, up until about the PQ- system I believe it was called, if memory serves me right, for those of you who are familiar. I decided the MIU puzzle was bunk after much deliberation, and could not be solved, so I gave up on that one. I rather enjoyed the conversations between Achilles and the Tortoise. Weird book. Definitely got my entertainment out of it. The hippies and I didn't talk much, though we did hang out at the stops we were mutually awake at. I played a few more requests at the longer layovers. We exchanged numbers, but they lived in Tuscon, and I in Phoenix, and none of us had cars, so we never did end up hanging out again, or calling each other for that matter.

Months later, back in Phoenix, I was watching TV and I saw that the Seminole chief had been wrestling an alligator to show off for some tourists, and gotten two of his fingers bitten off. I'm not quite sure why that made the news in Phoenix, but it did. Poor guy. He may not be playing much guitar anymore, but he did get to play with Phish.

Aaron Ellis
01-04-2015, 06:25 AM
Wow T-T-P you are a heck of a great story wrighter/teller. I have a hard time following what I read but this story you put down captivated my mind. I could read this again.
Nice piece. I wish I still had my first piece. It was a small simple silver and clear fume piece. Like a dainty small shirlock.

the-thought-police
01-05-2015, 07:52 PM
OK, here is the original one I bought.

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When I got home, I started working at a restaurant where I met two sisters. They both worked at Chameleon glass as their morning job along with the older of the two sisters boyfriend Chad, who was the manager, and they both worked at the restaurant at night. He didn't have a second job, not a legal one anyways. They all lived in a house together with another couple, and one kid, and I think some pets.

I guess Chameleon glass used to be located in California, but due to some laws felt it more beneficial to move to Arizona. It was owned by a dude named Howie back then, but he sold it shortly after these events.

When I showed that piece to them, the blowers at the house, Chad was the best of them, and knew what some of that stuff was, but complimented me on that piece saying he couldn't have pulled it off. I saw his work, and compared to what I know now it was pretty sloppy, he's probably much better now though, and he was the best of them that worked at that warehouse.

It's nothing compared to today's standards, but this was before the crayon colors even existed, before a lot of the techniques that are going around today even existed. In the end, I felt it was well worth it.

the-thought-police
01-05-2015, 07:55 PM
Oh and thank you Aaron. Much appreciated.

Liquidsand
01-07-2015, 01:17 AM
This isn't my first piece ever, but it is extremely significant to me. It was made by a guy named Raman, probably in '95 or maybe '96. Do any of you remember him? I knew him through mutual friends from when I lived in Olympia, Washington and went to Evergreen, but we weren't really friends personally, and unfortunately I don't remember his last name. The story goes that he went to work for Chihuly soon after and got out of pipemaking altogether. Which is both wonderful and tragic, depending on your point of view I guess, but I would love to see what he can do now. He used to send gun cases full of work out to my boyfriend, for us to sell at Dead and Phish shows back East. Around that time, I am 99% sure that his glass was the most elaborate and refined work finding its way to the East Coast. The shaping alone was phenomenal on every piece. It was all silver and gold fumed, with murrini, ribbon cane, and latticino wraps, pinwheels, and switchbacks. This "sidecar steamroller peace pipe" is at least 18" long, and has a tiny bit of Cobalt, Ruby, and Amber Purple incorporated in the wraps along the mouthpiece. Those were just about the only boro colors widely available around that time, as far as I know. It is incredibly precious to me, both because it is such an old relic, and I think quite rare, and because of the bar he raised in my mind as to what glass pipes could look like. The influence his technique has had on me is immediately obvious when you look at my work and his side by side, although I take advantage of the huge color palette we have today, and I don't tend to do a lot of fuming. But I definitely use his stripes and shapes, and I've always wanted to thank him for that.

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Liquidsand
01-07-2015, 01:19 AM
Oh yeah, and thank you so much for the story, Thought Police. I loved every minute of it.

the-thought-police
01-07-2015, 11:39 PM
Very nice Liquid. Reminds me of the way my friend Ryan's piece was colored, though his was a sherlock and significantly smaller than 16 inches. Heavy on the color changing. Very little of the opaque colors you see so much of today, but boy did that thing change while being smoked out of something fierce. And a wonderful history to boot.

the-thought-police
03-20-2015, 05:43 PM
Well I just got a sweet surprise in the mail from BoRo. The map to the big cypress, among some other stickers and whatnot.

Thanks a bunch man, this is going straight into my keepsake box where it will never be lost again.

Thanks again.