On the internet, you don't need pants for fucking anything. Matter of fact, I'm not wearing any right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by chachie
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On the internet, you don't need pants for fucking anything. Matter of fact, I'm not wearing any right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by chachie
Simian don't miss my post about trading me pendant for marble if you win glass jokes. ;)
how many lampworkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
101
1 to screw it in and 100 to claim they did it first
*takes off pants*Quote:
Originally Posted by Icarus
There's no rules!!!
Boss: Put your damn pants back on!
There's one rule!!!!
How many glassblowers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No idea its still in the kiln
best one ive heard yet
Name your poison queen
Disguised within the fresh fruit
Bringing health not harm.
Got it. That would be an unfair trade but I am down!
:rollin
Love a good sandwich
But I didn't get the joke
Extra cheese on mine!
I melt glass naked
My joint is always warm
Bowls are fumed in gold.
I think it's fair. I love your pendants! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Simian
How many glass blowers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Quote:
Originally Posted by yinzer
Just 1, they hold the bulb and the world turns around them.
best one yetQuote:
Originally Posted by yinzer
:rollin good one, Klaw!
How can you tell when a glassblower is mad?
Because they are fuming!
wow I'm surprised I won the section hunt. Huge thanks to all the people/companies who donated prizes and the forum staff and all the members. And extra thanks to Hazy Daze Glass since I won your piece! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by PyroChixRock
Next ten posters get birthday rep... starting now.
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