Glass Haiku! Glass Jokes! Hey Slackers, make me a sammich!

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I hope you were able to make it to the party! There are still a couple games going on for the ones who couldn't make it. Here's the party thread!



Glass Haiku - we had so many great entries we can't pick just one winner! We're adding another prize and some time for the second place winner to be chosen. :)

First place haiku winner!

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Originally Posted by dislexei

the tiny punty
how much longer must endure
sacrifice I must

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Woot! You were the first place vote from everyone voting! Congrats and thanks for enlightening us. :D PM me addy!




Glass haiku will now end saturday night! There will be another winner chosen who will receive this gorgeous dish and dabber set made and donated by Refresh/Themoch !

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Glass jokes! We did not laugh hard enough! :wes: This game is now extended until saturday night also! Both winners (or all winners if we laugh really, really hard :devilish:) will be picked Saturday night. :)

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Hey slackers, make me a sammich! You have a week to enter this contest! You can only enter once so take your time and make it count! (if you already posted an entry and want it edited after the timer runs out, just hit me up! ;) ) Entries need to be in before midnight pst Friday the 4th to be eligible! We will vote and announce a winner on Saturday the 5th.

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Entries can be posted in this thread or the birthday thread! Good luck everyone! :D

Sorry my spacing is being weird. In case it's not clear, the Refresh dish and dabber is the prize for glass haiku, the Simian pendants are the prizes for glass jokes (two winners!) and the studio time at Cornerstone is the prize for Hey slackers, make me a sammich.


Glass jokes and glass haiku ends tonight! Slackers ends next Saturday.

No more entries??

I'm not good at Haiku's, but I'm all over that sammich challenge


Gather starts to droop
skin is starting to sizzle
I love glassblowing

Cool! We could use more glass jokes entries too. One of your other jokes has a couple votes ;)

If its slow causes its Sunday we can give it more time? It's hard to guess how to go about these things lol

Q: What do you call someone who uses glass sex toys?
A: A glassturbator.

Q: Why did the flameworker stop drinking?
A: Everything was always spinning.

Q: What happens when you stick Boro in a gloryhole?
A: The gloryhole kicks the softglass out of the shop. :wink2:


This isn't easy lol.

Where did you learn that?
Learned all that from the pot, man!
read some shit sometime!

A vortex marble
Is it propelling me out?
or sucking me in?

Now we're talking! :D

It glows so brightly
Glow dims, colors come alive
Cannot touch it yet

What happen to the glassblower who was to drunk to work?


-nothing his badass and still torched

:chilling:

we're torching glass rods
implosion impunity
Sandwiches ease pain

Q:Why do older women make better flameworkers?

A: They're used to the hot flashes.

Q: Why did the glassblower get insurace on his kiln?

A: Because he was crashing it twice a day.

Infinity switch
Corkscrew heating element
Crash kiln cross fingers

Cool! Giving the games a lil more time for Sunday slowness.

i probably stole this from someone on here but ...

How do you make a small fortune blowing glass?
Start with a big one.

If your working on a pipe

And you feel something slide

Diarrhea chachacha
Diarrhea chachacha

Do you double blow your pipes?

-yes all the time

What's the process?

- I have my girl waiting under the bench and I tell her when I'm ready

"I met Dale Chihuly today, #1 glassblower in the world, Hes got an eye patch, how good can you be if you can't blow a decent glass eye" -Kirk Fox

Now we're starting to laugh. Nice :D

Removed!!!! Bad Link...

I used this one site: http://www.howmanysyllables.com/

I dont know which website is right, but this one says "the" and "my" are one syllable each. '
I'm also not an english major, but I think that all words have syllables:

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syl·la·ble
ˈsiləbəl/Submit
noun
1.
a unit of pronunciation having one vowel sound, with or without surrounding consonants, forming the whole or a part of a word; e.g., there are two syllables in water and three in inferno .

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That should mean that words like "I" or "Me" have one syllable, but i'm not sure about words like "nth"
Like I said, I'm REALLY not an english major :crazy:

The only winner so far used those words for his syllable count though, so I'm not sure if they're being huge sticklers.

Winner:

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the tiny punty
how much longer must endure
sacrifice I must

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Great...Figures...Yeah I Saw That About The Winner Too But Didn't Want To Mention It(Not Even Thinking other sites might be different)...It Would Just Be Easier For Everyone to Just Use A Calc That Leaves "The" & "Me" In Them If They Do...Especially For The Admin Who Might Get A Ton Of Change Requests. Who Knows If My Link Was Good(Seems To Basic Anyways)...Well I Just Changed & Sent My All My New Ones In Revised Off That WordCalc Site...So Either Way Im Out... I Officially Hate Haikus And Am Done...Good Luck Everyone...Peace

haha

You're just keeping everyone on their game. LOVE it.

Another save by the Bat Stache!!!

Here's A Counter That Counts Them(I Think...Hopefully) But Either Way Its A "Haiku Counter" On A "Syllable Counter" Site...Im Not Saying To Use It(Just Saying Is What Its Is) :) ...Hope It Helps Someone....http://www.poetrysoup.com/haiku_syllable_counter/

Why do most people think glassblowers are perverts?
We always have a rod.

How do you tell is a glass blower's bald dog is happy?

They wig wag.

stacking dots briskly
spinning rod furiously
now wait patiently

I never liked haikus
never got the point of them
mudflaps.

why do football fans always pick on glassblowers?
They keep saying punty.

How do you give a glassblower a hard on?
Nobody knows, they never walk away from their work long enough.

What does a hot shop and Funksizzle's favorite gay bar have in common?
The glory hole.

Why can't penguins blow glass?
Cuz they dont have opposable thumbs you fucking idiot! Fuck you're stupid!

What's black and white and red all over?
That latticino I jammed in my finger.

Why did the glassblower cross the road.
To get the fuck away from Alpine Valley security!

What do you get when Misha hires you to work in her shop?
A blowjob!

:yay2

Game extensions! All 3 of these games are now ending Saturday night. :D

:D

Sh!t shower and shave
That's the way I start my day
Burn fingers at night

tits, ass, glass and beer
yo fools, work hard, play harder
no money for food

http://2broadsabroad.files.wordpress...0/img_2157.jpg
pork roll egg and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.

So good WEEN made a song about it!
http://youtu.be/dQdmKVkWbGU

http://youtu.be/dQdmKVkWbGU

Also not my picture but I'll make one later after going to the store. I'd say whats up to Jaime Burress and visit the Glass school to see whats happening. I'd definitely make a trip to visit Sheepdawg and Clinton while I'm around also. Then spend a day or two on the coast kickin it.

I'll make everyone that lets me stay on a couch Pork roll eggs n cheeses for breakfast.

Don't forget the kaiser bun.

:kitchen: Post up a lobster roll?