Oh, Florida...yeah... Pipe ban on the table.

[Greymatter Glass]

http://consumerist.com/2013/03/27/la...al-in-florida/

[Emmett's Glass]

Bong!!!
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[H1JACK3R]

To the spirit of joy and well being.

[Milkman]

What's ridiculous is I just heard the other day that the "synthetic materials" were still available for sale I believe up until last month but they want to do away with all smoking devices with a small exception being made for wooden pipes.

[ROGUE]

I was told today that this has 100 percent backing by the state and everybody involved.

I don't believe it for a second, this is word for word the same bill that is put through the house every year. If it does get passed it will be repealed just as fast because of the instant unemployment and revenue loss. How are they going to vote for legalizing weed and then ban pipes the next month? lol The government are a bunch of idiot in suits.

[misled youth]

not gonna happen.

[truedef]

this has been talked about on the internet for several years now, I really don't think this is going anywhere.

Next thing you know the guys in florida that blow glass are going to open an "Art" gallery lol, and will sell it as functional art rather then marketing it as pipes/bongs.

[funksizzle]

No, see all you do is put ads in the paper. You say that you make undergarment pipes. You meet ladies in the parking lot, and unzip you pants to show em the pipes. It's like trenchcoating them, except now they are technically

"undergarments". Just tape it to a old quick fix belt or something.


You only do it at chicken joints though.

[Greymatter Glass]

Unintelligible garbage.

just. stop. posting.

[funksizzle]

You first. My daddy's a lawyer, and he'll sue your daddy.


Or, just open up a bait and tackle store.

Throw a hook on em with some fishing line. Keep a goldfish, and a bucket of minnows in aquarium with bongs and shit in it.

Charge $300,00 for the minnows, and the goldfish ain't for sale.

Bamn, easy, they're fishing tackle now, if there were no holes they'd float.

Sell the inscense as experiental fish food supplements for goldfish (if there's no fda on dat shit)and don't sell anything else except bible papers for a buck (which are not for tobbacco rolling).

Fuck it, It insense for goldfish. Just hook up some latex tube from a waterpipe in case with like 10 feet of cord going to the tank.

[funksizzle]

then just for fun, challenege shoppers to actually blow the insense into the aquarium and shit. Give like 10% discount to people who can actually do it or something. Get some crazy publicity going, and stick to the script. Tackle, motherfucker. No talking bout nothing but fishing in the store. Come up with crazy ass reasons, and answers. Just pull out a book on local fish, and say for the sherlock......

O yah, thats a new tackle called a shontlock. It was made by a local fishing tackle artist, whom was trying to reel in a "rainbow trout" and decided other people might wanna find the mystical rainbow trout highway of fishys so he came to me and I thought it was the newest tackle innovation to hit the streams.

[funksizzle]

Then, put up some youtube videos and play em in the store.

Just go around to the beaches getting crazy wild, rent a partboat with some very curvy strippers and or beachhooches that want their jugs on youtube draggin bongsfrom some crazy fishingpole, and like 100 fishing lines, just dragging it across the top of the water, getting publicity, and putting the vid on youtube and shit. sales ell jump true da roof and you'll be making good money and a fool of the gov for a while. Meanwhile, geeting some cool lawyer who's got ya back.

People ell driving down from GA

[funksizzle]

You'll be making all the money in the state. All you gotta do is call the cops on people who fuck around on what they're saying. The local cops will probably be cool, realing in fines on the dumbfucks, and everyone else will be cool because they're just dumbass high school kids anyways.

[p.j.]

funk, you should work not post....

i doubt you've even torched ever.

your info is useless.

your posts are like the cheeziest version of a rick roll ever.

[truedef]

I really like funks long posts, its different, most people only put a few words or just one sentence.

I love this forum btw, its the warmest and most welcoming one i've been to.

[Action Glass]

Funks posts are entertaining to me. I only get on here to BS and for classifieds. I don't like to learn here but sometimes I do. I prefer hanging with artists and learning a thing or two. Anyway I have the perfect piece for Florida I am designing. A protest. I hate Florida and never wish to go there again but love glass and think it should consume the world. Last time I was in Florida I had rubber bullets shot in my side. Hurt for months.

[hnk]

wont stop me i love living in florida plus wev got some of the nicest head shops in the country and killer green

[TlkQ]

this has been talked about on the internet for several years now, I really don't think this is going anywhere.

Next thing you know the guys in florida that blow glass are going to open an "Art" gallery lol, and will sell it as functional art rather then marketing it as pipes/bongs.

This particular ban is actually the result of the guy who is trying to pass it recently getting into an altercation with a head shop near Tampa.

[Chubbles]

Tlkq that was 6 years ago, about 3 miles from my house. Florida is a beautiful place. I think there are 300 shops in Florida, even more glassblowers. Just gotta believe things will work out.

[TlkQ]

Gotcha. I am down here selling glass now and have heard all kinds of craziness from shop owners in the last week.