1.One time in 3rd grade, when they made all the kids empty their pockets before going into the bathroom so they couldnt write graffiti on the fresh paint, I took a paper towel and mashed it up in the sink and put an invisible tag on the side of the stall but it was cheap blue paint and it bled through. When they called an assembly and had 1st through 8th grade on lockdown in the auditorium for hours, I couldn't even look over at my friend cuz he knew it was me and they were watching us to see who was guilty.
2. I was only allowed to listen to classical music when I was little, but when it was bedtime I could hear the Puerto Riqueños jammin' sick beats on their boombox in the alley all night.
3. I think representational democracy and capitalism are mutually exclusive of each other.
4. Someday i would like to meet a girl that inspires me to make beautiful music before we break up.
5. I got my tattoos to cover the burn marks from a freshly pushed downstem wielded by my psycho teacher. The scars disappeared, but I still got my ink!
6. I miss hiking Bishop's Peak and Hazard Canyon and getting a mexican hot chocolate at Linnea's, and drum circles on the boardwalk at sunset, and playing chess at the black pearl.
7. I think Herman Melville and James Fenimore Cooper have the best run-on sentences, but Faulkner has a wider scope on the human condition.
8. Glassblowing is the only thing in my life that has chosen me.
9. My best friend and I ate 4 tabs each one time and then met another friend who said he would give us a ten-strip each if we took them right then...
10. If i could do anything different I would not have wasted so much time working bullshit jobs for ungrateful assholes. I would use that time to master my creativity and make them fit in with me instead. Wait, that's exactly what I'm doing right now!
11. I once found 5k in a campground bathroom and returned it to the dreddy that lost it. I have to admit that if I hadn't known it was his before I found it, I might not have given it back...
12. It's about lovin yer mum, it's about lovin yer dad, it's about lovin yer mum lovin yer dad...the bits and pieces, the melted crayons, the loving friends...