There are alot of ways to get listed on google. One way and a good way at that is to make a million or so sub dirs (easy not as complacated as it sounds).
that have dummy content. the google bot will index each one of the dirs and after a few months you will see your rank improve. I will put up a detailed how to if enuff ppl want it.

I am willing to trade my services for glass/tools. I can also build Gallerys, Ecom, mail systems, live vid feeds...

I have been a Software Developer for over 18 years and have built many high profile websites.
I can also show you how to post your product to your ecom site and auto post the listing to ebay with one click. so if you want to trade im all ears...
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