This is my joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Kooper
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This is my joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Kooper
why doesn't the glassblower worry about you stealing his gurlfriend?
he doesn't have one.
why doesn't the glassblower worry about you stealing his gurlfriend?
he doesn't have one.
Its considered a joke to mix soft glass into the noobs bench.
I can tell instantly , but some can't.
Thanks Gray matter. Super funny to watch..
Love!!
Wow this is utterly depressing now
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Since the jokes one has an extended entry time, I'm going to post the last game shortly. :)
what did the glassblower give his children for christmas?
disappointment.
Last game?!? Ohnoes!
Agreed. Totally. Can't wait to go back, though apparently not with my cold hearted super fan of a wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattholimeau
Love this!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimi The Don
This next game you're going to need a camera for!
what the difference's between a noob and a master about "tree fiddy"
What is it called when Salt and Buck hangout together?
Jerky
24 hours to play this one - TMP love note!
To enter write a note that says "I love TMP!" in some fashion, and take a photo of the note in a selfie, or with a glass related item if you're shy. It can be your favorite tool off your bench, something handmade of glass, or a glass themed shirt/hat/hoodie etc. BONUS! If you post a selfie and you're wearing a glass theme shirt/hat/hoodie it will be worth more entries. If you're wearing a TMP shirt or button, it will receive the highest points possible! The more creative the TMP love note, the better! :D My daughter drew this kick ass I Heart TMP note as an example.
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Winner will receive this gorgeous sculpture made and donated by Steven p. Selchow and a $50 gift certificate to Glasscraft!
Steven has been blowing glass over 40 years, and brings a unique style and a ton of knowledge to our table!
Awesome, thank you Steven! :blowkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven
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www.GlasscraftInc.com has been a continuous supporter of TMP over the years, and an important part our community at large. They carry a vast variety of tools and glass supplies in two locations, as well as offering studio classes and webinars. They have been a big part in the glass movement since 1970! In 2009 they made a very smart move and partnered up with Winship. Together they build an even stronger foundation in our industry. Go Glasscraft! :D Thank you for supporting TMP!
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You have 24 hours to enter. Winner will be announced tomorrow night! :D
I must be the one guy who is for sure not going to see star wars, but i am going see unknown hinson in feb
Funny joke
You winQuote:
"I'm going to post the last game shortly. "
"Just put it to your mouth and blow."
"Oooh, it's really hard," she said.
"You're doing well," I assured her.
"It's getting bigger," she panted.
"That's great," I said, "now keep going."
"Daddy I'm so hot," she breathlessly said.
"Don't stop, keep going, keep going," I said, excitedly, "that's good."
"Am I better than mummy?" she asked.
"Of course you are darling, when she tried glass blowing she was bloody useless."
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how did the glassblower respond when asked how he gets the colour in there?
"you start with just the tip and then one thing leads to another.."
Haiku:
Supply Addiction
Hording Everything Glowing
Never Makes A Thing