You’re fucked up, guy. What the hell is this piss-drinking thing? Is that just a random insult you like to hurl, or what?
Guys like you always cry that they’re being “threatened”. I am going to laugh my ass off when you go out of business. That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.
Along the way, if there’s anything I can do to hurt your business, I’ll probably do it, honestly. I’ll steer everyone I can away from you, and I’ll talk shit about you to anyone who will listen. And if I can help a competitor of yours, I’ll do it, provided one ever appears… Man, there’s a market space there, just waiting to be filled by a non-asshole company… Hmm.
You’ve generated ill will, senselessly and singlehandedly. You're happy about that? You think that’s fucking funny? Then laugh it up, motherfucker. You’re a fucking asshole, and I’ll laugh when you go under. We’ll see who’s laughing in a few years, Mike. I’m going to cost you a lot of money, starting with the $500 you just lost, today. I just posted a “NO AURALENS” sign in my shop. You happy? You think that’s funny? Laugh it the fuck up, dude. You just made an enemy of another human being, for no good reason. You’re a bad person, Mike. You think that’s funny? You’re sick.
And if it makes you happy to believe that I don’t have a workplace or a torch, or students, then be happy. I have nothing to prove to you. Quite the reverse. You needed to prove to me that you’re worth doing business with, and you just failed. I’m too demanding as a customer? Great! You’re a shitty supplier. Later!
Thanks for demonstrating that you are, in fact, a complete fucking asshole. That was my main concern. That’s what I wanted to know. Now, excuse me while I spend my money elsewhere. Yeah, I know, you think I don’t actually have any money, and I was just here to annoy you. You don’t believe I really exist. You might want to get those delusions and paranoia checked out, buddy, because you are fucking crazy, and not in a good way.
Yo, reality calling- I’m a potential customer you just alienated for life, and irritated, to boot. Two days ago, I wanted to buy your goggles, but now I want to hurt your business, because you’re such a fucking prick. Great social skills there, Mike. Great business skills, too. Wow. Obviously you don’t need the money, because you inherited enough from your daddy that you don’t need to be a real businessman, nor a human being, and you can act like a piece of shit to anyone you choose. That’s clearly your attitude. Well, fuck you and everybody like you, Mike. The second a competitor appears, you’re done. Count yourself lucky you have a monopoly for the moment, mr. big-fish-asshole in the small-glass-glasses pond.
You are such a dick, dude. Even if I am "nobody in the glass world”, even if I did live in a car and drink my piss for whatever reason, you really ought to be nice to potential customers, or at least professional. Your rep online is really bad, personally and professionally, and potential customers have a right to ask if you’ve gotten your shit together… Which clearly, you haven’t. I guess you think you only need to be nice to big-name “somebodies”… Sad. And hey dumbass- I might be the biggest glass shop in NM next year. I might be starting up. Did that ever occur to you? Guess not.
Whatever; you’re an asshole and you’re never, ever, getting any of my money, even if your product is the absolute best. I’ll buy a pair of Aura’s used, if Philips don’t make me happy, but I will never, ever give you a dime, because you’re a fucking asshole. We done yet? Now please shut the fuck up, and quit emailing me.
Happy online stalking, fucktard. I don’t live online. I think you might have me confused with somebody else, but I truly do not care what you “think” about me, or anything else. You probably ought to shut up and just make glasses, if you can do that well, and refrain from dealing with people. You suck at it. But thanks for the critique of my social skills. Coming from you, it means… Nothing, actually.
Bye.
PS- since I’m so “boring", please quit rapid-fire emailing me. Find somebody else to obsess on. Seriously, you’re disturbed. Your reactions are not normal. Personality disorder, I think.
PPS- I’m not an “internet” anything, Mike. I’m a real human being, who lives in the real world. You have just insulted and offended me, and there will be multiple consequences for your actions. This isn’t a fucking game, bro. I don’t know who the fuck you think you are, but you’re wrong. Very wrong. Needless to say, you better hope you never meet me in real life. We’re a long way apart right now, but if you ever tried to disrespect me like that in person, well, I guess I’d probably bounce your skull off the pavement a few times, most likely. But I doubt you’d talk your shit in person. You’re a coward and a bully; same thing. I know your type. Now fuck off.
PPPS- I bet you’re so fucking stupid and belligerent that you don’t understand that I’m helping you right now. You’re welcome. Bye.
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