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09-28-2013, 06:38 PM #161
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On the internet, you don't need pants for fucking anything. Matter of fact, I'm not wearing any right now.
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09-28-2013, 06:39 PM #162
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09-28-2013, 06:40 PM #163
make 'em say NA
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how many lampworkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
101
1 to screw it in and 100 to claim they did it first
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09-28-2013, 06:41 PM #164
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*takes off pants* Originally Posted by Icarus
There's no rules!!!
Boss: Put your damn pants back on!
There's one rule!!!!
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09-28-2013, 06:41 PM #165
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How many glassblowers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No idea its still in the kilnEagles may fly but lampworkers don't get sucked into jet engines.
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09-28-2013, 06:41 PM #166
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best one ive heard yet
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid"
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09-28-2013, 06:41 PM #167
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Name your poison queen
Disguised within the fresh fruit
Bringing health not harm.
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09-28-2013, 06:41 PM #168
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Got it. That would be an unfair trade but I am down!
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09-28-2013, 06:41 PM #169
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09-28-2013, 06:42 PM #170
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Love a good sandwich
But I didn't get the joke
Extra cheese on mine!If you can imagine something, it exists. Just think of what you can't imagine, because all that exists too.
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09-28-2013, 06:42 PM #171
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I melt glass naked
My joint is always warm
Bowls are fumed in gold.Freedom is not free, support the troops. They do not make the rules, they enforce the rules, no matter how unpopular the rules are.
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09-28-2013, 06:42 PM #172
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I think it's fair. I love your pendants! Originally Posted by Simian
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09-28-2013, 06:42 PM #173
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How many glass blowers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Originally Posted by yinzer
Just 1, they hold the bulb and the world turns around them.Doug Harroun
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09-28-2013, 06:42 PM #174
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best one yet Originally Posted by yinzer
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid"
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09-28-2013, 06:43 PM #175
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09-28-2013, 06:44 PM #176
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How can you tell when a glassblower is mad?
Because they are fuming!If you can imagine something, it exists. Just think of what you can't imagine, because all that exists too.
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09-28-2013, 06:44 PM #177
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good one, Klaw!
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09-28-2013, 06:44 PM #178
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wow I'm surprised I won the section hunt. Huge thanks to all the people/companies who donated prizes and the forum staff and all the members. And extra thanks to Hazy Daze Glass since I won your piece! Originally Posted by PyroChixRock
WINNER!!!! PM me addy. Congrats!
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09-28-2013, 06:44 PM #179
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Next ten posters get birthday rep... starting now.
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09-28-2013, 06:45 PM #180
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