TMP's Live Birthday Party 2015!

[PyroChixRock]

One of my favorite games - Glass Jokes!!

Tell us a joke about glass, glass blowers or glassblowing! You may enter this game as many times as you'd like, but please only one entry per post! This game will also run for an extended amount of time. You have until 12/31/15 to enter.

This game is so hard to pick only one winner for, so there will be 3 winners! Each will receive a $50 gift certificate towards cases of us33 glass at http://www.eu-glass.com! Thanks, EU Glass!

EU Glass Inc. is an importer and wholesaler of high quality 33 expansion borosilicate glass products ranging from Schott BORO ARTISTIC®, SCHOTT DURAN®, SCHOTT CONTURAX®, Lenz Laborglass, Glassco Labs, Glass Alchemy, Trautman Art Glass, Dichroic Alchemy, The Ti Pen, West County Millefiori, Marble Molds by Mike Close and Griffin Glass tools.

Our borosilicate tubing and rod, as well as, the industry's leading glass on glass ground joint fittings are all using glass made in Germany by the globally renowned company, Schott.

The glass ground joints we carry are manufactured exclusively for us by Lenz Laborglas using Schott DURAN®. Our bushing adaptors are produced by the absolute best glass manufacturer in India, Glassco Labs.

We are constantly bringing exciting materials to the Artistic Glassblowing Communities and Scientific Lampworking Markets to insure the best products are available for everyone.

EU Glass Inc. offers a reliable source for supply & production needs small to large in North America & beyond.

Thank you again, EU Glass! You ROCK!!

Winner will be announced by 1/2/15 so keep the jokes coming.

[JayBoogie]

I can't really be active because I'm at a Christmas party with my friends but have fun guys!

[BORO]

If I look it up, and find I cheated Dan, I will make it up , and then some via USPS.

Not going to dig till the a.m.

[mattholimeau]

Happy birthday TMP! Just got back from star wars, and here to party now!

[Dan Kooper]

Q-tip tech

[FifDeez]

How do you hide money from a glassblower? Put it under the soap!

[Jimi The Don]

how do glass blowers spend there money?

what money?

[Dan Kooper]

If I look it up, and find I cheated Dan, I will make it up , and then some via USPS.

Not going to dig till the a.m.

I wouldn't have won anyway. It was a set. The chandlier, sconces, and a functional skull. Don't worry about it.

[5StarGlass]

Did you hear about the glass blower who accidentally inhaled? He ended up with a pane in his stomach!

[Icarus]

Happy birthday TMP! Just got back from star wars, and here to party now!

Whadya think? I go with A-, my wife is leaning towards C+.

[CheeseNip]

Gonna have to go with the oldest one in the book, mainly cause I can't think of anything. lol.

What is the difference between a glassblower and a large pizza?

Large pizza can feed a family of four.

[mattholimeau]

I thought it was freaking amazing. Everything I wanted and then some.

[hglasswell]

how do you starve a glassblower.... give them a full tank of liquid and propane

[Jimi The Don]

what does a glassblower have in common with a guy in a room with three hookers?

in both instances, something is probably getting triple blown.

[RamblezMarblez]

"....your one and a half inch glass pickle is ready!! It sparkles and glows really bright!!" True Story...

[5StarGlass]

You know the difference between a glass artist and a mutual fund, right? Eventually a mutual fund matures and makes money.

[FifDeez]

It was lacking in the dark side in my eyes, needed more evil and better bad guy but overall star wars was good

[PyroChixRock]

what does a glassblower have in common with a guy in a room with three hookers?

in both instances, something is probably getting triple blown.

[DurbanPoison]

Going Monday, can't wait

[A.I.]

How do you make 1 million dollars blowing glass?
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