Quote Originally Posted by Jestr View Post
Mecha...
In the dawn of the Great Awakening, there was a Chimp named Rofl who came across a few simple tools, and perceiving their function, utilized them on a simple kit in order to follow his dreams. He became an instant legend, creating out of base aluminum parts a massive rocket of such beauty that all the simians present could do little but screech and beat the ground. Captain Rofl sought the stars! He was the first monkey to venture out into the Great Beyond and was quickly burnt up in the atmosphere. But he was an inspiration to other monkeys who did go to space. Thus was the beginning of the PIRATE MONKEYS IN SPAAAACE!!!!! Long way to go for a Robot Chicken reference.
Good story.

The big question is; do you have pamphlets?

If you are going to sucker idiots, er, um, I mean, get people to see the truth of your story, nothing says legit more than a pamphlet. Not full color either, you need to have that grass roots feel of shitty xerox on solid color paper. Hand out a few of those and watch the cash donations roll in. Cha-Ching!