Happy 17th birthday to TMP! Win a marble!

[PyroChixRock]

Happy 17th birthday to our lovely community. It's been an amazing ride with you guys so far!

Thank you to each and every one of you who contribute and make this place what it is.




To celebrate let's play a glass game! Tell us a joke about glass, glass blowers or glassblowing! You may enter this game as many times as you'd like, but please only one entry per post!

Winner will receive this lucky shadow marble, made and donated by me. (US shipping included) Game ends June 9th around 10pm pst. (I might change that based on whatever I'm doing here. Cause my life is unschedulable )





Happy birthday, TMP!

[Jimi The Don]

how much did the young colorado glassblower pay for a light bulb?
nothing, his parents pay for everything.



so a glassblower walks into a job interview,
just kidding.



whats the difference between donald trump and a glassbower?
trump has a job, and some fucking money..

[PyroChixRock]

Bump

[Jimi The Don]

Have you heard about the Glassblower who paid their rent on time?
Yeah, me neither.


So a Glassblower's gurl gets pregnant,
she says: "I'm so happy! In 9 months, we're gonna have a baby!!"
He replies: "leaving it in for 9 months is complete bullshit, let's crash the womb after a month and take it out early"
Subsequently, the child suffered from stress.

[hglasswell]

Happy birthday TMP!!

[hglasswell]

Why was the glassblower having a bad day.... because they were tinking to hard... haha this is a terrible joke

[Royer]

What do Eusheen and pro power-lifter Andrey Malanichev have in common? Heavy squats

[JayBoogie]

A glassblower walks into a bar.. the bar tender says "leave you haven't paid your tab in months."

[IsthmusColor]

Puff Pop Push Puff Pop Push sounds like that train is coming around again. I can hear it clanking and it's kinda stinking. Oh it must be that office worker again. What's his name? The Amazing, Industrious, Lamp-worker "COE33"

[PyroChixRock]

One more day to enter!

[Jimi The Don]

What's the difference between: a glassblowing torch, and respect from your family?
We all actually have glassblowing torches.


What did one Glassblower say to the other Glassblower:
"Can we put IPAs and rollies on your EBT card?"


What did the Glassblower do after 11 months when he realized that blowing glass didn't mean that all the gurls would wanna hum on his scrotum?
He sold all his gear in a bulk lot on the melting pot


What's the first thing a Glassblower does in the morning?
Cries.


What am I doing right now?
Regretting not masturbating - while crying - this morning.

[glassdocnc]

You know the difference between a glass artist and a bond, right? Eventually a bond matures and makes money.

HBD Melting Pot!

[Jimi The Don]

what did the glassblower do after his house was broken into?
he replaced the window that they broke on his 2001 honda accord and started parking in a better part of town.

[PyroChixRock]

Sorry I'm late on this guys. My dog died yesterday so I'm kinda ...ya know.

I'll get this moving along as soon as I can. In the meantime, tell us some more jokes! I could sure use a good laugh.

[harpentuan]

I'm sorry to hear about your dog.

[glassdocnc]

Damn Misha. That sucks. Hugs.

[KellyPowell]

Oh no! So sorry, Misha

[PyroChixRock]

Sorry guys! Hard to vote on funny jokes while so sad! Thanks for understanding.

Jimi wins with "What did the Glassblower do after 11 months when he realized that blowing glass didn't mean that all the gurls would wanna hum on his scrotum?
He sold all his gear in a bulk lot on the melting pot "


Happy birthday TMP!

[Jimi The Don]

Feck yaaaaarrrrrrr!!!

[T Lewis Glass]

Wait... this board is 17 years old??? OMG Happy Birthday!!!!! Not gonna lie the easyboard was a lot of fun too....
Good job Misha!!