Dwaine

a.k.a.

Dawine Scum Tattoed Scumbag Linda Richards

A legend in his own right, Dwaine is the obligatory forum troll / big brother. If you piss him off he will have his way with you, if you're on his good side he'll cook you breakfast the next morning. Dwaine seems to like guns, pills, booze, women, flowers, pain, vulgarity, kittens, scented lotions, etc.

Dwaine's arch-nemesis is Mike from Aura Lens. Some people think they're the same person, but photographic evidence prooves this to be false.