Bubba & Cooter's Sure Fire Pickup Lines....

[byron3]

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

[SouthernFume]

haha that's a good laugh for the mornin

[garrick]

lemme get somma that pussy, i know ya got it on ya.

[Udai Hussien]

Fool proof pick-up line, works every time, has NEVER failed me yet!!! I just drive up next to a hot girl, then smile, and mutter "GET IN THE CAR BITCH, i GOT A GUN!!!!"

works every time

[Greymatter Glass]

2 that have worked for me recently:

Girl, you're flier than a Leer Jet! (adapted from a Collie Buddz song)

and

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as pretty as you, shit, I'd have like, a whole dollar. (my buddy Errol hooked me up with that one.)


...

Of course sitting in the corner of a bar licking my eyebrows works too....

-Doug