changing user name

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Originally Posted by Frankze

Browsing the main forum page i scanned down and seen

Change User Name
by Whale Boner

I was certain that some one wanted to change their name from whale boner to something else... to my shock, surprise, and subsequent giggling Whale Boner was a requested name.

Reminds me of about 5th grade or so? idk but the class went down to the library to watch one of those massive laser discs, like a dvd but the size of a Vinyl LP record.
All i remember from the film was the narrator talking about the sexual habitat of some large whale.... and indeed it showed a whale boner cresting out of the water, red like the penile protrusion of a happy puppy.

Then i recall the narrator describing the size, comparing it to a crescent curved telephone pole. Years passed before that image left my mind nearly every time i looked at a passing tele pole. Now through some some form of laughable fate the image has entertained me once again !!!

RoFL thanks ... i think :party:

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Best first post ever!

And dude, you're more obsessed with whale boners than Whale Boner. Maybe you should talk to somebody about that.

Oh yeah, and welcome to the forum.

mods - please change me to "Searing Sands" (without the quotes)
Thnks - SS

^^^^


what kool said...



i guess i'm happy i could revive your long lost love for whale penises

lol

lol... sick fuckers. reviving memories of whale boners? Shit... Ya'll should've just stuck with the discovery channel's african animal porn video. Could have just had that elephant's tree trunk hanging to the ground. But no - you poor bastards are just going to have to deal with the thought of a penis the size of a Yugo for the rest of your lives.

I feel for ya. I'll stick to the spider monkey porn - makes me feel better about myself.

And can I change my name to The Cheese?

Could I get my name changed to LoneWolfandSon?

Thanks

Bam!

The Cheese got it right ! I wasn't divulging that personal story so you all could get to know me .... nay ! it was to pollute your minds muahahahah

Happy thoughts and travels !

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Originally Posted by searingsand

mods - please change me to "Searing Sands" (without the quotes)
Thnks - SS

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Name change plz.

Only the administrators can change your name for you, and there are only 3 of them. Patience.

no shit .....


i had to suck 3 dicks to get mine changed

dancingwithbears > LoneWolfandSon
searingsand > Searing Sands

Thanks, mer. Most righteous.
WB, you r 1 sick puppy. or mammal fish thing.

thanks mer!!

Could i please change my name to

Sweater Kingpin


that would be hot

sho thang cos.

Hey can i please get my name changed to Icon Glass Studio. Thanks!

sorry, just saw this somehow :puzzled:
Mike C > Icon Glass Studio
Campy00 > Campy

can I please change my user name to quincy

thanks!

can i please have my user name changed to Stickly Glass

could you kindly change my name from xroadsglass to Borobot

Mer could you hook me up and change my name to

6mmHustlin

please and thank you

please change my name to Royal please, thank you

please change my handle to riley from eridu. thank you

sorry about the wait guys, i was away.

scikotic > quincy
stillskillspipes > Stickly Glass
xroadsglass > Borobot
sweater kingpin > 6mmHustlin
soreal > Royal
eridu, you already have riley. were you wanting to merge them?

thanks mer...

Make my handle "Sideshow" - please and thx

searing sands > Sideshow

That was fast.... Thanks a milli, mer. :)

Should have put a _____ after the Sideshow. Could fill it in whenever the simpsons cycle through their sideshow bob's and mel's.

Hey - is there a curtain over your side show? Made of roast beef maybe?

If there was i'd eat it. :)

But that would make you a pussy, wouldn't it? You'd be eating your own pussy. That's gotta top Ron Jeremy's accomplishment, why ain't you on the Sureal Life yet?

he he he... hope you had a good holiday everyone. I'll quit being a nasty hog now.

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Originally Posted by The Cheese

But that would make you a pussy, wouldn't it? You'd be eating your own pussy. That's gotta top Ron Jeremy's accomplishment, why ain't you on the Sureal Life yet?

he he he... hope you had a good holiday everyone. I'll quit being a nasty hog now.

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If there was a curtain in my sideshow it would not be my own...
but Yes eating it would make me a pussy... you don't have to be a dick about it(read into that one further :) )

just kidding, but if a human could in fact eat it's own vagina that would be a sideshow. :D
*edit* P.S. send pics

http://www.momlogic.com/images/bizarre-ad.jpg

This is step 1 - couldn't find step two where she'll use those arms as leverage to get her head to reach like this guy's can. She's just not that talented apparently. Maybe next week...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LCVZWFAEod...ead+up+ass.jpg

@ first pic:oh:

love at first sight?
*edit... +rep delivered on the pics

Will you change me to SNYD

Please and thank you.

voteforhempusa > SNYD

Thanks Mer

someone please change my name to kage

lower case prefered
thanks a lot

Feel The Burn > kage

Hey can someone change mine to Lub please? All my friends think its more fitting (My name being caleb) Thank you