yea i saw you in it. the chat bar is just below the window
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i vermiculite
fifty mil on a hothead
what is a punty?
agreed! my mini laptop sucks for this! :( ugh, apparently I can't even reply to others posts right. I fail at this. I can't delete this either. I'm just gonna sit here and eat this aged cheddar, dammit.
Is he a real creeper
Or is the radish harmless
Only time will tell
You should never have opened the table to radishes. I can't even think of anything else now and radishes takes up too many syllables.
Misha,
My choices for the door prizes would be 7,5,4 in that order. Thanks again for doing this!
Feed a starving glass
artist for pennies a day.
Artists eat Pennies.
south park haikus are the best haikus
Shut your goddamn mouth,
Or else I'm gonna, kick you,
square, in the balls... asshole
Purple rain and slyme
Add an opal to that bitch.
Instagram, two grand.
It's like 9:30 pm here and I am almost drunk already. If I disappear don't worry I will be back!
Cheers nomad!
dab lyfe or no lyfe
i'm in it for the pussy
y'all know my name yet?
time to get some beer...
Please guys I won't be able to find your door prize choices very easily in this thread. Post them in the door prizes thread or PM me. ;)
Refresh, refresh, refresh.... So Crappy..
tripple stage mirage
and a square face midrange
this site is the best
i'll take the very last prize after everyone else has chosen
I have no clue what is going on lol
something is burning
It smells like hair and bacon
That would be my arm
One of my favorite games - Glass Jokes!!
Tell us a joke about glass, glass blowers or glassblowing! You may enter this game as many times as you'd like, but please only one entry per post! The staff will vote on the best jokes and chose tomorrow night so there's a bit of time to come up with a good joke! :D
This game is so hard to pick only one winner for, so there will be four! Winners will receive a $25 gift certificate to Mountain Glass Arts! Thank you, MGA!!
To find out more about MGA, check out their "about us" page on their site. :D www.MountainGlass.com was founded in 2002 and has briging us excellent customer service since day one. They offer same day shipping, reusable packaging with no mess, and they plant a tree for every order over $100! MGA also supports a variety of green programs, uses recycled packaging products, and consciously recycles everything they can in their building. Way to go, MGA! :D
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Thank you again, MGA! You ROCK!! :blowkiss:
Winner will be announced tomorrow night! Keep the jokes coming until then. :D
this looked so easy
watched the youtube video
this does not look right
Suspicious package
pseudonyms cocaine outbreak
Tornado bomb
Im going with the NSA key words lol
waiting for a torch
They keep saying "two more weeks..."
Its now been four years
yeah I drank a lot of wine tonight. I am getting a little lost myself.
making a dilly
using only a hothead
oops it broke inside
Glass joke.
What do you say to a Glass Guy in a suit?
Would the defendant please rise...
What is the difference between a rock star and a glass blower? Rock stars don't think they are glass blowers.
why do glassblowers hate payday?
because they hate getting a check!
checked pieces, get it? you guys get it
Pour 'em if you've got 'em
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this it way to hard for me I was hoping for multiple choice ?s lol
JUST A REMINDER ON THE HAIKUs..... THE HAIKU SYLLABLE COUNTER WE SUGGEST YOU USE TO PROOF CHECK THEM IS HERE.
glass joke.
What do you call a glassblower who looses his girlfriend?
Homeless
What is a ghosts favorite style of glass piece. .... a booooooobler ,that's all I got I'm drunk <3 tmp
Why did was the glassblower emabarassed at his live demo?
He sharded.
Eight hours later
The best piece I ever made
The oxygen dies
I'm RamblezMarblez,
Only Cronic..No Marlboros,
Poppen Mean Carb Holes
The flame burns so bright
The light travels to my hand
Glass is my power
idk if this will count with the picture but
what does the scientific glassblower have nightmares about?
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How many glass blowers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
18.
One to screw in the light bulb.
Four to tell them they to use a GTT light bulb
One to tell them to STFU herbert arnold makes way better light bulbs
Three to tell them it's not the brand of light bulb but the voltage on the line.
Three to start secret facebook groups about how to screw in light bulbs
Six to get offended that they're not invited to those groups and start their own groups....
Taught my kid to torch
A hot rod in my butt
She needs more guidance