YoU might be addicted to glass if....

[somberbear]

This was one of the funnier things i remeber from the old board. i havnt seen creep back on here.

You might be a glass addict if:

You have a million lighters and dont smoke.

you can tell soft glass from hard by smell alone.

you annoy all your friends by talking glass.

you look at porn spam becouse it has a glass dillie in it.

you wrap and wrake your tooth paste.

you think toping at the ice cream bar remind you of frit.

You give home made glass presents. becouse your to cheap to buy something.

You spin your fork while you eat.

if you can hear broken glass all day but cant stand the tink of cracking glass.

your replie when some one breaks something is "its just glass"

you take your torch to the beach just to melt sand.

if rotisery chicken reminds you of mandrel beads.

If you have a story " i was at the glory hole" and not giggle

if you get the cobalt blues. (thanks jackofstraws, record that shit)

If you sterio is good enough to drowned out a jet engine, cause you run a pre mix

if you ever thought about warming your borito in your kiln.

im sure theres alot more

peace
rob

[Pakoh]

if you have a magic stick...

[themoch]

these are great/funny because they're true.

I'm guilty of like 8 of those. I've always wanted to melt sand, has anybody done that? is it fun?

[somberbear]

come one people theres alot more of these lets get this rolling

[Anakin's Glass Eye]

You have special tweezers for extracting glass from feet.

B.

[blazeoffire]

You light your saftey break stuff with a hot rod.

[Anakin's Glass Eye]

You have to choose between food or ordering glass.

B.

[LTD]

You choose between rent and supplies.
You drive a car paid for with a couple of bubblers.
You pay rent with glass art.

[Kool]

Your torch is worth more than your car...or anything else you own, for that matter.
Your idea of a diversified investment portfolio is a fat stash of rod, tube, and color.

[edeezevon]

you spend so much time inside blowin glass your hands are hairless yet tan while the rest of you resembles some sort of pasty vampire movie reject!

your bench is dribbled over in spots of blood cause youd rather finish the piece without losing your heat than actually giving yourself the medical attention you should have.

[jiminyrootkit]

You have to choose between food or ordering glass.

...and choose glass.

[Dog Squeez]

Your Playboy and The Flow arrive on the same day and you read The Flow first.

[JDeMoss]

You keep tabs on gold and silver prices.....then invest $14 worth.
You clean off your glass more than you clean off your ass.
Your a tough 20 or 30 something year old man and you collect marbles!

[JDeMoss]

Do you ever blow glass heavily when you are disappointed, under pressure or have had a quarrel with someone?

Can you handle more glass now than when you first started to blow?

Have you ever been unable to remember part of the previous evening of glass blowing, even though your friends said that you did not pass out?

When blowing with other people, do you try to have a few extra minutes at the torch when others won't know about it?

Do you sometimes feel uncomfortable if glass is not available?

Do you sometimes feel a little guilty about your glass blowing?

Are you in more of a hurry to get behind the torch at the beginning of the day than you used to be?

Has a family member or close friend ever expressed concern or complained about your glass work?

Have you been having more memory 'blackouts' recently?

Do you often want to continue blowing after your friends say they've had enough?

Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you blow glass heavily?

When you're off the torchr, do you sometimes regret things you did or said while blowing?

Have you tried switching brands of glass to control your glass blowing?

Have you sometimes failed to keep promises you.made to yourself about controlling or cutting down on your blowing?

Do you try to avoid family or close friends while you are blowing?

Are you having more financial, work, school and/or family problems as a result of your blowing?

Has your physician ever advised you to cut down on your glass blowing?

Do you eat very little or irregularly during the periods when you are blowing?

Do you sometimes have the "shakes" in the morning and find that it helps to have a a few minutes behind the torch?

Have you recently noticed that you can't blow as much as you used to?

Do you sometimes stay in your shop for several days at a time?

After periods of blowing do you sometimes see or hear things that aren't there?

Have you ever gone to anyone for, help about your glass work?

Do you ever feel depressed or anxious before, during or after heavy glass blowing?

[eternalfrost]

-Does blowing interfere with your sleeping or eating?
-Does the thought of running out of glass terrify you?
-Have you ever substituted one brand for another, thinking that one particular brand was the problem?
-Do you avoid people or places that do not approve of you blowing?
-Do you put the purchase of glass ahead of your financial responsibilities?
-Have you ever tried to stop or control your using?
-Does blowing interfere with your sleeping or eating?
-Do you feel it is impossible for you to live without glass?
-Do you continue to use despite negative consequences?
-Do you think a lot about glass?
-Do you sometimes "sneak" sessions, hiding the extent of your use from lovers, friends and co-workers?
- Do you spend more money than you can afford to spend on glass?
-Do you melt to build your self-confidence?
-Do you ever have unsafe sex while you are blowing glass?
-Do you ever question your own sanity?
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lol all taken from actual drug help sites with 'drug' replaced with 'glass'. so yea, id say pretty much everyone here shows signs of addiction

i guess i should cut back on that unprotected sex while at the torch

[LTD]

-Do you ever have unsafe sex while you are blowing glass?
i guess i should cut back on that unprotected sex while at the torch

Can you have safe sex at the torch? I thought Clinton made it clear that oral is not sex, per se.

[Batou]

lmao!!! This is great! but all this sex talk is pointless WITHOUT PICTURES!

[Kronk]

-You find third degree burn should not interfere with a full workday.
-You find any bleedingthat can be stopped with electrical tape should not interupt work for more than 12 seconds.
-You ask the waitress if the wonky wineglasses are handmade.
-You feel the need to lecture people who sell teddy bears and unicorns with gold trim about how selling out to China is ruining the world.

LOL

[Infinity glass]

You have more money invested in supplies then you do in your bank account.

you've lost all of your friends and a couple girlfriends do to your glass career


you call a deep cut only a flesh wound

[eternalfrost]

(haha just had this happen to me)

you recognize the smell of vaporized flesh and hair