1) My Online persona is MUCH more vulgar than i am IRL.
2) Was a sideshow act for a while, and I'm hemophobic.
3) Full time Divorced Single Dad to a beautiful 4 yr old girl.
3.5) I married Satan
4) I can play any stringed instrument with a fair bit of skill.
5) I watch cartoons still (95% of TV I watch are adult cartoons (Vulgar cartoons such as superjail!, not tentacle monster adult cartoons.))
6) I have almost no game and superficial standards (Talking to hot girls is nerve-racking)
7) I've got the most old fashioned set of morals ever (Don't lie, cheat or steal)
8) I have an insatiable hunger for safety supplies, but get tipsy from ONE BEER
9) When i was thirteen i tattooed "mad"(insane) on my right ankle. Have hated it since and have NO other tatts or piercings.
10) I crunch numbers faster in my head than on paper\with calc.