Sick of people asking me why I make pipes instead of other things, like I should be ashamed of myself or something. My default response lately has been "cuz Fuck You, that's why". Their default reaction is big eyes, and often to kind of lean back in shock.

Seriously, the fuck kind of insult is it to ask that? Maybe I should ask them, well why don't you sell Amerikan made products instead of Chinese ones? Why don't you work for Nasa instead of McDonalds? Why don't you live in a nice house instead of that mold infested apartment you're in? Why don't you weigh 180 instead of 350? Why don't you have 3 drinks instead of 15 ya fuckin lush? Why don't you marry a stranger instead of your cousin? Fuckin asshats.

Anyone else feel me?