Dwaine
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Dwaine's arch-nemesis is Mike from Aura Lens. Some people think they're the same person, but photographic evidence proves this to be false. [New evidence shows he has quite a feud with glass fuser Brock Craig of Canada] | Dwaine's arch-nemesis is Mike from Aura Lens. Some people think they're the same person, but photographic evidence proves this to be false. [New evidence shows he has quite a feud with glass fuser Brock Craig of Canada] | ||
| − | Little known factoid about Dwaine, he will | + | Little known factoid about Dwaine, he will make slow painful love to your mother. He has no shame, and you should never, EVER, leave your mother unattended around him. |
Revision as of 03:12, 14 January 2007
aka:
- Dawine Scum
- Tattoed Scumbag
- Linda Richards
- RICK TULitch
A legend in his own right, Dwaine is the obligatory forum troll / big brother. If you piss him off he will have his way with you, if you're on his good side he'll cook you breakfast the next morning. Dwaine seems to like guns, pills, booze, women, flowers, pain, vulgarity, kittens, scented lotions, etc.
Dwaine's arch-nemesis is Mike from Aura Lens. Some people think they're the same person, but photographic evidence proves this to be false. [New evidence shows he has quite a feud with glass fuser Brock Craig of Canada]
Little known factoid about Dwaine, he will make slow painful love to your mother. He has no shame, and you should never, EVER, leave your mother unattended around him.
