Gtt torch for sale

[sevendeuce]

^^ hahahaha

[Jimi The Don]

Ahem. I'm offering two pictures of my sisters cooter, A cabbage patch kid "preemie" (look it up,they actually made these) and a single serving of roasted fingerling potatoes. All as a down payment! Upon delivery of the aforementioned "lynx", I will accompany you to a town/city of your choosing where you may identify a woman of your choice over the age of 77 whom I will hand a Polaroid of my junk then punch squarely in the face. After said act of aggression, I will hand you 91 dollars worth of 2 dollar bills which you may count at your leisure while I toss your salad like I'm trying to get the last morsel out of a jello-shot.

[71t0ny]

Love everything about this thread
(Aside from the op)

Best forum
ever

[Ness]

Wow.... Jimmi..... way to raise the bar brotha!

[oG Glocc Coma]

Jimmi, the one upper!

[Jimi The Don]

What, these aren't price is right rules?

After seeing those pictures I fucking have to own this lynx!

[Facemelter]

That second photo is clearly a bobcat. The lynx is a triple mix. Beware guys, those pics might be fake.

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[oG Glocc Coma]

Triple mix knob is tucked directly in butt hole

[Facemelter]

Damn, I want it even more now. But I don't think I can afford to top Jimmi's bid.

[LooseSeal Baller]

one dollar Bob. i think you've all over bid.

[itssteve]

Hey jimmi if this deal were to fall through (which I doubt will happen) I'll let my lynx go for a couple cooter pics of your sis. Pm me

[LooseSeal Baller]

Hey jimmi if this deal were to fall through (which I doubt will happen) I'll let my lynx go for a couple cooter pics of your sis. Pm me

dam. thats signature material there

[Ronin]

thank you all for making me laugh on an otherwise pissy day.

[Hung Low]

funniest thing ive seen in the activity stream

oG Glocc Coma replied to a thread Gtt torch for sale in Member's Glassifieds

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And top bid of a salad tossing. I would only offer going to his moms house and starting a small fire in her panties..... and a donkey punch.

[Jimi The Don]

Steve, if it does fall through and you don't require a tongue punching to the ole ass pipe to get the deal done, then I'll throw in a pair of her panties! Stain of your choosing.

[Uscalus Storm]

Awesome...But I really wanted to hear about the torch haha!

[Jimi The Don]

^^is that an AIM link? does AOL still exist?!

[kitkanz]

this is amazing

[blueburnsorange]

After said act of aggression, I will hand you 91 dollars worth of 2 dollar bills which you may count at your leisure while I toss your salad like I'm trying to get the last morsel out of a jello-shot.

...ok, ok, I laughed so hard that I had to attempt to explain why to my wife, didn't transfer over to the spoken-word so well

[Jimi The Don]

Has she never tried a jello-shot?