Glass Haiku! Glass Jokes! Hey Slackers, make me a sammich!

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I hope you were able to make it to the party! There are still a couple games going on for the ones who couldn't make it. Here's the party thread!



Glass Haiku - we had so many great entries we can't pick just one winner! We're adding another prize and some time for the second place winner to be chosen. :)

First place haiku winner!

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Originally Posted by dislexei

the tiny punty
how much longer must endure
sacrifice I must

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Woot! You were the first place vote from everyone voting! Congrats and thanks for enlightening us. :D PM me addy!




Glass haiku will now end saturday night! There will be another winner chosen who will receive this gorgeous dish and dabber set made and donated by Refresh/Themoch !

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Glass jokes! We did not laugh hard enough! :wes: This game is now extended until saturday night also! Both winners (or all winners if we laugh really, really hard :devilish:) will be picked Saturday night. :)

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Hey slackers, make me a sammich! You have a week to enter this contest! You can only enter once so take your time and make it count! (if you already posted an entry and want it edited after the timer runs out, just hit me up! ;) ) Entries need to be in before midnight pst Friday the 4th to be eligible! We will vote and announce a winner on Saturday the 5th.

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Entries can be posted in this thread or the birthday thread! Good luck everyone! :D

Sorry my spacing is being weird. In case it's not clear, the Refresh dish and dabber is the prize for glass haiku, the Simian pendants are the prizes for glass jokes (two winners!) and the studio time at Cornerstone is the prize for Hey slackers, make me a sammich.


Glass jokes and glass haiku ends tonight! Slackers ends next Saturday.

No more entries??

I'm not good at Haiku's, but I'm all over that sammich challenge


Gather starts to droop
skin is starting to sizzle
I love glassblowing

Cool! We could use more glass jokes entries too. One of your other jokes has a couple votes ;)

If its slow causes its Sunday we can give it more time? It's hard to guess how to go about these things lol

Q: What do you call someone who uses glass sex toys?
A: A glassturbator.

Q: Why did the flameworker stop drinking?
A: Everything was always spinning.

Q: What happens when you stick Boro in a gloryhole?
A: The gloryhole kicks the softglass out of the shop. :wink2:


This isn't easy lol.

Where did you learn that?
Learned all that from the pot, man!
read some shit sometime!

A vortex marble
Is it propelling me out?
or sucking me in?

Now we're talking! :D

It glows so brightly
Glow dims, colors come alive
Cannot touch it yet

What happen to the glassblower who was to drunk to work?


-nothing his badass and still torched

:chilling:

we're torching glass rods
implosion impunity
Sandwiches ease pain

Q:Why do older women make better flameworkers?

A: They're used to the hot flashes.

Q: Why did the glassblower get insurace on his kiln?

A: Because he was crashing it twice a day.

Infinity switch
Corkscrew heating element
Crash kiln cross fingers

Cool! Giving the games a lil more time for Sunday slowness.

i probably stole this from someone on here but ...

How do you make a small fortune blowing glass?
Start with a big one.

If your working on a pipe

And you feel something slide

Diarrhea chachacha
Diarrhea chachacha