Glass Haiku! Enter by 11/21/14!

:bouncy:This game started during our live birthday event! :bouncy:


Our first game of the night is - Glass Haiku!

Write us a glass themed haiku to enter! Or if you're feeling a little mischievous, you can write your haiku about radishes. :rsnicker:

This glass game goes through 11/20/14!! You can enter this game as many times as you like, but please only one entry per post! We need the entries in their own posts so we can link to them and easily vote for the winner. :r:D Entries from last year cannot be entered! Keep it fresh. :r:D

Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. :r<3: Here is a syllable counter you can use to check your entry.

For example, last year's first place winner for this game was dislexei with the following entry. :rcool:

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Originally Posted by dislexei

the tiny punty
how much longer must endure
sacrifice I must

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The winner of this game will receive this gorgeous sunflower pendant, made and donated by Dawg House Glass. The mili was made by Bob and Rob Davis. This is a very special pendant made to honor Bob and Carey's little girl, Athena, who will always be their little sunflower. :heart:

Today she is 1 year old as their fire in the sky. :birthday: dear sweet Athena! We love you!! :heart:

A little about Bob, who made the pendant. He has been on the torch full-time for 4 years now. He also makes killer glass tools for us! Check out some of his glass and tools at www.dawghouseglass.com or on his fb profile.

Thank you for this awesome donation, Dawg House Glass! :blowkiss:


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Winner will be announced on 11/21/14. You may enter as many times as you like until that afternoon. Good luck everyone!!

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Originally Posted by H1JACK3R

not good at poems
But I do still want to know
Fucking radishes?

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Originally Posted by Simian

Glass splinters suck balls
I wish I could see the thing
I will wait in pain

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Originally Posted by hglasswell

glass lime light devours darkness
bright blinding columns wave silently roaring steadily
fire flaming forever breathing oxygen

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Originally Posted by Simian

Pull a nice Stringer
Flame cut it with tension
I have a burnt nose

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Originally Posted by Aymie

Radishes are bad
They smell like unhappiness
And dead soul butt funk

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Originally Posted by BurntHands

I burnt my damn hand
Better take like three months off
Burnt fingers again

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

Radishes abound
Found family here I did
I fucking LOVE glass

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Originally Posted by oG Glocc Coma

Must I keep spinning
Hands hurting from Production
Need money for glass

-Struggle of a Newb, Glocc Coma Glass

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Originally Posted by BurntHands

Glass can be a bitch.
You think you're frustrated now?
Suddenly, a 'tink'.

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Originally Posted by art vandelay

melting pot party
and still talk of radishes
some things never change

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Originally Posted by Simian

A six hour milli
My kiln won't fit the large build
I peed a little

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Originally Posted by bugzboro

i dream of my torch
i wake and examine face
it was just a dream

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Originally Posted by Borobot

Haiku

What torch is the best?
Can I make dildos on it?
Do I need a kiln?

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Originally Posted by RamblezMarblez

LoneDogInTokyo,
and Poison Mashed Potatoes,
I don't know..MoFo!

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Originally Posted by Greymatter Glass

I suck at haikus
There's some sort of trick to them
potato

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Originally Posted by art vandelay

i vermiculite
fifty mil on a hothead
what is a punty?

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Originally Posted by Aymie

Is he a real creeper
Or is the radish harmless
Only time will tell


You should never have opened the table to radishes. I can't even think of anything else now and radishes takes up too many syllables.

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Originally Posted by KLAW

Feed a starving glass
artist for pennies a day.
Artists eat Pennies.

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Originally Posted by BurntHands

Purple rain and slyme
Add an opal to that bitch.
Instagram, two grand.

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

dab lyfe or no lyfe
i'm in it for the pussy
y'all know my name yet?

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Originally Posted by art vandelay

tripple stage mirage
and a square face midrange
this site is the best

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Originally Posted by gaffertape

something is burning
It smells like hair and bacon
That would be my arm

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Originally Posted by ThreeE

this looked so easy
watched the youtube video
this does not look right

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Originally Posted by Jeffs Pieces

Suspicious package
pseudonyms cocaine outbreak
Tornado bomb

Im going with the NSA key words lol

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Originally Posted by oG Glocc Coma

waiting for a torch
They keep saying "two more weeks..."
Its now been four years

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Originally Posted by art vandelay

making a dilly
using only a hothead
oops it broke inside

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Originally Posted by BurntHands

Eight hours later
The best piece I ever made
The oxygen dies

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Originally Posted by RamblezMarblez

I'm RamblezMarblez,
Only Cronic..No Marlboros,
Poppen Mean Carb Holes

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Originally Posted by Troyd_glass

The flame burns so bright
The light travels to my hand
Glass is my power

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Originally Posted by Simian

Taught my kid to torch
A hot rod in my butt
She needs more guidance

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

i blow glass young girl
now please give me your panties
that's how this works, right?

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

been blowing for years
hope my Y'all know i mean glass
and cock, tons of cock

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Originally Posted by Iambes

Cascading molten goo
The cracks won't come again
Arise, and shape me.

( that's my haiku and my joke )

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Originally Posted by Jason Lindquist

Is funksizzle real
Or actually just RAM
Having a good laugh

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

picture #3 and a haiku!!

thanks a lot santa
asked for a herbert arnold
wound up with this shit

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Originally Posted by Nicholas Rado

my haiku about this party

click refresh refresh
click refresh refresh refresh
click click click click click

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Originally Posted by ThreeE

why does my work crack
always crash anneal my kiln
it works for me bro

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

my dick smells like shame
but glass will always forgive
she knows i love her

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

i blow cuz it's fun
well that sounds rather dirty
nobody judge me

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Originally Posted by RamblezMarblez

Judge Jimi the Don,
CripSkillz is fucking his mom,
Bompchickabompbom

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

damn prodo order
i haven't jerked off all day
i need a new job

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

thought i was alone
wyfe saw me stroke my cock
with a butt plug in

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Originally Posted by CripSkillz

Now I hope
She's stro kin yo
Cock non stop non stop

sent from your mom's bed straight out my mofukn tablet

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

forgot these haikus
should have all been about glass
not just my sex life

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Originally Posted by Jimi The Don

i learned this art
for pussy and wide brimmed hats
dabs are the future

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Originally Posted by art vandelay

this was a fun thread
cept pink walls and unblurred balls
shunt have let me in

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I think I might have written a decent haiku!!!

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Originally Posted by hglasswell

I think I might have written a decent haiku!!!

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There's a slight problem with your haiku. It's not word count, it's syllable count. So it needs to be 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. Here's a tool to help. :D

While mine and jimi's are pretty awesome , I nominate gaffertape, borobot, and troyd_glass.

The first rule of glass:
The shit breaks when you drop it.
Thanks a lot, cold seal.

Thirty six thousand
Instagram followers, bitch.
Who needs glass art skills?

Did a little dab
Can't see, and drooled a little.
It's called 'medicine'.

bathroom is calling
sweaty butt cheeks clenched tightly
one more attachment


true story

The pretty blue kiln
holds and soaks the pretty glass
but green cracks happen

more oxy less gas
colors should melt not bubble
first week at my torch

my melting pot friend
so full of wit and knowledge
thank you for sharing

Glass i melt in flame
Molten,glowing, seeking round
While i watch and spin

Damn you glass punty
I surely know my good plan
Why do you fail me?

All Blood Sweat and Tears,
Glass life conquered all my fears,
Dawg House Glass 4 life.

Glass glass where art thou,
Little drops from the rainbow,
I see your colors.

sharpest and smoothest
no medium outshines it
what could be so clear

redo turns out the first one wasn't a haiku

glass lime light casting
bright blind column wave silent
fire flame melting

Black Sparkly Dildos,
Loaf of Bread in her Asshole,
Wish she had said "No!"

A few years ago
I asked about a bass and
Bassaloupe was born!

Jump into the fire
Make all your dreams come to life
This is why we're here.