Glass Haiku! Glass Jokes! Hey Slackers, make me a sammich!

**willy47** · 09-30-2013, 08:03 AM

Do you double blow your pipes?

-yes all the time

What's the process?

- I have my girl waiting under the bench and I tell her when I'm ready

**JimmyB** · 09-30-2013, 08:32 AM

"I met Dale Chihuly today, #1 glassblower in the world, Hes got an eye patch, how good can you be if you can't blow a decent glass eye" -Kirk Fox

**PyroChixRock** · 09-30-2013, 09:34 AM

Now we're starting to laugh. Nice

**KLAW** · 09-30-2013, 02:04 PM

Removed!!!! Bad Link...

**MrNiceGuy** · 09-30-2013, 04:05 PM

I used this one site: http://www.howmanysyllables.com/

I dont know which website is right, but this one says "the" and "my" are one syllable each. '
I'm also not an english major, but I think that all words have syllables:

syl·la·ble
ˈsiləbəl/Submit
noun
1.
a unit of pronunciation having one vowel sound, with or without surrounding consonants, forming the whole or a part of a word; e.g., there are two syllables in water and three in inferno .

That should mean that words like "I" or "Me" have one syllable, but i'm not sure about words like "nth"
Like I said, I'm REALLY not an english major

The only winner so far used those words for his syllable count though, so I'm not sure if they're being huge sticklers.

Winner:

the tiny punty
how much longer must endure
sacrifice I must

**KLAW** · 09-30-2013, 04:18 PM

Great...Figures...Yeah I Saw That About The Winner Too But Didn't Want To Mention It(Not Even Thinking other sites might be different)...It Would Just Be Easier For Everyone to Just Use A Calc That Leaves "The" & "Me" In Them If They Do...Especially For The Admin Who Might Get A Ton Of Change Requests. Who Knows If My Link Was Good(Seems To Basic Anyways)...Well I Just Changed & Sent My All My New Ones In Revised Off That WordCalc Site...So Either Way Im Out... I Officially Hate Haikus And Am Done...Good Luck Everyone...Peace

**MrNiceGuy** · 09-30-2013, 04:38 PM

haha

You're just keeping everyone on their game. LOVE it.

**KLAW** · 09-30-2013, 04:44 PM

Another save by the Bat Stache!!!

**KLAW** · 09-30-2013, 05:03 PM

Here's A Counter That Counts Them(I Think...Hopefully) But Either Way Its A "Haiku Counter" On A "Syllable Counter" Site...Im Not Saying To Use It(Just Saying Is What Its Is)

...Hope It Helps Someone....http://www.poetrysoup.com/haiku_syllable_counter/

**Simian** · 10-01-2013, 02:04 AM

Why do most people think glassblowers are perverts?
We always have a rod.

**Simian** · 10-01-2013, 02:07 AM

How do you tell is a glass blower's bald dog is happy?

They wig wag.

**MrNiceGuy** · 10-01-2013, 06:12 PM

stacking dots briskly
spinning rod furiously
now wait patiently

**ALIEN!** · 10-01-2013, 06:25 PM

I never liked haikus
never got the point of them
mudflaps.

why do football fans always pick on glassblowers?
They keep saying punty.

How do you give a glassblower a hard on?
Nobody knows, they never walk away from their work long enough.

What does a hot shop and Funksizzle's favorite gay bar have in common?
The glory hole.

Why can't penguins blow glass?
Cuz they dont have opposable thumbs you fucking idiot! Fuck you're stupid!

What's black and white and red all over?
That latticino I jammed in my finger.

Why did the glassblower cross the road.
To get the fuck away from Alpine Valley security!

What do you get when Misha hires you to work in her shop?
A blowjob!

**PyroChixRock** · 10-01-2013, 06:57 PM

Game extensions! All 3 of these games are now ending Saturday night.

**PyroChixRock** · 10-02-2013, 06:04 PM

**MrNiceGuy** · 10-02-2013, 06:27 PM

Sh!t shower and shave
That's the way I start my day
Burn fingers at night

**ALIEN!** · 10-03-2013, 02:02 PM

tits, ass, glass and beer
yo fools, work hard, play harder
no money for food

**dislexei** · 10-03-2013, 02:19 PM

pork roll egg and cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.

So good WEEN made a song about it!
http://youtu.be/dQdmKVkWbGU

Also not my picture but I'll make one later after going to the store. I'd say whats up to Jaime Burress and visit the Glass school to see whats happening. I'd definitely make a trip to visit Sheepdawg and Clinton while I'm around also. Then spend a day or two on the coast kickin it.

I'll make everyone that lets me stay on a couch Pork roll eggs n cheeses for breakfast.